Matt Chatham
@chatham58.bsky.social
Raised in IA, schooled in SD, settled in MA | 3x Super Bowl champ | Babson MBA | Founder of the Rub Smoke Love seasoning company #GoldBark #BeefCake #LifeOfBrine https://rubsmokelove.com
You know it’s a totally real, big-time award when ya gotta put the medal around your own neck
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December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You know it’s a totally real, big-time award when ya gotta put the medal around your own neck
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Remember when he claimed he won the “Michelin Man of the Year” Award when no such thing existed?
Somehow this FIFA medal is even more embarrassing.
Somehow this FIFA medal is even more embarrassing.
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Remember when he claimed he won the “Michelin Man of the Year” Award when no such thing existed?
Somehow this FIFA medal is even more embarrassing.
Somehow this FIFA medal is even more embarrassing.
FIFA (😂) gave a “peace” award to a wet Charmin soft POTUS who threatened more countries in 10 months than I can count here—and is currently embroiled in a war crimes investigation for the bombing of survivors who were going to <checks notes> sell cocaine that people (like his son) want. So not peace
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
FIFA (😂) gave a “peace” award to a wet Charmin soft POTUS who threatened more countries in 10 months than I can count here—and is currently embroiled in a war crimes investigation for the bombing of survivors who were going to <checks notes> sell cocaine that people (like his son) want. So not peace
This all so incredibly ripe for SNL to an awards show skit with a list of [organization] [honor least associated with organization] prizes
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This all so incredibly ripe for SNL to an awards show skit with a list of [organization] [honor least associated with organization] prizes
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
“FIFA Peace Prize” lol
Our galactically pathetic Krylon-face POTUS couldn’t get a real peace prize (that he’s insanely obsessed with) so he went to a sports organization with <checks notes> “a long history of systemic bribery, fraud & money laundering” to give him one
Chef’s kiss times a bazillion
Our galactically pathetic Krylon-face POTUS couldn’t get a real peace prize (that he’s insanely obsessed with) so he went to a sports organization with <checks notes> “a long history of systemic bribery, fraud & money laundering” to give him one
Chef’s kiss times a bazillion
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December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“FIFA Peace Prize” lol
Our galactically pathetic Krylon-face POTUS couldn’t get a real peace prize (that he’s insanely obsessed with) so he went to a sports organization with <checks notes> “a long history of systemic bribery, fraud & money laundering” to give him one
Chef’s kiss times a bazillion
Our galactically pathetic Krylon-face POTUS couldn’t get a real peace prize (that he’s insanely obsessed with) so he went to a sports organization with <checks notes> “a long history of systemic bribery, fraud & money laundering” to give him one
Chef’s kiss times a bazillion
When Trump is confronted w/ fraud, he either commits it or pardons it. Idea of a recidivious crook fixing fraud in healthcare (or any system) is asinine. A real, accountable media would mention his life of fraud—or others’ he excuses—each time he or his acolytes cite it as an excuse to do something.
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
When Trump is confronted w/ fraud, he either commits it or pardons it. Idea of a recidivious crook fixing fraud in healthcare (or any system) is asinine. A real, accountable media would mention his life of fraud—or others’ he excuses—each time he or his acolytes cite it as an excuse to do something.
A savvier Democrat messaging machine would be keeping a loud 📣 countrywide running tab of all the paying cronies Trump puts above the law…after his administration lied its ass off that “nobody is above the law.” Every American should know his list of pay-for-pardon crooks by heart, but few do 🤷♂️
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A savvier Democrat messaging machine would be keeping a loud 📣 countrywide running tab of all the paying cronies Trump puts above the law…after his administration lied its ass off that “nobody is above the law.” Every American should know his list of pay-for-pardon crooks by heart, but few do 🤷♂️
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If an elderly cancer survivor didn’t want to spend 9 years in prison, because that would terrible and not worth the risk, she shouldn’t have committed four felony counts of election fraud…
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If an elderly cancer survivor didn’t want to spend 9 years in prison, because that would terrible and not worth the risk, she shouldn’t have committed four felony counts of election fraud…
Future generations will teach courses & symposiums & write books &
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Future generations will teach courses & symposiums & write books &
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense
If selling coke constitutes trying to kill, somebody’s been trying to kill Junior for years. In this nation of laws, selling isn’t commensurate w/ attempted murder. Coke…imprisonment & fines. Not death. Cuz sugar kills too. And speeding. But u cant bomb donut shops or the left lane of the interstate
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December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If selling coke constitutes trying to kill, somebody’s been trying to kill Junior for years. In this nation of laws, selling isn’t commensurate w/ attempted murder. Coke…imprisonment & fines. Not death. Cuz sugar kills too. And speeding. But u cant bomb donut shops or the left lane of the interstate
If you’re a straight-shooter working in main justice, gotta be v-depressing to determine who to pursue for their white collar crime—until Trump is gone. Why waste taxpayer funds prosecuting crimes w/out 1st finding out if Trump likes the crook, or has been (or will be) bribed for pardon by them?
