The Cactuar Matt
@thecactuarmatt.bsky.social
A cactuar named Matt
He/Him
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2025 Goals Time
1. Establish a budget
2. Pay off 3 credit cards
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Finish 5+ video games
5. Complete business plan for wife's new project
6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map
7. Get personal project into an alpha state
1. Establish a budget
2. Pay off 3 credit cards
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Finish 5+ video games
5. Complete business plan for wife's new project
6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map
7. Get personal project into an alpha state
I could have won a shit ton of money on a preseason parlay of Fernando Mendoza Heisman and IU goes into the CFP as an undefeated #1 seed.
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I could have won a shit ton of money on a preseason parlay of Fernando Mendoza Heisman and IU goes into the CFP as an undefeated #1 seed.
That throw just won a Heisman Trophy
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
That throw just won a Heisman Trophy
Holy missed field goal Batman!
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Holy missed field goal Batman!
First time OSU has trailed in the 2nd half this season. Let's go Hoosiers!
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
First time OSU has trailed in the 2nd half this season. Let's go Hoosiers!
I should not have taken my sleep pill yet, I doubt I'll even finish the 3rd quarter.
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I should not have taken my sleep pill yet, I doubt I'll even finish the 3rd quarter.
First time Georgia fan and I'm having a good time so far.
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
First time Georgia fan and I'm having a good time so far.
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People who couldn't handle the mild inconvenience of social distancing are somehow going to endure the far more immense disruption of getting randomly shot by their neighbors?
Sure, ok 👍👍
Sure, ok 👍👍
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
People who couldn't handle the mild inconvenience of social distancing are somehow going to endure the far more immense disruption of getting randomly shot by their neighbors?
Sure, ok 👍👍
Sure, ok 👍👍
Well, how about that
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Well, how about that
Can't wait until they give next year's peace prize to Vladimir Putin.
President Donald Trump is awarded the inaugural peace prize from FIFA President Gianni Infantino at the 2026 World Cup draw.
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Can't wait until they give next year's peace prize to Vladimir Putin.
Watching all these "all our customers are getting errors" teams messages fly across for my part time job and I'm super glad that's not my responsibility
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Watching all these "all our customers are getting errors" teams messages fly across for my part time job and I'm super glad that's not my responsibility
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
VRBO sent me a $30 limited time discount. That's like Culver's putting a 5¢ off coupon in my mailbox.
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
VRBO sent me a $30 limited time discount. That's like Culver's putting a 5¢ off coupon in my mailbox.
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
After 1 game, the IU basketball team lost more B1G games than the football team did all season.
Rod Serling Twilight Zone Weird GIF
ALT: Rod Serling Twilight Zone Weird GIF
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December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
After 1 game, the IU basketball team lost more B1G games than the football team did all season.
Hitting the jackpot
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hitting the jackpot
PS6 in 2032!
Yeaaaaaah guess all those folks who've always complained that new consoles release too soon may end up getting what they've asked for.
And hope PC folks really like their current rigs.
Who knows.
And hope PC folks really like their current rigs.
Who knows.
basically micron (who owns crucial, which they're abandoning completely next year) is moving from a mixed b2b/consumer strategy to an entirely b2b business for AI datacenters. which will be a big supply shock for consumer PC hardware. www.thestreet.com/technology/d...
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
PS6 in 2032!
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FF7 is actually a Hallmark Movie.
* Kid leaves hometown to work for mega corporation.
* Quits and reunites with childhood crush.
* Gets into a love triangle with local florist.
* Ex coworker/nepobaby shows up and wreaks havoc.
* Problems resolve when he learns to be true to himself.
* Kid leaves hometown to work for mega corporation.
* Quits and reunites with childhood crush.
* Gets into a love triangle with local florist.
* Ex coworker/nepobaby shows up and wreaks havoc.
* Problems resolve when he learns to be true to himself.
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
FF7 is actually a Hallmark Movie.
* Kid leaves hometown to work for mega corporation.
* Quits and reunites with childhood crush.
* Gets into a love triangle with local florist.
* Ex coworker/nepobaby shows up and wreaks havoc.
* Problems resolve when he learns to be true to himself.
* Kid leaves hometown to work for mega corporation.
* Quits and reunites with childhood crush.
* Gets into a love triangle with local florist.
* Ex coworker/nepobaby shows up and wreaks havoc.
* Problems resolve when he learns to be true to himself.
Outlook marking Microsoft 365 Copilot emails as spam is hilarious.
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Outlook marking Microsoft 365 Copilot emails as spam is hilarious.
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
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In my head canon the reason for the traffic jam is because the cars feel pain and didn't want to drive over Lego.
Netherlands news: a box of LEGO fell off the back of a truck, causing 11 kilometers / 6 miles of traffic jam.
www.nu.nl/binnenland/6...
www.nu.nl/binnenland/6...
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
In my head canon the reason for the traffic jam is because the cars feel pain and didn't want to drive over Lego.
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Welp it is 5:30 and I was supposed to get paid by my new part time job today and yet. Between this and the bank holding my wife's check, I'm in a very annoyed place. Give us our money.
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Welp it is 5:30 and I was supposed to get paid by my new part time job today and yet. Between this and the bank holding my wife's check, I'm in a very annoyed place. Give us our money.
The refs in this Colts game suck. How do you miss a delay of game call lmao
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The refs in this Colts game suck. How do you miss a delay of game call lmao