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Lazarus; he/they; old as hell; im the guy who ruined Fëanáro’s reputation by saying he sucked, and im ruining The whole house of Finwë too by saying the family is rife with incest. https://archiveofourown.org/users/bottlecapmermaid
Pinned
oh my god. ου φροντις. Ου fucking φροντις
im smooth again. like a shark.
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
im smooth again. like a shark.
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hi i really, really needed this event so i created it <3
Introducing MARCH THROUGH YOUR STASH! This is a challenge for those of us (Libby addicts, bookstore loiterers) who keep buying books but never reading them. Read as many as possible in the month of March!
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
hi i really, really needed this event so i created it <3
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I stopped reading at "We don't stop deportations"
Then you're cops. What the fuck???
Then you're cops. What the fuck???
Ugh. The main anti-ICE group in Washington which has 44k followers on Facebook and has been going around to communities promoting classes is now promoting this anti-whistle nonsense for "harm reduction" reasons as well.
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I stopped reading at "We don't stop deportations"
Then you're cops. What the fuck???
Then you're cops. What the fuck???
I don’t have whatever amino acid it is that makes you become a kpop stan. I’ve tried. It doesn’t work. How does this keep happening to people I know
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I don’t have whatever amino acid it is that makes you become a kpop stan. I’ve tried. It doesn’t work. How does this keep happening to people I know
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The point of getting a hundred thousand people together to protest the government is that it is impossible to actually take action against any one of them.
We really, really need to squash this idea that the first step in effective protest is ensuring that nobody can ever identify who you are or distinguish you in any way
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
The point of getting a hundred thousand people together to protest the government is that it is impossible to actually take action against any one of them.
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Sinners... but make it Leyendecker
#SinnersMovie
#SinnersMovie
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sinners... but make it Leyendecker
#SinnersMovie
#SinnersMovie
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Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
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"Did you bring it?"
"Were you followed?"
My customer for the day slaps themselves into the seat next to me at the boba bar, retro digi-crocs nervously tapping the sticky floor. I fish out the drive slowly, taking a pull of my e-beer.
"Easy, weeb. The payment cleared, so we're good there."
"Were you followed?"
My customer for the day slaps themselves into the seat next to me at the boba bar, retro digi-crocs nervously tapping the sticky floor. I fish out the drive slowly, taking a pull of my e-beer.
"Easy, weeb. The payment cleared, so we're good there."
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
"Did you bring it?"
"Were you followed?"
My customer for the day slaps themselves into the seat next to me at the boba bar, retro digi-crocs nervously tapping the sticky floor. I fish out the drive slowly, taking a pull of my e-beer.
"Easy, weeb. The payment cleared, so we're good there."
"Were you followed?"
My customer for the day slaps themselves into the seat next to me at the boba bar, retro digi-crocs nervously tapping the sticky floor. I fish out the drive slowly, taking a pull of my e-beer.
"Easy, weeb. The payment cleared, so we're good there."
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when our smoke was over, he pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me round the waist, and said that henceforth we were married
January 31, 2026 at 1:47 AM
when our smoke was over, he pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me round the waist, and said that henceforth we were married
boy: deployed
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
boy: deployed
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i want people to think more about what they will do to the enemy than worrying about what the enemy will do to them.
January 30, 2026 at 12:49 AM
i want people to think more about what they will do to the enemy than worrying about what the enemy will do to them.
Five jobs I’ve had:
-obituary writer/editor
-exterior house painter
-librarian
-bookseller
-ice cream shop goblin
-obituary writer/editor
-exterior house painter
-librarian
-bookseller
-ice cream shop goblin
Five jobs I’ve had:
- Line cook
- Bookseller
- Project Administrator
- Photographer
- Sommelier
- Line cook
- Bookseller
- Project Administrator
- Photographer
- Sommelier
Five jobs I’ve had:
-social worker
-thrift shop manager
-true crime researcher
-maternity store sales associate
-children’s tv show composer
-social worker
-thrift shop manager
-true crime researcher
-maternity store sales associate
-children’s tv show composer
January 29, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Five jobs I’ve had:
-obituary writer/editor
-exterior house painter
-librarian
-bookseller
-ice cream shop goblin
-obituary writer/editor
-exterior house painter
-librarian
-bookseller
-ice cream shop goblin
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schmoop, whump, squick—the old fandom world was filled with such beautiful, autological words. let's bring them back, i want to see them prosper.
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 AM
schmoop, whump, squick—the old fandom world was filled with such beautiful, autological words. let's bring them back, i want to see them prosper.
LRT FUCKING BASEDDDDDDD
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
LRT FUCKING BASEDDDDDDD
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We’ll be closed on Friday in solidarity with the nationwide general strike.
January 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
We’ll be closed on Friday in solidarity with the nationwide general strike.
if you’re not willing to be inconvenienced or take one (an) minor risk to protest this fucking bullshit, not only are you going straight to weenie hut jr’s, you are also not allowed to complain where I can catch you ever again
January 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
if you’re not willing to be inconvenienced or take one (an) minor risk to protest this fucking bullshit, not only are you going straight to weenie hut jr’s, you are also not allowed to complain where I can catch you ever again
join me in doing fuckall and/or yelling in the cold
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
join me in doing fuckall and/or yelling in the cold
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@fantomcomics.bsky.social in DC is shutting down on 1/30 in solidarity with the nationwide strike some groups have called for.
www.instagram.com/p/DUEk4jXETff/
www.instagram.com/p/DUEk4jXETff/
fantomcomics on Instagram: "We’d ask you to call your member of Congress, but if you’re one of the 700,000 residents of DC like us, you don’t have a member of …"
We’d ask you to call your member of Congress, but if you’re one of the 700,000 residents of DC like us, you don’t have a member of Congress.Fantom will be closed this Friday, January 30. No FNM, sorry!As part of the nationwide strike in solidarity with Minneapolis, we encourage you to do the same: no work, no school, no shopping. If ICE continues, what’s happening there will come to DC. Trump has already normalized seeing National Guard soldiers in Call of Duty gear on P Street outside Fantom every day.The District of Columbia is vulnerable - without statehood, we can’t leverage state power against the federal government’s crimes the way Minnesota can.If you strike with us on Friday, we encourage you to attend protests & marches in your city. We know about two so far in DC:12:45pm @howard1867 student-led GET ICE OUT march from @sankofadc (2714 Georgia Ave NW) to Franklin Park, and then the White House3:00pm @psldc STOP FUNDING ICE protest at Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro (7th & H St NW), 0.9 miles from the White HouseTo learn about the nationwide strike, check out nationalshutdown.org#nationalshutdown #nationwidestrike @mayor_bowser @cmbrookepinto @dupontcircledc @dupont_circle_main_streetsView all comments
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January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
@fantomcomics.bsky.social in DC is shutting down on 1/30 in solidarity with the nationwide strike some groups have called for.
www.instagram.com/p/DUEk4jXETff/
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I bitch and loan constantly about not getting anything done but boy my output number went up as fuck over 2025
January 28, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I bitch and loan constantly about not getting anything done but boy my output number went up as fuck over 2025
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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