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December 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you’re a straight-shooter working in main justice, gotta be v-depressing to determine who to pursue for their white collar crime—until Trump is gone. Why waste taxpayer funds prosecuting crimes w/out 1st finding out if Trump likes the crook, or has been (or will be) bribed for pardon by them?
Paco, expert midday office productivity killer
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Paco, expert midday office productivity killer
Credit where credit is due: Grandpa beat woke. Not woke. At all. Impossible to be less woke than a narcoleptic POTUS.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Credit where credit is due: Grandpa beat woke. Not woke. At all. Impossible to be less woke than a narcoleptic POTUS.
My guess is that Hegseth eventually gets Gaetz’d. Both seem(ed) exuberant in their confidence and protected status until, whoopsie, rug is pulled and they don’t have it anymore. Become a drag on Trump’s blessed headlines, become politically expendable.
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My guess is that Hegseth eventually gets Gaetz’d. Both seem(ed) exuberant in their confidence and protected status until, whoopsie, rug is pulled and they don’t have it anymore. Become a drag on Trump’s blessed headlines, become politically expendable.
The guy telling you to hate brown people cuz they’re not from here or like the rest of us:
*Inexplicably paints himself orange each day
*Doesn’t drive or pump gas
*Is ignorant of normal daily human economics…doesn’t shop, doesn’t buy groceries
*Golfs year-round, thinks that’s work
One of us! 🙄👍
*Inexplicably paints himself orange each day
*Doesn’t drive or pump gas
*Is ignorant of normal daily human economics…doesn’t shop, doesn’t buy groceries
*Golfs year-round, thinks that’s work
One of us! 🙄👍
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The guy telling you to hate brown people cuz they’re not from here or like the rest of us:
*Inexplicably paints himself orange each day
*Doesn’t drive or pump gas
*Is ignorant of normal daily human economics…doesn’t shop, doesn’t buy groceries
*Golfs year-round, thinks that’s work
One of us! 🙄👍
*Inexplicably paints himself orange each day
*Doesn’t drive or pump gas
*Is ignorant of normal daily human economics…doesn’t shop, doesn’t buy groceries
*Golfs year-round, thinks that’s work
One of us! 🙄👍
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Let’s see if I have this right: drump thinks it’s perfectly ok to blow to smithereens 80+ people for alleged drugs coming to the US (no proof) yet perfectly ok to pardon one who was tried and convicted for drug trafficking- in the US. If anyone thinks he’s serious about drugs in the US, think again
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Let’s see if I have this right: drump thinks it’s perfectly ok to blow to smithereens 80+ people for alleged drugs coming to the US (no proof) yet perfectly ok to pardon one who was tried and convicted for drug trafficking- in the US. If anyone thinks he’s serious about drugs in the US, think again
His accusations are confessions, Episode 17,482
Trump: “There's this fake narrative that the Democrats talk about affordability…The word affordability is a con job by the Democrats.”
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
His accusations are confessions, Episode 17,482
The thing about the Hegseth illegal double tap is none of this is a national story & legal quandary for him if he’d just STFU. But he cant help but do poser war daddy bullshit, flaunting the foolishness
Like most things Trump, these problems don’t happen if they weren’t dipshits about everything.
Like most things Trump, these problems don’t happen if they weren’t dipshits about everything.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The thing about the Hegseth illegal double tap is none of this is a national story & legal quandary for him if he’d just STFU. But he cant help but do poser war daddy bullshit, flaunting the foolishness
Like most things Trump, these problems don’t happen if they weren’t dipshits about everything.
Like most things Trump, these problems don’t happen if they weren’t dipshits about everything.
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124 punt return yards ✌️
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
124 punt return yards ✌️
Lane Kiffin is the Marjorie Taylor Greene of John Fetterman-ing
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Lane Kiffin is the Marjorie Taylor Greene of John Fetterman-ing
A pathological liar lying about why he was lying [down] in a magnetic imaging machine given that he thinks “nobody knows what magnets are” is a multi-car pileup inside a broken brain.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A pathological liar lying about why he was lying [down] in a magnetic imaging machine given that he thinks “nobody knows what magnets are” is a multi-car pileup inside a broken brain.
Future news: After calls to release Trump’s MRI we learn it was some scan of his head, but he’s already insisted, “It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test & I already aced it.”
Idea of him having mainly his head in an MRI machine but thinking, “this can’t be for my brain” is pure gold.
Idea of him having mainly his head in an MRI machine but thinking, “this can’t be for my brain” is pure gold.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Future news: After calls to release Trump’s MRI we learn it was some scan of his head, but he’s already insisted, “It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test & I already aced it.”
Idea of him having mainly his head in an MRI machine but thinking, “this can’t be for my brain” is pure gold.
Idea of him having mainly his head in an MRI machine but thinking, “this can’t be for my brain” is pure gold.
Serious question:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer:
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Serious question:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer:
How big of an idiot do you have to be to brag about how you did on a cognitive test you were forced to take?
Serious answer: