Tessa Matsuzaki
tessamatsuzaki.bsky.social
Tessa Matsuzaki
@tessamatsuzaki.bsky.social
My life became a Weird Al lyric on 6/8/22. Insufferable since I discovered I have an IMDb page. (she/her)
The shapes of the shadows that eclipses create are my favourite part! I got a fun photo of dappled sun in a tree’s shadow once when there was a partial eclipse on a sunny day.
October 14, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Sometimes a dog is so sweet and snoozy that I can’t bring myself to move (because if I move, he’ll move) even though I’m otherwise ready to pack it in for the night. 🥰
September 29, 2023 at 4:46 AM
I feel this, even though my investment was tiny in comparison. I still have a bunch of loose ends that have stopped me from deactivating (and FOMO 🥴). But this FBification/biometric thing might just be the thing that pushes me to do the tedious work to shift everything away. Sigh.
August 31, 2023 at 6:07 PM
August 28, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Oh my god, it’s a love totem! 😂 “many people come every day to touch the buttocks of the little duck with both hands in the hope to meet the person who is destined for them.” Also there are “famous lucky red panties” for sale. 👀 https://tinyurl.com/yc59euk2
August 19, 2023 at 3:44 AM
It has been brought to my attention that the upcoming Drag Race Germany will have a Queen named Tessa. On the one hand, I ❤️ the Tessa representation. However! I am 🪇SHOOOOK🪇 that Tess Tickle was *right there* and not taken! 😭😭😭
August 16, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Not my current doggo, but I think this qualifies. 🤣
August 16, 2023 at 6:44 PM
I was just reminded of this xkcd comic and feel like it should go viral on at least a monthly, if not weekly, basis on all social media platforms. https://xkcd.com/1357
August 16, 2023 at 6:26 PM
I follow for the doggo and potato content, but it’s things like spam musubi love that remind me why @darthbluesky.bsky.social has a little piece of my heart.
August 9, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Happy doggo is happy. That is all.
August 9, 2023 at 10:59 PM
“Same.”
– Aslan, probably
July 25, 2023 at 3:20 AM
I’ve made these at holiday meals for the last several years and they are always met with highest acclaim. I am most grateful to @darthbluesky.bsky.social for the delicious smoshness. As a token of appreciation, here is the very good doggo I have right now.
July 12, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Here to assist.
July 6, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Hello Bluesky ether! Preemptively paying a doggo tax to start things off here with some good juju.
July 3, 2023 at 9:02 PM