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Rook Saproling
@tcolahan.bsky.social
He/him, mid 40's, solo adventurer. Floating on an island in the unceded Snuneymuxw Nation.

PT "Clerks" Clerk and CCG store clerk. I collect Magic The Gathering sets. I love ALL Star Trek, Futurama, MST3k and Rifftrax. But #1 is Babylon 5!
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In an alternate reality:

@optimstie.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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🏴‍☠️🫡
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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"I like standing up and saying things."
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Star date 01/15/2026 .
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Got an Xmas stocking at job #1 😂
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My mountain is gone!
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Man I love the Pestilence Banana.
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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He does this every Friday.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Articles about Magic the Gathering in 2025 read like somebody's shitposts on a forum in 2006
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Them: Be normal like everyone else.

Me:
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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True story.
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
🎶All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi! 🎶
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Only the regulated number of buttholes here 🫡 rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
So is this gonna be the new currency?
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Happy birthday to Dr. Roberta Bondar, born on this day in 1945 in Sault Ste. Marie!
Canada's first female astronaut, she was also the first neurologist in space.
She spent 8 days in space in 1992. She has 28 honorary degrees and a star on Canada's Walk of Fame.
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Day 44 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot

#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #TheMuppets
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
There's a couple annoying local youtube ads by realtors, where they talk about how to get the highest price for a home. Those aren't tricks that's fraud, this industry needs more fucking regulation.
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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1/4
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Good morning to everyone, except John Rustad another jobless con, fuck that guy. 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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I was going to put this in the daily Muppet line-up, but I feel guilty doing that because I did more than insert a Muppet. Anyway, enjoy this bonus one.
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #SesameStreet
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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people who aren't very good at things are still allowed to enjoy doing the thing they're not very good at
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM