I have never heard the entirety of a Foo Fighters song in my life.

Every time one of these lists comes up, I scan through it, hoping like hell that Sorensen isn't on it, and every time, he seems to be.

I know it doesn't mean anything, but it's kinda pleasing to the eye to see that the lineup of Dems goes moderate-progressive-moderate-progressive in descending order.

Cheap wireless earbuds cost like 35 bucks at this point. Cheap wired ones with acceptable sound quality are 10.

What are we even doing here.

I feel that reading this entitles the reader to at least a quarter-novel consisting of the most self-indulgent prose imaginable.

What, dear reader, are you going to use _your_ quarter-book for? I'm gonna use a lot of questions directed at the reader.