Fuck this is so good

RIP Bozo 👎😹👎

Could he even ball? 🎳

I work with a bunch of middle aged men with teenage daughters and to hear them describe Sabrina Carpenter as “sexy” creeps me the fuck out

Oh my god back pain and tunnel vision, sounds horrible

Cops are so stupid, killing a shitty husband has got to be one of the easiest crimes to get away with

They chased my current PCP off again so this will be a good ice breaker for whoever the new doc is

We have a free fridge project in town here and it’s so helpful. We always try to bring some fresh fruit when we stop by

I will bring it up during my physical in February but it only happens when I take a cartoonishly hard blow to the side of my knee

That sound brutal. The sweats are so bad

Yeah the whole ordeal lasted less than 3 minutes but for a second I thought I was going to have to get my wife to come pick me up.

Thank fuck it only happens when I take a comically hard blow to the knee. That shit would terrify me if I was lifting and started to lose it

Had one while DRIVING yesterday

This is the third time it’s been triggered by a blow to the knee! Incredibly scary

I have a spot on my knee that when hit hard enough, triggers a vasovagal syncope, causing all of the blood to pool in my legs, sweating, light headedness and fainting.

Yesterday it happened when I was getting into my car and I nearly passed out behind the wheel 😬

In theory I have potentially saved over 150 people’s lives. It’s my super power!