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tcolahan.bsky.social
Rook-o'-lantern Saproling
@tcolahan.bsky.social
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He/him, mid 40's, solo adventurer. Floating on an island in the unceded Snuneymuxw Nation. PT "Clerks" Clerk and CCG store clerk. I collect Magic The Gathering sets. I love ALL Star Trek, Futurama, MST3k and Rifftrax. But #1 is Babylon 5!
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Sarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 4h
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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 24m
Can you beam some down to the gas station?
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Ghoul-jin Rondo @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 1h
Carol Kane
Color photo of Carol Kane posing in a gold and white dress.
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 1h
An Egg McMuffin, a cup of coffee and a McDonald's-branded 1.5 inch Panasonic tv... the recipe for the perfect morning (1986)
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Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 10h
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 2h
Opinion: It’s Actually Kind of Ridiculous That Raccoon City Police Would Bother to Cite Me for Public Masturbation
Opinion: It’s Actually Kind of Ridiculous That Raccoon City Police Would Bother to Cite Me for Public Masturbation
Okay, I fully admit I’m in the wrong here, but there’s just been a lot going on lately and I needed a way to release…
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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 10h
It's Science.
star trek deep space nine fan art illustration of Jadzia Dax. Her arms are crossed in front of her, she looks annoyed. To the right, the colorful text says "trans people existing does nothing negative to your life you cry baby bitch."
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tabby676.bsky.social
Tabitha Fringe Chase @tabby676.bsky.social · 3h
Today in 1923 actor, director, and screenwriter, of Manos the Hands of Fate: Harold P. Warren was born.
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Still from Manos the Hands of Fate. Harold P Warren in his costume from Manos the Hands of Fate and the text “Hal Warren”
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earlgreymemes.club
Earl Grey: 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 @earlgreymemes.club · 17h
curated meme by unknown author; it's a Dungeons & Dragons game with Star Trek characters; first panel is a grizzled old dungeon master with his materials sitting in front of him, with text: You must venture into Cargo Bay 3, but beware the dangers that lurk there; second panel is Worf of TNG with text: Dangers? In the cargo bay? P'takh! third panel is a D20 showing a natural 1; last panel is a shot from "Ethics" of Worf laying face down in the cargo bay with a toppled blue barrel next to him
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deckslower.bsky.social
Admiral Funnest Frontier 🏴‍☠️🖖 @deckslower.bsky.social · 19h
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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charlieangus104.bsky.social
Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 17h
Just sayin'...
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tcolahan.bsky.social
Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 20h
God damn do I hate gentrified Nanaimo....
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Boo-ly, Li'l Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 20h
I would unironically play Super Nintendo NewsRadio if you could push Matthew and Joe down the elevator shaft or make them eat the crunchy sandwiches from the vending machine.
disneyprimevideo.bsky.social Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · Nov 17
Gamers rejoice!

This Black Friday, all new Disney Prime Gold members receive 3 months of Nintendo Switch Online. Access all your retro favorites, only the best of the best... free!
The Crying Game for the Nintendo Entertainment System Custers Revenge 64 Super Monkey Dildo Ball NewsRadio for the Super Nintendo
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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 20h
I hope the bonus level lets you play as Jon Lovitz beating up Andy Dick in a bar.
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Schmeev @schmeev.bsky.social · 1d
george is fuckin ECSTATIC
screenshot of friday the 13th for nes. george has a big ol smile on his face
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True Blue Riffcast @trueblueriffcast.com · 1d
From tonight's episode: Pick 4 @rifftrax.com to defend you.
Choose four to defend you. The rest attack you. Rollergator, Feeders Alien, Octaman, The ghosts from Demons of Ludlow, Rem Lezar, Suburban Sasquatch, The Master, Gumby, The BIRDEMIC Birds, Lumpy, The Genie, Ice Cream Bunny, Clown Doll from Ghosthouse, Tommy Wiseau, Dracula, and Duffy the Cat.
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tcolahan.bsky.social
Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 1d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC8M...
Metric - Now or Never Now - Official Music Video [HD]
YouTube video by MetricVEVO
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gettheorion.bsky.social
The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 1d
Hail To The Queen.
black and white star wars fan art illustration of Princess Leia. The red text over her face says "RESIST."
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d
the plan lacked something in sophistication, you say?
Edited far side cartoon. A cow wearing a jeweled crown and necklaces stands behind a table with an angle grinder and 3 other crude lumpy tools. In the background is a corner of The Louvre with a vehicle-mounted ladder extended up to a second floor balcony. Caption reads, "Louvre tools."
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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 1d
The couch fucker lies!!!
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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 1d
Absolutely loved her in 30 Rock

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Carrie Fisher as Rosemary Howard - 30 Rock
YouTube video by 30 Rock Official
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Chris Fenoglio @chrisfenoglio.bsky.social · 2d
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Rook-o'-lantern Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 1d
Happy Bday!
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shrekromancer.gay
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 1d
you've heard of Canada's shittiest coffee shop. now get ready for Canada's shittiest email service
account email verification screen with a prompt to choose a mail app to open. the mail app options are Gmail, outlook, or Tim Hortons
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 1d
The "violence is never the answer" crowd have never had the opportunity to find out that sometimes it is indeed the answer. When you hear the question, you'll figure it out.
Trailer Park Boys "Gentlemen, calm. Violence is never the answer." Bubbles: "Fuck you, Don, you weird spiritual bastard"
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