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@kvyte.bsky.social
I’m not like other girls, I’m an unfathomable horror beyond comprehension 🔪
the smuttyromanceho✨
35 - she/her - NJ 📫
mr. smutty 💍
nala, oscar, and mothman 🐈⬛
monster romance reader 😈
elder emo 🖤
https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho
the smuttyromanceho✨
35 - she/her - NJ 📫
mr. smutty 💍
nala, oscar, and mothman 🐈⬛
monster romance reader 😈
elder emo 🖤
https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho
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@kvyte.bsky.social
· Oct 17
a pinned post? how revolutionary.
I hate men and I love pickles.
that’s all you need to know 👹
I hate men and I love pickles.
that’s all you need to know 👹
I haven’t quite figured out my size yet but this is cozy as fuck so I’ll keep it
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I haven’t quite figured out my size yet but this is cozy as fuck so I’ll keep it
Let’s remember this drug is saving the lives of millions myself included AND treating alcoholism.
Shit all over orange guy I hate him but let’s leave GLP1s out of the hate narrative.
Shit all over orange guy I hate him but let’s leave GLP1s out of the hate narrative.
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Let’s remember this drug is saving the lives of millions myself included AND treating alcoholism.
Shit all over orange guy I hate him but let’s leave GLP1s out of the hate narrative.
Shit all over orange guy I hate him but let’s leave GLP1s out of the hate narrative.
OH HELLLL YES
IM A NERVOUS WRECK
OH HELLL YES
THE DRUGS JUST MAKE ME RESET
IM A NERVOUS WRECK
OH HELLL YES
THE DRUGS JUST MAKE ME RESET
the p.a. system keeps my heart, heart beating tonight
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
OH HELLLL YES
IM A NERVOUS WRECK
OH HELLL YES
THE DRUGS JUST MAKE ME RESET
IM A NERVOUS WRECK
OH HELLL YES
THE DRUGS JUST MAKE ME RESET
yall should have been around in 2020-2021 when I was a horny little hooker gremlin.
Now I’m on lexapro so I’m just a bitch who talks a lot
Now I’m on lexapro so I’m just a bitch who talks a lot
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
yall should have been around in 2020-2021 when I was a horny little hooker gremlin.
Now I’m on lexapro so I’m just a bitch who talks a lot
Now I’m on lexapro so I’m just a bitch who talks a lot
is @aimeexo.bsky.social there? Otherwise it wouldn’t be perfect.
What would be your perfect date? (Not necessarily first date)
Mine would be a trip to the zoo or aquarium followed by cocktails and food - and sprinkle in some passionate kissing throughout the date.
Mine would be a trip to the zoo or aquarium followed by cocktails and food - and sprinkle in some passionate kissing throughout the date.
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
is @aimeexo.bsky.social there? Otherwise it wouldn’t be perfect.
guys I have an idea
I’ve always wanted a slinky dog tattoo bc I grew up with dachshunds but what if I get it in the corner of my arm and when I open my arm he gets longer
yes, this was my first thought getting up this morning
I’ve always wanted a slinky dog tattoo bc I grew up with dachshunds but what if I get it in the corner of my arm and when I open my arm he gets longer
yes, this was my first thought getting up this morning
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
guys I have an idea
I’ve always wanted a slinky dog tattoo bc I grew up with dachshunds but what if I get it in the corner of my arm and when I open my arm he gets longer
yes, this was my first thought getting up this morning
I’ve always wanted a slinky dog tattoo bc I grew up with dachshunds but what if I get it in the corner of my arm and when I open my arm he gets longer
yes, this was my first thought getting up this morning
are we all just sick with a never ending sickness or
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
are we all just sick with a never ending sickness or
a selfie checkpoint? okay (listen be a good girl and repost this with a selfie, beautiful)
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
a selfie checkpoint? okay (listen be a good girl and repost this with a selfie, beautiful)
babysitting miss Daisy again today so we’re gonna start All Her Fault now and eat pizza
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
babysitting miss Daisy again today so we’re gonna start All Her Fault now and eat pizza
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I’m tired of people shitting on romantasy, I’m tired of people making dark romance a competition of how much they can handle, I’m tired of people bragging about their book count, I’m tired of resellers and I’m tired of elitism in the book space
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m tired of people shitting on romantasy, I’m tired of people making dark romance a competition of how much they can handle, I’m tired of people bragging about their book count, I’m tired of resellers and I’m tired of elitism in the book space
I woke up with no voice this morning which is terrible bc my Friday treat is making a man cry 😭
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I woke up with no voice this morning which is terrible bc my Friday treat is making a man cry 😭
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
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you should be able to call out of work for being sleepy with absolutely zero consequences
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you should be able to call out of work for being sleepy with absolutely zero consequences
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do you remember the way i held your hand under the lamp post and ran home this way, so many times i could close my eyes?
