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I invented being normal.
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Listen up dumb fucks, there's a Newspaper Man here to tell you that you're all too stupid and siloed off to understand that most Americans are poorly informed.
December 11, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Q- What has reality television brought us?

A- A second Trump term.
December 11, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Now you know we were really ahead of the times, being the Ohio gang
Trump’s cabinet shall from here on be known as the Jackass Brigade. They are the stupidest bunch to come along in all of American history.
December 11, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Glad I'm getting the recognition I deserve on this auspicious day
As I note in this piece, we've actually seen this weird mishmash of ridiculously wealthy businessmen and dipshits whose main qualification is loyalty to the president about a hundred years ago.

It was the Cabinet of Warren G. Harding and, hoo boy, did that not turn out well.
December 11, 2024 at 3:13 PM
You know, the times that helped my administration happen
(screams in historian)
October 3, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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"We'll just use the Comstock Act to hold that abortion is *already* illegal nationwide, as is described in Project 2025, or we'll use the 14th Amendment to do so, as is described in the 2024 Republican platform. We've already told you, twice, that we don't think we *need* new legislation."
October 2, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Make sure to read to the end ->
with alt text
October 2, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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I really feel like the 24 hour news cycle and the absolute desperation to fill it has lead to this awful “treat everything as a game” framework because the only other model for this kind of coverage is sports

but government policy is not a sport
You ever think how weird it is that punditry is like “sure he wants to introduce a program to make women into large breeding animals that graze in meadows but is he smooth about explaining it?”
October 2, 2024 at 4:56 AM
This is only because he wants the patchwork of state restrictions to remain in place
October 2, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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Why the fuck do you repeat his bullshit? You know he won't do this.
October 2, 2024 at 11:47 AM
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#BrokenTimes headlines. The possible vice-president refused to accept the results of a presidential election and this is what they say in the former paper of record.
October 2, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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I think if you tell a lie so toxic that a network that had promised not to correct any of your lies nevertheless feels morally obligated to do so, the whole event should be paused while a giant red L is painted on your forehead and you should have to do the rest of the debate like that.
Well they did once and cut his mic
October 2, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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All the data in the world about how ridiculously good immigration is for the US is not winning against the basest blood and soil nationalism what the fuck
There is a long history of casting immigrants as “takers” and I guess if you ignore how the economy works, how housing policy works, how the construction industry works, you can arrive at “immigrants need housing and therefore must be taking it from you” but it’s not easy to get there
October 2, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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Holy shit, I thought this was a joke, a meme, but
October 2, 2024 at 10:51 AM
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This 20th century speedrun is moving fast if we’re already at the Business Plot
pretty stunning how the billionaire class(and yes that means the legacy media) have completely turned on Biden. They'd rather have a fascist dictatorship than pay taxes and a living wage to employees. Insane power grab in front of the cameras
July 6, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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Presidential candidate who the far-right members of the Supreme Court just placed above the law tells voters how he will exercise his new powers.
July 3, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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The Heritage Foundation is absolutely making overt terrorist threats and everyone you know needs to be aware of this.
July 3, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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I'm just like... not even remotely prepared to concede that Donald Trump winning in November is a foregone conclusion.
July 3, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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July 3, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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I would extremely love to live in uninteresting political times. Please. PLEASE.
“Politics would be interesting again” is the most telling line here. They find all this boring I guess.
Wild to watch horserace journalists suggest the most politically suicidal shit and pretend it's savvy.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
July 3, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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Fuck all your doomposting. No one who has ever accomplished anything did it by giving up and whining that there was nothing to do, the bad guys won and we are all doomed. Defeatism is death.
June 28, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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"What has voting ever done for me?" I literally saw someone ask this morning and that's what set me off before tea. I don't know but if school is still free in your town and the roads mostly work then probably something.

Look at the difference right now between Iowa and Minnesota.
June 28, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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unelected supreme council of elderly catholics says "you guys figure it out"
June 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM