Rory Barton
Rory Barton
@subunderground.bsky.social
Abandoner of Annual Challenges; never appeared in a regular-season game; ORD Terminal 4 aficionado; Mr Barnard room 12a; chieftain of chokanchuckers; The Preeminent James Joyce Scholar in my Household and Probably on my Block
I had the same thought, my LG has a gentler option than “home smelter” temp.
January 24, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Congrats but now all I can think about is a dystopian British spy thriller in the outback called Beyond Thunderball.
January 23, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Agree but the flip side will be unverified reports of exploding trees from the occupiers that are really just a bad splinter.
January 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Truly the intersection of Streets and Sanitation!
January 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I believe it was Dave Barry who coined the term Carpoon
January 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
The associated image makes me think you lived at the Hancock Cheesecake Factory
January 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Thanks for the video. Another example of joy still to be had in the world.
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
...in what major though?
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I cried. But I also cry at the Classic Cinemas recliner instructions.
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I think it was a malapropism, he meant own mortality, something he's yet to prove.
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
My biggest issue is I still have 28 payments left.
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I ride by frequently, & 2 things stick out. For all the design that went into it, I don't understand why they didn't figure out how to conceal the AC unit. Second I believe it stands as a testament to Oak P'architecture history's burning question: "Wait people are supposed to live in this building?"
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I am stunned my team won.
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Exhausting
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
And worse, from all the pics Ive seen, the stadium roof has been closed… assuming this is in reference to the winter classic.
January 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Gotta mink stole? You’re eating at Shawl Cheval.
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM