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tcolahan.bsky.social
Rook Saproling
@tcolahan.bsky.social
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He/him, mid 40's, solo adventurer. Floating on an island in the unceded Snuneymuxw Nation.

PT "Clerks" Clerk and CCG store clerk. I collect Magic The Gathering sets. I love ALL Star Trek, Futurama, MST3k and Rifftrax. But #1 is Babylon 5!
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millersimul.bsky.social
In an alternate reality:

@optimstie.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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gettheorion.bsky.social
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Geordi gives the stop sign with his hand: Not watching Starfleet Academy b/c you don't like the latest poster Geordi points and smiles: Not watching Starfleet Academy b/c Paramount is owned by MAGA Nazis The words "not watching" have been crossed out and over to the word "Pirating" places them. Star Trek TNG parody meme.
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
"I like standing up and saying things."
Norman Rockwell’s 1943 “Freedom of Speech,” now on display at the Norman Rockwell Museum in Stockbridge, Massachusetts
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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robertpicardo.bsky.social
Star date 01/15/2026 .
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
tcolahan.bsky.social
Got an Xmas stocking at job #1 😂
An Xmas stocking with the name Thom
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
tcolahan.bsky.social
My mountain is gone!
A picture of a rainy foggy Northfield road. There are trees visible across the road but only a foggy haze after that where Mt Benson should be
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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sheepmomsol.vtubers.racing
Man I love the Pestilence Banana.
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social
He does this every Friday.
Dana Carvey as Garth from Waynes world with the caption "He Does this every Friday."
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
Articles about Magic the Gathering in 2025 read like somebody's shitposts on a forum in 2006
an article excerpt mentioning Airbending decks, Tifa Lockhart, and Spider-Man all within a few sentences of each other
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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yourhappyhost.com
Them: Be normal like everyone else.

Me:
Guy holding 2 wieners even though there is a sign saying "no wieners".
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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getequipped.bsky.social
get equipped with conversation software
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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oracleatbluesky.bsky.social
True story.
A Threads post by @oil4e. There is a photo of a man with a deer in the headlights stare, looking at what is presumably a webcam. The text above reads: "did you lose anything this year?" just the fucking light in my eyes.
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise, point of view from the captains chair looking forward. Sulu is at his station just ahead and looking back at us if to say "are you seeing this shit?" Beyond Sulu is the main view screen, where Abraham Lincoln is pictured in a large chair with space behind him. Closed caption reads, "I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN."
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
tcolahan.bsky.social
🎶All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi! 🎶
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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rifftrax.com
Only the regulated number of buttholes here 🫡 rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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robertpicardo.bsky.social
It's #NationalCookieDay !
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
tcolahan.bsky.social
So is this gonna be the new currency?
Two mis-matched RAM chips that came in the Frankenstein of a PC I bought for a good price last year.
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social
Happy birthday to Dr. Roberta Bondar, born on this day in 1945 in Sault Ste. Marie!
Canada's first female astronaut, she was also the first neurologist in space.
She spent 8 days in space in 1992. She has 28 honorary degrees and a star on Canada's Walk of Fame.
A color portrait photograph of a smiling astronaut in an orange NASA spacesuit, holding a black helmet under her right arm. The suit features patches including "CANADA" on the left shoulder, a mission patch for "HILMERS THAGARD MERRITT BONDAR GRABE OSWALD" with "DTI-1" and a space shuttle, a NASA logo, and a name tag reading "ROBERTA BONDAR." A Canadian flag is visible in the background against a blue gradient.
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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startrekcc.bsky.social
Day 44 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot

#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #TheMuppets
Screenshot from Star Trek: Voyager depicting the Doctor/EMH dressed in a tuxedo singing opera on a stage, his right fist raised in the air. To the left is Walter from the 2011 movie The Muppets. He also is wearing a suit. He has his left hand on his chest and his lips are pursed.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
tcolahan.bsky.social
There's a couple annoying local youtube ads by realtors, where they talk about how to get the highest price for a home. Those aren't tricks that's fraud, this industry needs more fucking regulation.
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
tcolahan.bsky.social
Good morning to everyone, except John Rustad another jobless con, fuck that guy. 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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startrekcc.bsky.social
I was going to put this in the daily Muppet line-up, but I feel guilty doing that because I did more than insert a Muppet. Anyway, enjoy this bonus one.
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #SesameStreet
Scene from TNG episode "Relics" showing elderly Scotty holding a bottle of green booze while standing in the corridor talking to the holodeck panel. In front of him, super imposed on the screen are the letters A, B, C, and D, each with a red crossed-out circle (no sign) over it. To the right of Scotty stands Elmo, his hands clutching his face and his mouth wide open.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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hontdog.bsky.social
people who aren't very good at things are still allowed to enjoy doing the thing they're not very good at
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM