Tessa Matsuzaki
@tessamatsuzaki.bsky.social
My life became a Weird Al lyric on 6/8/22. Insufferable since I discovered I have an IMDb page. (she/her)
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Today’s inspirational message:
October 21, 2023 at 2:03 PM
Today’s inspirational message:
Someone knew exactly what they were doing and I’m here for it.
October 15, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Someone knew exactly what they were doing and I’m here for it.
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The eclipse at its fullest Los Angeles extent
October 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
The eclipse at its fullest Los Angeles extent
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Imagine your own fucking outlet, the one you literally died working for, passive voicing your own murder.
October 14, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Imagine your own fucking outlet, the one you literally died working for, passive voicing your own murder.
This so so cool.
Annular eclipse progression as seen thru pinhole effect created by tree leaves.
Last photo is during period of maximum coverage (hence the donut torus of light!)
As seen from Albuquerque, NM.
Last photo is during period of maximum coverage (hence the donut torus of light!)
As seen from Albuquerque, NM.
October 14, 2023 at 10:40 PM
This so so cool.
The shapes of the shadows that eclipses create are my favourite part! I got a fun photo of dappled sun in a tree’s shadow once when there was a partial eclipse on a sunny day.
October 14, 2023 at 4:02 AM
The shapes of the shadows that eclipses create are my favourite part! I got a fun photo of dappled sun in a tree’s shadow once when there was a partial eclipse on a sunny day.
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Follow for more recipes
October 14, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Follow for more recipes
Entrapment!
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
October 10, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Entrapment!
I’m wheezing. 😭
This dog food installed so many toolbars you can't see the screen anymore
October 10, 2023 at 3:30 PM
I’m wheezing. 😭
I…… wow.
WOW.
Honestly, this feels like a mood.
Ok, there’s SO MUCH going on, but I somehow managed to notice that the product’s name uses a faux Disney typeface (probably from dafont) that can’t possibly be legal. 😂
WOW.
Honestly, this feels like a mood.
Ok, there’s SO MUCH going on, but I somehow managed to notice that the product’s name uses a faux Disney typeface (probably from dafont) that can’t possibly be legal. 😂
October 10, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I…… wow.
WOW.
Honestly, this feels like a mood.
Ok, there’s SO MUCH going on, but I somehow managed to notice that the product’s name uses a faux Disney typeface (probably from dafont) that can’t possibly be legal. 😂
WOW.
Honestly, this feels like a mood.
Ok, there’s SO MUCH going on, but I somehow managed to notice that the product’s name uses a faux Disney typeface (probably from dafont) that can’t possibly be legal. 😂
The fact that this is real packaging! 😂 The 2001 Geocities description is 🤌.
Just got an ad for this dog food, that looks like a GeoCities page from 2001.
October 10, 2023 at 3:23 PM
The fact that this is real packaging! 😂 The 2001 Geocities description is 🤌.
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We, as a society, have given the morning people far too much power
September 13, 2023 at 4:42 PM
We, as a society, have given the morning people far too much power
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*extremely* telling that the NYT frames a family leaving a state because their trans son literally could not get the medical care he needed as a "politically motivated move" and an abstract "issue" rather than one connected to their child's intrinsic humanity www.nytimes.com/2023/10/07/u...
October 7, 2023 at 1:24 PM
*extremely* telling that the NYT frames a family leaving a state because their trans son literally could not get the medical care he needed as a "politically motivated move" and an abstract "issue" rather than one connected to their child's intrinsic humanity www.nytimes.com/2023/10/07/u...
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Any fanbase that still does the Chop in 2023 CE does not deserve to see wins.
October 7, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Any fanbase that still does the Chop in 2023 CE does not deserve to see wins.
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Something important dawned on me this week: Trump’s easy impunity is at an end, and not in the Mueller Is Coming, #resistance sense, but in the “he knows he’s trapped and knifed McCarthy for protection” sense. www.offmessage.net/p/trump-reac...
Trump Reaches A Fateful Crossroads
We should welcome it, but acknowledge the peril
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October 6, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Something important dawned on me this week: Trump’s easy impunity is at an end, and not in the Mueller Is Coming, #resistance sense, but in the “he knows he’s trapped and knifed McCarthy for protection” sense. www.offmessage.net/p/trump-reac...
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Strike dinosaur? Strike dinosaur.
October 5, 2023 at 10:50 PM
Strike dinosaur? Strike dinosaur.
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So I was just on TMZ Live talking about Drew Barrymore's writers refusing to return to the show and how this is a demonstration of the power and confidence built when people participate in strikes. Glad I was able to hit all the points I wanted.
October 5, 2023 at 6:42 PM
So I was just on TMZ Live talking about Drew Barrymore's writers refusing to return to the show and how this is a demonstration of the power and confidence built when people participate in strikes. Glad I was able to hit all the points I wanted.
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when all your twitter friends show up on bluesky
October 5, 2023 at 3:40 PM
when all your twitter friends show up on bluesky
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It was never about how much money it costs. America believes in punishment. America believes in letting people struggle because they "deserve" it.
KEEPING PEOPLE HOUSED & FED during rough periods of their lives is *cheaper* than incarcerating & hospitalizing them repeatedly when they’re shoved onto the streets. Always has been. Just give them the money.
It saves money, even if “it’s just the right thing to do” never convinced you.
It saves money, even if “it’s just the right thing to do” never convinced you.
Preliminary results from the Denver Basic Income Project that's providing cash to hundreds of unhoused people for one year using the first 6 months of data:
• NO ONE receiving $1,000/mo still sleeping outside
• Full-time employment increased
• Fewer visits to the ER
• Fewer nights spent in jail
• NO ONE receiving $1,000/mo still sleeping outside
• Full-time employment increased
• Fewer visits to the ER
• Fewer nights spent in jail
October 4, 2023 at 2:25 PM
It was never about how much money it costs. America believes in punishment. America believes in letting people struggle because they "deserve" it.
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where are all the stories about how gaetz and his little band of shitheads were the ones who precipitated this whole thing
October 4, 2023 at 3:42 PM
where are all the stories about how gaetz and his little band of shitheads were the ones who precipitated this whole thing
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is the head of lettuce who briefly served as prime minister available
October 4, 2023 at 12:40 AM
is the head of lettuce who briefly served as prime minister available
AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND. Based on this quote alone, I have no choice but to stan. Surely there will be merch.
Mark my words. Within 5 years, Natalie Portman is going to deliver this line in a movie trailer.
October 3, 2023 at 3:36 PM
AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND. Based on this quote alone, I have no choice but to stan. Surely there will be merch.