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Christopher Miller, Mr. Generic
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Theologically Trained / Stealers Wheel Lutheran / Substitute Teacher / Speech Coach / Self-Aware Dork / Minnesotan in Diaspora / Insurgent Montanan
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How to understand conversations around *rump:

Ever witness the immediate aftermath of a team's fans making excuses when a clear penalty has been committed?
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The overarching category, of course, is racist.
It’s wrong to lump all top Trump people in one category. There are differences among them. But they do seem to fall into three (sometimes overlapping) categories:

• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).

• Sex criminals.

• War criminals.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
How to understand conversations around *rump:

Ever witness the immediate aftermath of a team's fans making excuses when a clear penalty has been committed?
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I will say:

1. I don't care about college football.
2. At the same time:
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Trump is now about to commit war crimes in Venezuela to justify the war crimes they've already committed against Venezuelans.

And it's all a pretense for invoking the Alien Enemies Act to turn the government loose on "alien enemies."
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Trump can barely fog a mirror, his approval is in the toilet and other institutions have showed that bending the knee only brings them back for more but standing up to them often gets results.

And yet:
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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To Recap just this week:
•Noem defied court order & deported immigrants
•Hegseth ordered execution of two fishermen
•Netanyahu has killed on avg 2 Palestinians a day since Trump's "ceasefire"
•Witkoff caught coaching Kremlin to undermine Ukraine

The party of "law & order" is proudly pro war crime.
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I enjoy watching Eagles fans crash out online.
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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All I'm saying is everyone that sucks shit was SO EXCITED they could use the r word again during Trump 2 and they thought a majority of America agreed with them but they're finding out quickly that everyone thinks it's fucking gross
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social

Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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The reality, of course, is that Miller and a significant portion of Trump’s base are the ones who failed to assimilate to America’s post-WWII culture of multi-racial democracy & religious pluralism…and they are now using their power to destroy that once dominant (and still popular) American culture.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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The Trump Administration’s smear of immigrants and asylum seekers because of one sick man’s horrific acts - a man who was trained by the CIA, it is worth noting, to fight an American war - is disgusting.

We are so much better than this racist regime.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Tremfya commercial: x% see healing in their intestinal lining in 6 weeks.

My son: I don't think it's a good thing if you can see your intestinal lining!

🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Collective, racist punishment.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Here for Wolves-Thunder. No reason to think Minnesota has a shot at the upset except that it is so unlikely and thus in character for this team to defy expectations
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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The National Guard should never have been deployed to DC. They are being used to carry out an entirely political agenda that has no grounding in reality and now two members have been severely wounded. President Trump is ultimately responsible for creating this situation. This blood is on his hands.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A Neil Diamond biopic is proof that Boomers are running out of themselves to celebrate.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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3 journalists were either gassed, pepper sprayed, or hit with pepper balls today. One of them (a Minnesota Public Radio journalist) had to be hospitalized.

Also, St. Paul police managed to brutalize two state representatives during all this.

Just a sickening rampage
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Apropos of nothing, each of Saint Paul’s police precincts holds a monthly meeting where they listen to the public and it’s usually just old people talking about how much they love cops. You can, you know, show up
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM