@swats24.bsky.social
I am what I am so damn 🤷♀️ Wikihowing Twitter (BlueSky) now. Not all superheroes wear capes, some wear skirts & dresses. Carbie Barbie. #SlurpeeSlut
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Today's portraits of the day are of the beautiful and hilarious @swats24.bsky.social. These were taken at Jen's birthday party last year.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Today's portraits of the day are of the beautiful and hilarious @swats24.bsky.social. These were taken at Jen's birthday party last year.
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“I’ll just be a minute”
One of 3 designs in the new shop.
One of 3 designs in the new shop.
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“I’ll just be a minute”
One of 3 designs in the new shop.
One of 3 designs in the new shop.
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Welcome to your 40's. One day you'll turn on subtitles because you can't understand a character's accent and you'll never turn them off again.
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Welcome to your 40's. One day you'll turn on subtitles because you can't understand a character's accent and you'll never turn them off again.
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Ugh, don’t forget tonight the clocks turn back one hour. For those of us who live someplace with Daylight Savings Time 🫠
#FallBack #SpringForward
#FallBack #SpringForward
a penguin sits at a desk with a bucket on its head and the word pengu on the bottom right
Alt: A cartoon penguin sits at a desk, in front of a computer, with a ramen cup on its head, as it sleeps.
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November 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ugh, don’t forget tonight the clocks turn back one hour. For those of us who live someplace with Daylight Savings Time 🫠
#FallBack #SpringForward
#FallBack #SpringForward
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Sunset Train
Main St bridge, Toronto.
Oct 31st
Main St bridge, Toronto.
Oct 31st
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sunset Train
Main St bridge, Toronto.
Oct 31st
Main St bridge, Toronto.
Oct 31st
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“SAY IT.”
“I’m a dirty little plant.”
“And what do you want?”
“I want you to water me.”
“I’m gonna water you so hard.”
“That’s how I like it.”
“I’m a dirty little plant.”
“And what do you want?”
“I want you to water me.”
“I’m gonna water you so hard.”
“That’s how I like it.”
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“SAY IT.”
“I’m a dirty little plant.”
“And what do you want?”
“I want you to water me.”
“I’m gonna water you so hard.”
“That’s how I like it.”
“I’m a dirty little plant.”
“And what do you want?”
“I want you to water me.”
“I’m gonna water you so hard.”
“That’s how I like it.”
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In and around the lake… Mountains come out of the sky, and they stand there.
If you know…..
Fall Foliage still pulls the diminishing harvest light.
#photography #travel #loyalisttwsp
If you know…..
Fall Foliage still pulls the diminishing harvest light.
#photography #travel #loyalisttwsp
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
In and around the lake… Mountains come out of the sky, and they stand there.
If you know…..
Fall Foliage still pulls the diminishing harvest light.
#photography #travel #loyalisttwsp
If you know…..
Fall Foliage still pulls the diminishing harvest light.
#photography #travel #loyalisttwsp
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I could probably amaze you with the things I don’t know . . . and definitely terrify you with the things I do know.
October 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I could probably amaze you with the things I don’t know . . . and definitely terrify you with the things I do know.
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Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
October 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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Found out where your mom shops when she’s visiting Zakynthos 🇬🇷
September 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Found out where your mom shops when she’s visiting Zakynthos 🇬🇷
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Live shot (somewhere in Greece) of an adorable fuzzy dong waiting for the Rapture.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Live shot (somewhere in Greece) of an adorable fuzzy dong waiting for the Rapture.
Some lights shine and spread. This is for you, till we ride again.
September 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Some lights shine and spread. This is for you, till we ride again.
A combined step count of ~40k over 2 days
September 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
A combined step count of ~40k over 2 days
Yesterday was a day 🇯🇵
September 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Yesterday was a day 🇯🇵
Views for days 🇯🇵
September 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Views for days 🇯🇵
Hello from the land of the rising sun 🇯🇵
September 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hello from the land of the rising sun 🇯🇵
Somedays you just have to see the two frontiers
September 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Somedays you just have to see the two frontiers
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August 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Nothing makes a woman more aroused than complimenting her potato.
June 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sweet mother of gawd one day there will be no headwind but that day is not today
May 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sweet mother of gawd one day there will be no headwind but that day is not today
Someone mentioned row 69 yesterday and I jumped on it like it was a lifelife on Titanic and said ooo a nice row. No one even caught it. My talents are so wasted. You weirdos know. Have a fabulous day!!!
May 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Someone mentioned row 69 yesterday and I jumped on it like it was a lifelife on Titanic and said ooo a nice row. No one even caught it. My talents are so wasted. You weirdos know. Have a fabulous day!!!
It's blooming season
May 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's blooming season
Friday 9AM meetings should be banned. Any Friday meetings should be BANNED. I have no intention of being business appropriate. So when you say deep insight, I will ask how deep. Thank yewww.
May 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Friday 9AM meetings should be banned. Any Friday meetings should be BANNED. I have no intention of being business appropriate. So when you say deep insight, I will ask how deep. Thank yewww.
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Baby girl, just remember that you do not have to make yourself more digestible for other people
✨they can choke✨
✨they can choke✨
May 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Baby girl, just remember that you do not have to make yourself more digestible for other people
✨they can choke✨
✨they can choke✨