Rory Barton
@subunderground.bsky.social
Abandoner of Annual Challenges; never appeared in a regular-season game; ORD Terminal 4 aficionado; Mr Barnard room 12a; chieftain of chokanchuckers; The Preeminent James Joyce Scholar in my Household and Probably on my Block
Bring on the mawkish pulp!
James Joyce was born on 2nd February 1882. As a birthday gift, the James Joyce Centre will be open to the public FOR FREE on Monday, 2nd February. We will be running our popular walking tours. There might even be a cake 🎂
Visit our website for more information.
jamesjoyce.ie/events/happy...
Visit our website for more information.
jamesjoyce.ie/events/happy...
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Bring on the mawkish pulp!
@slateauto.bsky.social I'm curious if the SUV shells will be able to hold a popup roof tent
January 27, 2026 at 7:44 PM
@slateauto.bsky.social I'm curious if the SUV shells will be able to hold a popup roof tent
So does this mean Bovino is being sent out to pasture?
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Are there pastures at The Hague?
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Are there pastures at The Hague?
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
So does this mean Bovino is being sent out to pasture?
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Are there pastures at The Hague?
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Are there pastures at The Hague?
WAIT YOU'RE SAYING VANNA WHITE WAS UNMARRIED!!
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 PM
WAIT YOU'RE SAYING VANNA WHITE WAS UNMARRIED!!
My hope with the passing of the cartoonist turned noisemaker is that my dad will molt his conservative libertarian eczema and transform into The Dude.
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
My hope with the passing of the cartoonist turned noisemaker is that my dad will molt his conservative libertarian eczema and transform into The Dude.
Now imagine starting the week out as also a Montana State Fighting Bobcat fan.
January 11, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Now imagine starting the week out as also a Montana State Fighting Bobcat fan.
More like Hand-sen’s necrosis
Hearing reports that Donald Trump has leprosy necrosis
I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
More like Hand-sen’s necrosis
I’m spending Christmas by myself because reasons, but I plan to celebrate by eating red and green Indian dishes and committing 3 hrs to RRR. But the LG Universal Action channel constant Miami Vice stream being 10 frames off sync feels like I’m watching TV abroad.
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m spending Christmas by myself because reasons, but I plan to celebrate by eating red and green Indian dishes and committing 3 hrs to RRR. But the LG Universal Action channel constant Miami Vice stream being 10 frames off sync feels like I’m watching TV abroad.
Remember to get your colonoscopy.
this is incredibly cool but it also gives me a bit of the terrors
Take a journey through time down a new NSF COLDEX ice core borehole just completed by the team in #Antarctica!
If you’re at #AGU25 stop by the COLDEX booth in the Exhibit Hall to talk to COLDEX team members from across the 15-institution center funded by NSF! @agu.org Follow us on IG @ coldex_stc
If you’re at #AGU25 stop by the COLDEX booth in the Exhibit Hall to talk to COLDEX team members from across the 15-institution center funded by NSF! @agu.org Follow us on IG @ coldex_stc
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Remember to get your colonoscopy.
Happy Friday everyone!
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Happy Friday everyone!
Ummm I feel like 90E is a new designation...
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ummm I feel like 90E is a new designation...
Happy New Ladder Is My Roof Leaking Day to all who celebrate.
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy New Ladder Is My Roof Leaking Day to all who celebrate.
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From instagram. Keep an eye out Chicago.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
From instagram. Keep an eye out Chicago.
Reposted by Rory Barton
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
Effective advertising should be timely.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Effective advertising should be timely.
Sad news: if you haven't begun thawing your turkey you are going to have a very tough time convincing anyone that you were to be trusted with this year's bird. No amount of gravy will drown your shame.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sad news: if you haven't begun thawing your turkey you are going to have a very tough time convincing anyone that you were to be trusted with this year's bird. No amount of gravy will drown your shame.
Not sure if it’s a cropping issue or if DHS is joining the war on cars.
truly unhinged and disturbing propaganda from the United States government
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Not sure if it’s a cropping issue or if DHS is joining the war on cars.
…asking [an improv comedy troupe] to help him fill out a use of force report
H/t @anthonymoser.com
H/t @anthonymoser.com
Judge Ellis also found that a top CBP leader's testimony was not credible, in part because he admitted that was relying on unreliable "use of force" reports generated by DHS officers — and in a footnote, says video showed an officer asking ChatGPT to help him fill out a use of force report!
![As for the evidence Defendants marshalled through Parra with respect to CBP’s actions, Parra testified in his deposition that he had only been in the field with CBP a “handful of times, four to five,” during Operation Midway Blitz. Doc. 191-9 at 30:7–10. And he made clear that he based much of his declaration on information he gleaned from use of force reports, with maybe some (unidentified) review of video footage. See, e.g., id. at 81:17–82:16, 85:17–23, 86:15–91:1 (describing that Parra viewed some video footage, but that he could not recall how much or of what events). Given the inconsistencies between the BWC footage and the use of force reports, with the BWC footage undermining what agents put in their reports, the Court cannot rely on Parra’s broad generalizations of protesters’ actions or Defendants’ responses to those actions. [FN 9]
[FN 9] 9 The Court also notes that, in at least one instance, an agent asked ChatGPT to compile a narrative for a report based off of a brief sentence about an encounter and several images. Axon_Body_4_Video_2025-10-03_0949_D01A2556T at 00:00–00:42. To the extent that agents use ChatGPT to create their use of force reports, this further undermines their credibility and may explain the inaccuracy of these reports when viewed in light of the BWC footage.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreidrgcuxzzkkyozeaimpri73bx75rjcbkhvo5gpkv2lbm4kgpcsk74@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
…asking [an improv comedy troupe] to help him fill out a use of force report
H/t @anthonymoser.com
H/t @anthonymoser.com
Lol skimming the graphic, I thought it was spray chart from a pro corn hole league and was super confused.
Here is an early NASA M2M model for the M7.4 CME. A glancing blow arrival is predicted for 2025-11-07 around 3 UT (Thursday night for North America).
This is already on top of two other glancing blow impacts and a coronal hole set to become geoeffective around the same time.
This is already on top of two other glancing blow impacts and a coronal hole set to become geoeffective around the same time.
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Lol skimming the graphic, I thought it was spray chart from a pro corn hole league and was super confused.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
Fuck Standard Time, I want metric.
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Fuck Standard Time, I want metric.