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Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
Press SHIFT to run.
Press CTRL to beg for mercy.
Press ALT-Q to shit your pants like a little diarrhea boy.
Press CTRL to beg for mercy.
Press ALT-Q to shit your pants like a little diarrhea boy.
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Press SHIFT to run.
Press CTRL to beg for mercy.
Press ALT-Q to shit your pants like a little diarrhea boy.
Press CTRL to beg for mercy.
Press ALT-Q to shit your pants like a little diarrhea boy.
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Hey could we maybe stop trying these things out on people to determine whether not they want little kids to get into sexy knifeplay
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hey could we maybe stop trying these things out on people to determine whether not they want little kids to get into sexy knifeplay
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Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.
Translate for us non-law-talkers...?
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
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the first cut of Star Wars the Phantom Menace (“George’s OG Cut”) had a ticking clock in the corner “Countdown til Jar Jar Binks is 18 Space-Years Old” what can I say man times were different back then
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
the first cut of Star Wars the Phantom Menace (“George’s OG Cut”) had a ticking clock in the corner “Countdown til Jar Jar Binks is 18 Space-Years Old” what can I say man times were different back then
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Behind-the-scenes of Megyn Kelly’s podcast
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Behind-the-scenes of Megyn Kelly’s podcast
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November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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lordy
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
lordy
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I just realized the thing that set back social democracy in America a hundred years was Hunter Biden not inviting media elites on his cocaine benders and sharing his hookers and I will spend the next 48 hours staring at the wall.
wrong Biden imo
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I just realized the thing that set back social democracy in America a hundred years was Hunter Biden not inviting media elites on his cocaine benders and sharing his hookers and I will spend the next 48 hours staring at the wall.
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can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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at the what
Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
at the what
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COMPOSURE [Easy: Failure] - Fuck. It's been right in front of you the whole time. The femboys, are right, about everything. Every. Fucking. Thing. Your entire worldview crumbles, and before you can even decide on a color, you've already ordered arm warmers off Amazon. You are The UwU Detective.
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
COMPOSURE [Easy: Failure] - Fuck. It's been right in front of you the whole time. The femboys, are right, about everything. Every. Fucking. Thing. Your entire worldview crumbles, and before you can even decide on a color, you've already ordered arm warmers off Amazon. You are The UwU Detective.
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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New early look at 'Windpunk', the survival exploration game where your base is a walking mech fortress.
Steam page: store.steampowered.com/app/2946140
#indiegames #steam #indiegame
Steam page: store.steampowered.com/app/2946140
#indiegames #steam #indiegame
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
New early look at 'Windpunk', the survival exploration game where your base is a walking mech fortress.
Steam page: store.steampowered.com/app/2946140
#indiegames #steam #indiegame
Steam page: store.steampowered.com/app/2946140
#indiegames #steam #indiegame
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
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funniest possible thing the pope can do is say he likes scorcese’s stuff except when he gets all religious
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
funniest possible thing the pope can do is say he likes scorcese’s stuff except when he gets all religious
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In Donkey Kong Country 2, it is possible to trap Diddy Kong in a state of eternal horror. Hitting K. Rool with a team-up throw in a specific manner will cause Diddy's eyes to pop out in shock; however, he will never recover and stay in this state until the game is reset.
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
In Donkey Kong Country 2, it is possible to trap Diddy Kong in a state of eternal horror. Hitting K. Rool with a team-up throw in a specific manner will cause Diddy's eyes to pop out in shock; however, he will never recover and stay in this state until the game is reset.
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This site isn't perfect but one time on Twitter I was complaining about anime having too much fanservice of underage girls, and a bunch of gross fucks came out of nowhere and started spamming my replies with explicit lolicon shit, and I don't think that would happen here.
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This site isn't perfect but one time on Twitter I was complaining about anime having too much fanservice of underage girls, and a bunch of gross fucks came out of nowhere and started spamming my replies with explicit lolicon shit, and I don't think that would happen here.