The Cactuar Matt
@thecactuarmatt.bsky.social
A cactuar named Matt
He/Him
He/Him
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2025 Goals Time
1. Establish a budget
2. Pay off 3 credit cards
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Finish 5+ video games
5. Complete business plan for wife's new project
6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map
7. Get personal project into an alpha state
1. Establish a budget
2. Pay off 3 credit cards
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Finish 5+ video games
5. Complete business plan for wife's new project
6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map
7. Get personal project into an alpha state
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The bank placed a 7 day hold on my wife's paycheck.
a woman in a police uniform is standing in a room and saying `` burn everything '' .
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media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The bank placed a 7 day hold on my wife's paycheck.
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bodied by my eldest , frankly
The boss's boss "is working with HR to make sure I'm in the January promotion cycle"
a picture of a child driving a red car with the words let 's go
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media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The boss's boss "is working with HR to make sure I'm in the January promotion cycle"
I seriously considered paying for a month of ESPN+ to watch the NCAA soccer tournaments, but all 3 squads I root for got eliminated in round 1, so I'll keep that money.
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I seriously considered paying for a month of ESPN+ to watch the NCAA soccer tournaments, but all 3 squads I root for got eliminated in round 1, so I'll keep that money.
Bad day for Indiana Jones to turn back into Daniel Jones
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Bad day for Indiana Jones to turn back into Daniel Jones
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
The magician better not be Justin Willman or Nate Bartgatze's dad.
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The magician better not be Justin Willman or Nate Bartgatze's dad.
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
Alissa White-Gluz and Arch Enemy split up and the rest of the year is now ruined.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Alissa White-Gluz and Arch Enemy split up and the rest of the year is now ruined.
I wanted to program video games. Then I read a GamePro (IIRC) article about game programmers working 80 hour weeks to get fired after the game ships, so I just started programming anything but games.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I wanted to program video games. Then I read a GamePro (IIRC) article about game programmers working 80 hour weeks to get fired after the game ships, so I just started programming anything but games.
Insane. Notre Dame is up 21-0 with 0 yards of offense
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Insane. Notre Dame is up 21-0 with 0 yards of offense
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Monday is our annual "in office" day and I'd rather have a root canal.
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Monday is our annual "in office" day and I'd rather have a root canal.
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
I said these facts for an 8th time. They said they understood. 3 hours later they said they would just test in production instead of going forward with the facts.
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I said these facts for an 8th time. They said they understood. 3 hours later they said they would just test in production instead of going forward with the facts.
Trying parmesan brazi bites today
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Trying parmesan brazi bites today
I did this. My inbox went from 35 to 24,239
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I did this. My inbox went from 35 to 24,239
Don't get rid of any of them. Don't let other people put limitations on you.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Don't get rid of any of them. Don't let other people put limitations on you.
Interesting silence from the "political violence is always bad" crowd today.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Interesting silence from the "political violence is always bad" crowd today.
Welcome to the World Cup Final hosted in Fort Wayne Indiana
good luck finding a republican run city that has the infrastructure to support the world cup on such short notice
President Trump has repeatedly threatened to pull the World Cup from Democrat-run cities—adding controversy to what should be a boost to tourism.
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Welcome to the World Cup Final hosted in Fort Wayne Indiana
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Morning
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Morning
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Great, a lunch time meeting to say facts to people who didn't listen to those facts the first 7 times I said them.
a woman is smiling with the words thanks i hate it below her
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media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Great, a lunch time meeting to say facts to people who didn't listen to those facts the first 7 times I said them.
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resources re: ICE presence in North Carolina, distribute widely if you feel like it. all love to my community, no love to the people who said "but what is fascism really? historically, blah blah, name-calling gets us nowhere" when we were all saying "these people are fascists"
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Show up for our neighbors
linktr.ee
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
resources re: ICE presence in North Carolina, distribute widely if you feel like it. all love to my community, no love to the people who said "but what is fascism really? historically, blah blah, name-calling gets us nowhere" when we were all saying "these people are fascists"
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