the tom petty of gay smut
@ripeteeth.bsky.social
i am thirty or forty years old and i don't need this
2d and print artist | no commissions | abnormal about frankenstein
Print shop: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/sycorax/
2d and print artist | no commissions | abnormal about frankenstein
Print shop: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/sycorax/
Pinned
oh wait, i don’t think bluesky has seen my pi-ass de résistance yet
sommelier: "i found this wine in my grandpa's cellar, do you think it's worth something?"
the answer is no
the answer is no
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
sommelier: "i found this wine in my grandpa's cellar, do you think it's worth something?"
the answer is no
the answer is no
what the fuck
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
what the fuck
I dressed my mage up like sylvanas and she looks 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I dressed my mage up like sylvanas and she looks 🔥
this is so fucking good
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
this is so fucking good
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the last sketch of November
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the last sketch of November
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Basically The New York Post these days in New Yorker cartoon form but without joking.
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Basically The New York Post these days in New Yorker cartoon form but without joking.
whenever there's a meme like "the sixth picture in your camera roll is [blank]", I know I don't have to look. It's a picture of my cat. It's always a picture of my cat
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
whenever there's a meme like "the sixth picture in your camera roll is [blank]", I know I don't have to look. It's a picture of my cat. It's always a picture of my cat
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Since I'm struggling to get back into drawing due to low-key burnout, here's some old work of mine.
#watercolor #traditionalart #art #illustration #OCart
#watercolor #traditionalart #art #illustration #OCart
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Since I'm struggling to get back into drawing due to low-key burnout, here's some old work of mine.
#watercolor #traditionalart #art #illustration #OCart
#watercolor #traditionalart #art #illustration #OCart
It's a chilly rainy day and I'm gonna make goulash
(gift recipe included)
(gift recipe included)
Gulyásleves (Beef and Potato Soup With Paprika) (Published 2024)
cooking.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It's a chilly rainy day and I'm gonna make goulash
(gift recipe included)
(gift recipe included)
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Make sure you let the women in your life know that if they fail at making a Half Baked Harvest recipe this season, it’s not them. It’s the recipe.
November 28, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Make sure you let the women in your life know that if they fail at making a Half Baked Harvest recipe this season, it’s not them. It’s the recipe.
I need to cook something extremely cozy tonight
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I need to cook something extremely cozy tonight
you ever start reading a book and can tell within the first few chapters it's gonna change your entire worldview
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
you ever start reading a book and can tell within the first few chapters it's gonna change your entire worldview
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Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
ursula k leguin once again coming for the throat
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
ursula k leguin once again coming for the throat
i need to go to the raclette stand
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i need to go to the raclette stand
over 30 selfie thread
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November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
over 30 selfie thread
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I popped an edible and now I'm eyeing the bubble bath sitting on the side of the tub and Am Considering
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I popped an edible and now I'm eyeing the bubble bath sitting on the side of the tub and Am Considering
this website is free
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
this website is free
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I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
okay flannel jeans acquired. and i got some decent touchscreen-friendly winter gloves so i can keep walking in the park all winter
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
okay flannel jeans acquired. and i got some decent touchscreen-friendly winter gloves so i can keep walking in the park all winter
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why am i always so tired
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
why am i always so tired
oh shit i gotta buy some new flannel-lined jeans while everything is on sale
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
oh shit i gotta buy some new flannel-lined jeans while everything is on sale
Describe your cat's personality with one photo:
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo:
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