TeeDub
teedub.bsky.social
TeeDub
@teedub.bsky.social
Lover of Razorbacks, Democrats, and Hoodrats. And Oxford commas
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Putting the finishing touches on my anthropological study of the “Bluesky Guy” (38-47 years old, standard level woke and making SURE you know it, significantly less emotionally regulated than he thinks, every thread an opportunity for a personal story) which will be seminal but earn me death threats
September 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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my wife just confused Stephen A Smith with Stephen Miller and created "Stephen A Miller" and god what a nightmare human that would be
June 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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André 3000 has the dream career trajectory: becoming famous and successful for something you’re really good at, then quitting that to occasionally do some weird bullshit for the next few decades
May 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Jordan fucking Walsh. From the weakside corner to blocking the layup in transition.
February 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Anybody??
Hi all, We’re still here at OPM.

We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.

Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.
February 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Arkansas is one of the poorest states in the country.

Sarah Sanders "plan" to improve our state includes cutting food stamps, building an expensive prison, and diverting money from public schools to private ones with zero oversight by the state.

And we wonder why we're last in everything.
December 12, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Noticing a massive influx in bots today. 7 have followed my little account. I guess Bluesky has arrived.
November 30, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Dark mode everything at all times 🖤
November 22, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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Listening to this song tonight made me deeply sad for the years to come.
November 22, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Who else thinks Marco Rubio will be the first contestant who gets fired on this next season of Celebrity Apprentice?
November 12, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Oh good the new kids think they can show up late and dictate what things are called here. They’re skeets. And if that bothers you, you can go to threads or whatever idc. Or don’t, but shut up you fucking nerd
November 12, 2024 at 12:07 PM
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The one thing none of these headlines can convey is the way in which he says “black person” when he was saying these things, with a weird little tone shift in his voice
Front pages across America right now. Which is best?
August 1, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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this is wild to me…and it’s also jarring to hear some other random voices doing a big SEC game
September 23, 2023 at 7:58 PM
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Wanted to see what AI could cook up with the prompt of Jesus taking over the steering wheel in the lost F35 and didn't expect it to go this hard
September 19, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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Feels like covid ruptured public trust in a way that’s manifesting in all sorts of peculiarities. The “New Skeptic” is an exhausting sort of ideology to scrutinize.
July 30, 2023 at 7:45 PM