The Cactuar Matt
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A cactuar named Matt He/Him I'll be back someday when life isn't ridiculously busy
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2025 Goals Time

1. Establish a budget
2. Pay off 3 credit cards
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Finish 5+ video games
5. Complete business plan for wife's new project
6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map
7. Get personal project into an alpha state
I, personally, enjoy shortcuts
Doing a 5k and meeting friends for lunch
Well, we were supposed to be doing a 5k with a nacho loving friend and his wife, but they forgot to register, so now we're doing a 5k and meeting them for lunch
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
I only do it because it increases the likelihood that there'll be time for video games
I always check because if I'm within an hour, I'll just get up.
Hope everything gets better for you soon
Azure more than anything at this point
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I thought this guy was gonna reduce the number of murders in New York?
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
I swear I read thata few years back, sorry Tom.
Tom Osborn is rolling around in his grave
Expectations are low enough for him to meet
My mom said it's my turn on the time machine
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this looks like Jared Leto holding Walton Goggins
This is incredibly homoerotic
I also sing metal lyrics to mine
If you don't throw that hand out you're getting a double bird