Gregg McLennan
@strayarc.bsky.social
Union guy, politics guy, welding guy, wife guy. #Cdnpoli #BCpoli labor activist, pompous ass, pretty good cook, pretty good shitposter, animal lover, coffee morning noon and night, Team Orange.
When in doubt, just outwork everyone.
When in doubt, just outwork everyone.
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I try to be as sex positive as the next extremely uptight dude but nothing you do with excreta in the throes of passion ever needs to be memorialized in print. Just let it be your own filthy shared memory and look back fondly on it with self loathing and shame.
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Holiday anxiety is starting again. Remember, you don't have to deal with people who don't like you. Look to museums, clubs, restaurants, and friends for gatherings so you don't need to be alone. And if you want to be alone, that's okay.
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Holiday anxiety is starting again. Remember, you don't have to deal with people who don't like you. Look to museums, clubs, restaurants, and friends for gatherings so you don't need to be alone. And if you want to be alone, that's okay.
Off to bed. I've got two very difficult and uncomfortable days of torquing my knees, hips and ankles then this hell job should be mostly done. Inspection and repairs on Wednesday. Overnight Weds. in Vancouver for a day of meetings on Thurs that should be very interesting and back to work Friday.
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Off to bed. I've got two very difficult and uncomfortable days of torquing my knees, hips and ankles then this hell job should be mostly done. Inspection and repairs on Wednesday. Overnight Weds. in Vancouver for a day of meetings on Thurs that should be very interesting and back to work Friday.
When dealing with Russia, always draft your language as though the biggest lunchroom lawyer in the world is sitting next to you.
"This plan can be the basis of the final settlement" can mean wildly different things. To Ukraine, it means working out the details to realistically deter a 3rd Ru invasion. To Ru, it means twisting each provision to end Ukrainian sovereignty. That's why the plan won't work to end the war.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
When dealing with Russia, always draft your language as though the biggest lunchroom lawyer in the world is sitting next to you.
The strangler in this terrible 1963 horror anthology I'm watching for no good reason whatsoever looks quite a bit like Ari Melber. So far, no hip hop references.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The strangler in this terrible 1963 horror anthology I'm watching for no good reason whatsoever looks quite a bit like Ari Melber. So far, no hip hop references.
We, the accursed extremely online, have strayed so far from God's light.
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We, the accursed extremely online, have strayed so far from God's light.
Grow up you adult sized boys. Practice good hygiene, dress decently, work diligently, be responsible, learn to cook healthy food, be kind, diversify your experiences. If they're your kids, you're not babysitting it's a duty you accepted when you made them.
Just a PSA to the men out there who are mad about not getting what they want in this world: Being a man is like playing life on easy or at most normal difficulty, you need to get your shit together, the world is not against you because you're a man
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Grow up you adult sized boys. Practice good hygiene, dress decently, work diligently, be responsible, learn to cook healthy food, be kind, diversify your experiences. If they're your kids, you're not babysitting it's a duty you accepted when you made them.
Do you know what nemesis means, Charlie Brown?
Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Do you know what nemesis means, Charlie Brown?
Aw Jeez. Art Thief hasn't posted since this happened to his beloved Bruins did this last night. I hope he's okay.
UCLA tried a blind pitch fake FG and it worked about as well as you'd expect
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Aw Jeez. Art Thief hasn't posted since this happened to his beloved Bruins did this last night. I hope he's okay.
Quick: post your favorite bit of Handel's Messiah.
Mine is: "All We Like Sheep Have Gone Astray"
Mine is: "All We Like Sheep Have Gone Astray"
Quick: post your favorite bit of Handel’s Messiah.
Mine is “Unto us a child is born.”
Mine is “Unto us a child is born.”
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Quick: post your favorite bit of Handel's Messiah.
Mine is: "All We Like Sheep Have Gone Astray"
Mine is: "All We Like Sheep Have Gone Astray"
I'm pleased to report out to the world that for the first time since Monday, my dog pooped. The epidural emptied her out, she didn't eat for two days and the fentanyl patch constipated her but she's back in production #proudpapa
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm pleased to report out to the world that for the first time since Monday, my dog pooped. The epidural emptied her out, she didn't eat for two days and the fentanyl patch constipated her but she's back in production #proudpapa
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listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
Jam out of a cookie?
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Jam out of a cookie?
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They’re traitors!!!
But why?
They said to disobey my orders!!
Which orders?
You know the ones.
Like carrying out ship maintenance?
No not those ones.
Assigning diplomats?
No not that kind.
Patrolling the oceans?
No no no not that.
But why?
They said to disobey my orders!!
Which orders?
You know the ones.
Like carrying out ship maintenance?
No not those ones.
Assigning diplomats?
No not that kind.
Patrolling the oceans?
No no no not that.
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
They’re traitors!!!
But why?
They said to disobey my orders!!
Which orders?
You know the ones.
Like carrying out ship maintenance?
No not those ones.
Assigning diplomats?
No not that kind.
Patrolling the oceans?
No no no not that.