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
do you remember the way i held your hand under the lamp post and ran home this way, so many times i could close my eyes?
doing some VIB
(Very important babysitting)
(Very important babysitting)
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
doing some VIB
(Very important babysitting)
(Very important babysitting)
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When I die I don’t want to come back at alllll. But if I did I hope to come back as one of two things:
✨A wildflower who lives out its days in a field untouched by man.
✨A sleep paralysis demon that terrorizes man.
✨A wildflower who lives out its days in a field untouched by man.
✨A sleep paralysis demon that terrorizes man.
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
When I die I don’t want to come back at alllll. But if I did I hope to come back as one of two things:
✨A wildflower who lives out its days in a field untouched by man.
✨A sleep paralysis demon that terrorizes man.
✨A wildflower who lives out its days in a field untouched by man.
✨A sleep paralysis demon that terrorizes man.
Sorry I have to get all my thoughts out in my 30 minute Diet Coke break
imagine being that person (not sure of their gender) that said romantasy girlies aren’t bright?
Imagine? like my feral faeries are reading some complicated ass plot fantasy books that I try to follow and I’m like HELP
imagine being that person (not sure of their gender) that said romantasy girlies aren’t bright?
Imagine? like my feral faeries are reading some complicated ass plot fantasy books that I try to follow and I’m like HELP
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sorry I have to get all my thoughts out in my 30 minute Diet Coke break
imagine being that person (not sure of their gender) that said romantasy girlies aren’t bright?
Imagine? like my feral faeries are reading some complicated ass plot fantasy books that I try to follow and I’m like HELP
imagine being that person (not sure of their gender) that said romantasy girlies aren’t bright?
Imagine? like my feral faeries are reading some complicated ass plot fantasy books that I try to follow and I’m like HELP
yall using AI to rewrite your emails to sound more professional, I’m sending that shit AS IS.
Fight me frank I dare you
Fight me frank I dare you
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
yall using AI to rewrite your emails to sound more professional, I’m sending that shit AS IS.
Fight me frank I dare you
Fight me frank I dare you
One of the logistics guys just called me “hey how do u get your pic on your email like that?!” Referring to the little bubble in outlook
So I explain
And this man goes “damn, well congrats on your face girl.”
So I explain
And this man goes “damn, well congrats on your face girl.”
a cat is sitting in front of a window with a smiley face and the words thanks .
ALT: a cat is sitting in front of a window with a smiley face and the words thanks .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
One of the logistics guys just called me “hey how do u get your pic on your email like that?!” Referring to the little bubble in outlook
So I explain
And this man goes “damn, well congrats on your face girl.”
So I explain
And this man goes “damn, well congrats on your face girl.”
I am still consistently on my ex toxic bosses mind and she is still constantly saying my name
And that just means I proved my point “walking out” without explanation and by walking out I was in the hospital with my mother on my day off and she was demanding I go to work for a last min order
And that just means I proved my point “walking out” without explanation and by walking out I was in the hospital with my mother on my day off and she was demanding I go to work for a last min order
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I am still consistently on my ex toxic bosses mind and she is still constantly saying my name
And that just means I proved my point “walking out” without explanation and by walking out I was in the hospital with my mother on my day off and she was demanding I go to work for a last min order
And that just means I proved my point “walking out” without explanation and by walking out I was in the hospital with my mother on my day off and she was demanding I go to work for a last min order
me and my bestie made a friend at our monthly book club 🥹 it was very exciting for us
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
me and my bestie made a friend at our monthly book club 🥹 it was very exciting for us
Mothman has been sleeping in the princess bed everyday since I bought it. I was literally getting sad bc he wasn’t sleeping at my feet anymore so we compromised and now the bed is on the bed 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Mothman has been sleeping in the princess bed everyday since I bought it. I was literally getting sad bc he wasn’t sleeping at my feet anymore so we compromised and now the bed is on the bed 🤣
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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seeing calls again for holiday boycotts from all mega corporations so here is my two cents:
boycotting is a privilege.
if you have the financial means to shop elsewhere besides amazon or walmart for xmas gifts, that’s awesome! so proud of you.
boycotting is a privilege.
if you have the financial means to shop elsewhere besides amazon or walmart for xmas gifts, that’s awesome! so proud of you.
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
seeing calls again for holiday boycotts from all mega corporations so here is my two cents:
boycotting is a privilege.
if you have the financial means to shop elsewhere besides amazon or walmart for xmas gifts, that’s awesome! so proud of you.
boycotting is a privilege.
if you have the financial means to shop elsewhere besides amazon or walmart for xmas gifts, that’s awesome! so proud of you.