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Anytime I have to do anything
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Anytime I have to do anything
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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one of the time honored traditions of any normal Friday Night™ is to please send me precisely eleven hundred dollars
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
one of the time honored traditions of any normal Friday Night™ is to please send me precisely eleven hundred dollars
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if a bottle of conditioner falls in a shower and no one is around to hear it, does it still register 5.7 on the Richter scale??
October 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
if a bottle of conditioner falls in a shower and no one is around to hear it, does it still register 5.7 on the Richter scale??
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Hamburger Helper is a delicious, easy family dinner option that is also very economical whereas, a Hamburglar helper is anyone who enables that damn criminal’s long and storied history of crime
October 16, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Hamburger Helper is a delicious, easy family dinner option that is also very economical whereas, a Hamburglar helper is anyone who enables that damn criminal’s long and storied history of crime
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it costs $0 to be kind, to compliment someone, to help someone. if you can do something nice for someone you can just go ahead and do it. you’ll both be better for it.
October 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it costs $0 to be kind, to compliment someone, to help someone. if you can do something nice for someone you can just go ahead and do it. you’ll both be better for it.
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Snapping a plastic lunch box shut could fix me
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Snapping a plastic lunch box shut could fix me
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
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good morning only to people who aren't actively ruining other people's lives
October 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
good morning only to people who aren't actively ruining other people's lives
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*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*
October 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*
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me: let’s not over complicate this
my brain: alright well i'm out then
my brain: alright well i'm out then
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
me: let’s not over complicate this
my brain: alright well i'm out then
my brain: alright well i'm out then
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I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh
October 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh
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the people cry out for ham
October 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the people cry out for ham
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what if we all went goblin mode
October 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
what if we all went goblin mode
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Evening Time®. You know, for Relaxing™
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Evening Time®. You know, for Relaxing™
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well what did you expect- you let the guy play with the government for a few months and now it’s lights won’t even turn on
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
well what did you expect- you let the guy play with the government for a few months and now it’s lights won’t even turn on
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imagine falling deeply in love with a person and then finding out they are an oatmeal raisin cookie
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
imagine falling deeply in love with a person and then finding out they are an oatmeal raisin cookie
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when the four horsemen of the apocalypse finally do show up i honestly think we should teach them about electric bikes
September 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
when the four horsemen of the apocalypse finally do show up i honestly think we should teach them about electric bikes
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Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?
September 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?
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let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”
September 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”
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my sleep debt is killing my FICO score
September 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
my sleep debt is killing my FICO score
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(calling santa) have you been seeing all this ??
September 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
(calling santa) have you been seeing all this ??
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The good news is there is a solution to misinformation and disinformation.
The bad news is: it's information
The bad news is: it's information
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The good news is there is a solution to misinformation and disinformation.
The bad news is: it's information
The bad news is: it's information
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What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart