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Kevin Crooks
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Bloody Maria enthusiast. Go Pack Go.
Considering how the Packers LBs regressed this year under Duggan, I'm happy he is gone.
Packers coach Matt LaFleur told Jeff Hafley he was keeping then-linebackers coach Sean Duggan. Hafley made a simple counter:

"No -- Sean's coming with me."

More on why the Miami Dolphins' new coach made a 32-year-old "rising star" his defensive coordinator:
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Why Dolphins' Jeff Hafley wrestled his new DC from Green Bay
Sean Duggan, who is the second-youngest DC in the NFL, has been with the new Dolphins coach since 2019.
www.espn.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
[whispering to my son while watching Fievel Goes Went when Fievel first appears on the screen] That's Fievel
February 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Oh hell yeah
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Bad Santa
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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No, no, you misheard me, I’m in the Eckstein Files, a list of people who have succeeded despite lacking the physical attributes because of hard work, intelligence, and grit.
July 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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it would take at least two or three rings to rule me
January 24, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Yeah I’m not doing well as a human
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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Game day baby. GO PACK GO 🧀🤟🏾
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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i looked in a well and in the water i saw ben franklin jacking off a guy with no head
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m in hell
January 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
“Why don’t you read more?”
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
ACAB
December 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I did this and it was super fucking cool. Up until there was a seizure in the film. Bring epileptic made that turn real quickly lol
somehow won an award for this lol
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Breakfast is Cream Chipped Beef on toast with home fries (well done) and a side of bacon

Lunch is triple decker club sandwich or BLT

Dinner is Cream Chipped Beef on toast with home fries (well done) and a side of sausage
What's your diner order?

Breakfast is corned beef hash, two dippy eggs and an English muffin. Side of scrapple if I'm home in Philly.

Lunch is triple decker club sandwich or BLT

Dinner is chicken fried steak and a baker, sour and butter, or mashed and gravy
Diners are dying. Grew up in Philly in diner culture. My first job was bussing tables at the counter. LA used to have diners everywhere, too. Still the famous ones on the west side and Nat's in the Valley, etc, but so many have closed. Nothing better than a thick handled bottomless mug coffee
December 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Christmas trees are like quarterbacks - if you have two, you have none
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Just wanted to let you know that both of these things are true @shamus.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Detoxing myself from the Packers until Sunday. Can’t keep letting Matt Lafleur do this to me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
:(
Tucker Kraft tonight #GoPackGo
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Tucker Kraft tonight #GoPackGo
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Edgecombe giving me tingles @shamus.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I just had a vasectomy and got autism
October 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Imagine how hard it must be to catch a popup during a major league baseball game. These guys aren’t good enough to do that
October 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM