benny profane
@thefiresermon.bsky.social
doing politics the wrong way
“silly. and a man.” - anonymous reviewer
“silly. and a man.” - anonymous reviewer
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S: fuck, cunt, cocksucker, asshole
A: shit, ass, piss, goddam, bitch
B: damn, tits
C: twat, butt, fanny
D: darn, gosh, heck
A: shit, ass, piss, goddam, bitch
B: damn, tits
C: twat, butt, fanny
D: darn, gosh, heck
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
S: fuck, cunt, cocksucker, asshole
A: shit, ass, piss, goddam, bitch
B: damn, tits
C: twat, butt, fanny
D: darn, gosh, heck
A: shit, ass, piss, goddam, bitch
B: damn, tits
C: twat, butt, fanny
D: darn, gosh, heck
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
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Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
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Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
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TFW you don’t realize the invaders at original Thanksgiving was yourselves 🤡💩
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
TFW you don’t realize the invaders at original Thanksgiving was yourselves 🤡💩
gemini’s advertising campaign: we can make videos that are convincing to two-year olds
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
gemini’s advertising campaign: we can make videos that are convincing to two-year olds
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
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🎼i've heard it said
that people cum into our wives
for a reason 🎶
that people cum into our wives
for a reason 🎶
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
🎼i've heard it said
that people cum into our wives
for a reason 🎶
that people cum into our wives
for a reason 🎶
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Imagine if your partner left you for the autocomplete function. bsky.app/profile/junl...
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Imagine if your partner left you for the autocomplete function. bsky.app/profile/junl...
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Bluesky as millennial retirement home confirmed
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Bluesky as millennial retirement home confirmed
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
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It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
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I’ve been saying, if someone would have offered him a highly paid weekly bitchy gossip queen column in 2014, everyone (including him) would have been so much happier
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’ve been saying, if someone would have offered him a highly paid weekly bitchy gossip queen column in 2014, everyone (including him) would have been so much happier
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Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take."
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take."
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
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good things are still possible online
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
good things are still possible online
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The left’s Joe Rogan has emerged
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The left’s Joe Rogan has emerged
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
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Really weird how stuff like this keeps happening! One could consider drawing some conclusions about the people in charge!
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Really weird how stuff like this keeps happening! One could consider drawing some conclusions about the people in charge!
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whatever the Xai people did to make grok speak more positively about its owner seems to be backfiring
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
whatever the Xai people did to make grok speak more positively about its owner seems to be backfiring
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big fan of whatever is wrong with you
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
big fan of whatever is wrong with you
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Me, every time Google claims I'm 'almost out of storage': Damn man that's crazy
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me, every time Google claims I'm 'almost out of storage': Damn man that's crazy
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irritable scowl syndrome
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
irritable scowl syndrome