But why?
They said to disobey my orders!!
Which orders?
You know the ones.
Like carrying out ship maintenance?
No not those ones.
Assigning diplomats?
No not that kind.
Patrolling the oceans?
No no no not that.
I almost forgot to commemorate the events of November 22.
This would have been Rodney Dangerfield's 104th birthday.
On the eve of the heart surgery he would never recover from he quipped to the media, "If everything goes right it will take about 8 hours. If not, it'll take a lot less." Legend.
This would have been Rodney Dangerfield's 104th birthday.
On the eve of the heart surgery he would never recover from he quipped to the media, "If everything goes right it will take about 8 hours. If not, it'll take a lot less." Legend.
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I almost forgot to commemorate the events of November 22.
This would have been Rodney Dangerfield's 104th birthday.
On the eve of the heart surgery he would never recover from he quipped to the media, "If everything goes right it will take about 8 hours. If not, it'll take a lot less." Legend.
This would have been Rodney Dangerfield's 104th birthday.
On the eve of the heart surgery he would never recover from he quipped to the media, "If everything goes right it will take about 8 hours. If not, it'll take a lot less." Legend.
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Saying "ICE, Border Patrol, and DHS must pay for their grave sins against the country" would have made people nervously look at their feet and shuffle away at a party a few years ago but now grandma will do shots with you if you say this stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Saying "ICE, Border Patrol, and DHS must pay for their grave sins against the country" would have made people nervously look at their feet and shuffle away at a party a few years ago but now grandma will do shots with you if you say this stuff.
I was 27, tired of being poor as hell and hated my customer service rep job. I was in my notice period, told a customer I didn't hate it was my last time coming by. He asked what I was going to do next an I said I hadn't a clue. He asked if I ever thought about welding and the rest is history.
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I was 27, tired of being poor as hell and hated my customer service rep job. I was in my notice period, told a customer I didn't hate it was my last time coming by. He asked what I was going to do next an I said I hadn't a clue. He asked if I ever thought about welding and the rest is history.
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Imagine RFK cumming and it's just a footlong slim jim slowly extruded from his urethra while he makes noises like a broken transmission grinding into gear
September 20, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Imagine RFK cumming and it's just a footlong slim jim slowly extruded from his urethra while he makes noises like a broken transmission grinding into gear
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Give me back my broken night
My mirrored room my secret life
It's lonely here there's no one left to torture
My mirrored room my secret life
It's lonely here there's no one left to torture
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Give me back my broken night
My mirrored room my secret life
It's lonely here there's no one left to torture
My mirrored room my secret life
It's lonely here there's no one left to torture
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We do know who killed JFK. The Warren Commission was an incredibly thorough and good-faith effort to prove and document what had happened, which they did. The conspiracy theories arose in spite of best efforts to avoid them, but there really isn't anything they could have reasonably done better.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We do know who killed JFK. The Warren Commission was an incredibly thorough and good-faith effort to prove and document what had happened, which they did. The conspiracy theories arose in spite of best efforts to avoid them, but there really isn't anything they could have reasonably done better.
@acerbicotter.bsky.social what did your mom say when you told her about Bob-Bob and Nuzzi?
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
@acerbicotter.bsky.social what did your mom say when you told her about Bob-Bob and Nuzzi?
Come on people. Poast moar. I'm boared.
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Come on people. Poast moar. I'm boared.
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To every dipshit on this site who said “these rallies don’t accomplish anything” or “why would you sign up for their mailing lists omg scary”
this is why
this is why
Wow NYC, we see you @handsoffnyc.bsky.social!!
This training is at FULL capacity, they had to turn people away…
This training is at FULL capacity, they had to turn people away…
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
To every dipshit on this site who said “these rallies don’t accomplish anything” or “why would you sign up for their mailing lists omg scary”
this is why
this is why
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Anyone who thinks that meeting had the same impact as the Schumer/Jeffries schlep last month is delusional and doesn’t understand a goddamned thing about optics.
THEY went there to beg. Trump hates weakness.
Mamdani went there in a position of victory to extend a gracious hand.
Totally diff.
THEY went there to beg. Trump hates weakness.
Mamdani went there in a position of victory to extend a gracious hand.
Totally diff.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Anyone who thinks that meeting had the same impact as the Schumer/Jeffries schlep last month is delusional and doesn’t understand a goddamned thing about optics.
THEY went there to beg. Trump hates weakness.
Mamdani went there in a position of victory to extend a gracious hand.
Totally diff.
THEY went there to beg. Trump hates weakness.
Mamdani went there in a position of victory to extend a gracious hand.
Totally diff.
If y’all are reposting the Nuzz for the morning crowd I’m reposting some of my best writing as a public service announcement.
I try to be as sex positive as the next extremely uptight dude but nothing you do with excreta in the throes of passion ever needs to be memorialized in print. Just let it be your own filthy shared memory and look back fondly on it with self loathing and shame.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If y’all are reposting the Nuzz for the morning crowd I’m reposting some of my best writing as a public service announcement.