Rory Barton
Rory Barton
@subunderground.bsky.social
Abandoner of Annual Challenges; never appeared in a regular-season game; ORD Terminal 4 aficionado; Mr Barnard room 12a; chieftain of chokanchuckers; The Preeminent James Joyce Scholar in my Household and Probably on my Block
Bring on the mawkish pulp!
James Joyce was born on 2nd February 1882. As a birthday gift, the James Joyce Centre will be open to the public FOR FREE on Monday, 2nd February. We will be running our popular walking tours. There might even be a cake 🎂

Visit our website for more information.

jamesjoyce.ie/events/happy...
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
@slateauto.bsky.social I'm curious if the SUV shells will be able to hold a popup roof tent
January 27, 2026 at 7:44 PM
So does this mean Bovino is being sent out to pasture?

🐄

Are there pastures at The Hague?
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
WAIT YOU'RE SAYING VANNA WHITE WAS UNMARRIED!!
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My hope with the passing of the cartoonist turned noisemaker is that my dad will molt his conservative libertarian eczema and transform into The Dude.
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Now imagine starting the week out as also a Montana State Fighting Bobcat fan.
January 11, 2026 at 5:29 AM
VIM
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
‘Cats
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
More like Hand-sen’s necrosis
Hearing reports that Donald Trump has leprosy necrosis
I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’m spending Christmas by myself because reasons, but I plan to celebrate by eating red and green Indian dishes and committing 3 hrs to RRR. But the LG Universal Action channel constant Miami Vice stream being 10 frames off sync feels like I’m watching TV abroad.
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Bobcats.
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Remember to get your colonoscopy.
this is incredibly cool but it also gives me a bit of the terrors
Take a journey through time down a new NSF COLDEX ice core borehole just completed by the team in #Antarctica!

If you’re at #AGU25 stop by the COLDEX booth in the Exhibit Hall to talk to COLDEX team members from across the 15-institution center funded by NSF! @agu.org Follow us on IG @ coldex_stc
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Happy Friday everyone!
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Ummm I feel like 90E is a new designation...
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy New Ladder Is My Roof Leaking Day to all who celebrate.
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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From instagram. Keep an eye out Chicago.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Effective advertising should be timely.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Sad news: if you haven't begun thawing your turkey you are going to have a very tough time convincing anyone that you were to be trusted with this year's bird. No amount of gravy will drown your shame.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Vim
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Not sure if it’s a cropping issue or if DHS is joining the war on cars.
truly unhinged and disturbing propaganda from the United States government
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
…asking [an improv comedy troupe] to help him fill out a use of force report
H/t @anthonymoser.com
Judge Ellis also found that a top CBP leader's testimony was not credible, in part because he admitted that was relying on unreliable "use of force" reports generated by DHS officers — and in a footnote, says video showed an officer asking ChatGPT to help him fill out a use of force report!
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Lol skimming the graphic, I thought it was spray chart from a pro corn hole league and was super confused.
Here is an early NASA M2M model for the M7.4 CME. A glancing blow arrival is predicted for 2025-11-07 around 3 UT (Thursday night for North America).

This is already on top of two other glancing blow impacts and a coronal hole set to become geoeffective around the same time.
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Fuck Standard Time, I want metric.
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM