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tacobreath
@tacobreath.bsky.social
· Aug 17
I'm sure we all have some random pictures in our phone's camera gallery that we have a difficult time letting go of... here's mine
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let’s turn this crack house into a crack home ❤️💍
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
let’s turn this crack house into a crack home ❤️💍
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Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
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A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
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Holiday anxiety is the most festive of all anxieties.
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Holiday anxiety is the most festive of all anxieties.
Mfers posting noncontroversial posts and turning off the replies now? Block, block, block
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Mfers posting noncontroversial posts and turning off the replies now? Block, block, block
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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well look, at least it’s not like [is handed a note from someone off camera] well folks, at least it is [is handed another note from someone off camera] anyway, things are bad, but it could be [is handed another note from someone off camera] as I was saying, we should be [is handed another note from
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
well look, at least it’s not like [is handed a note from someone off camera] well folks, at least it is [is handed another note from someone off camera] anyway, things are bad, but it could be [is handed another note from someone off camera] as I was saying, we should be [is handed another note from
Ever just wake up on a work night at 3:30am and scroll Amazon for cookie jars?...this is the life I lead..
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Ever just wake up on a work night at 3:30am and scroll Amazon for cookie jars?...this is the life I lead..
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DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
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Rip Cary-Hiroyuki Tarawa
a black and white photo of a man pointing at the camera and saying your soul is mine .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man pointing at the camera and saying your soul is mine .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Rip Cary-Hiroyuki Tarawa
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cocaine so white they dont wash their legs
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
cocaine so white they dont wash their legs
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still doesn't beat this one
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
still doesn't beat this one
Date night just got a whole lot simpler
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Date night just got a whole lot simpler
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cocaine so white it smells like fritos
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
cocaine so white it smells like fritos
inb4 "There's a war on napping" claims by repubs to excuse Trump's ability to stay awake
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
inb4 "There's a war on napping" claims by repubs to excuse Trump's ability to stay awake
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*shows up at thanksgiving dinner an hour late holding Starbucks and a Big Mac* sorry traffic
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
*shows up at thanksgiving dinner an hour late holding Starbucks and a Big Mac* sorry traffic
Been nice knowin yall
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Been nice knowin yall
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fuck it imma get bk brekkie 2 days in a row, you fucking wish your pussy was this good
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
fuck it imma get bk brekkie 2 days in a row, you fucking wish your pussy was this good
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sister told me to set up a storygraph account
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
sister told me to set up a storygraph account
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The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
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Only someone this wealthy would so flippantly suggest you uproot your life, sell your house, pull your kids out of school, quit your job, request a transfer — all to save 50 basis points on CPI. 🤡
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Only someone this wealthy would so flippantly suggest you uproot your life, sell your house, pull your kids out of school, quit your job, request a transfer — all to save 50 basis points on CPI. 🤡
Steak is a delicacy now...thx Orangeman
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Steak is a delicacy now...thx Orangeman