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@kvyte.bsky.social
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I’m not like other girls, I’m an unfathomable horror beyond comprehension 🔪 the smuttyromanceho✨ 35 - she/her - NJ 📫 mr. smutty 💍 nala, oscar, and mothman 🐈‍⬛ monster romance reader 😈 elder emo 🖤 https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho
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a pinned post? how revolutionary.

I hate men and I love pickles.

that’s all you need to know 👹
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This is very Bucky Barnes coded and I’m here for it
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Sapphic cybernetic arm repair 😳
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One glass of rosè and ya girl is tips

simply one year ago I drank all day before I was wasted

wild W I L D
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my ideal Uber driver: silent as hell and playing destiny’s child
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okay okay y’all - I’ve packed all up; I’ve checked into my flight and made sure I got WiFi, I charged all my devices, packed a book: kiss of the basilisk lmao, AND

there is currently nobody in the 2 seats next to mine on the plane
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They kept telling me it was driver updates. Finally yesterday i showed them it was all updated. They were still like yeah no it needs updates and hahahahahh NOPE
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It took TWO years and 17 tickets for them
To finally see
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I did it for like four months and it’s very quick how much you feel trapped in your house
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working from home is top tier bc I get to be with my babies

however ya gal needs to get up and out of the house a lot of the time so I could never do it everyday
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One of these cats scratched up my whole tit - I guess when I was sleeping?
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I’m sorry what fancy dimension are we falling into