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Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦

@snarkysteff.bsky.social

12K followers 2.3K following 110K posts

I do words. Canadian, so… funny-ish? Victoria, BC. Foodie. Oxford commas. Anti-Nazi. Antifa. Pro-science. Once sold everything to play nomad for 4+ years & 25 countries. Worth it. She/her. Loathe rage-bait. Team FuckYou/MakeMe. Free Palestine.

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Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 55m

And honestly, fuck, American comedy wouldn’t even be remotely where it is today without Canada, ‘cos a Canadian created, and still runs, Saturday Night Live.

I don’t know what makes Canadians inherently have a chuckle bone and a twinkle in their eye, but I love it.

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 59m

I mean, the population of Canada back then was only 20 million or so, but look at the giants we created.

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 1h

I crashed hard after the Jays lost — game ended at 7:50, I was lights out at 7:55. Woohoo! Rehab is a wild party.

Up now and watching “I Like Me,” the John Candy bio.

Man, it’s hard to believe how much Canadian comedians shaped comedy in general in the ‘80s.

We are one damn funny country.

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Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 1h

You call this a fucking news story?

It’s not even a hundred words. What the fuck did I click a link for?

Why? Where is it from? What are they doing about it?

Fucking chumps. You used to be a news desk.

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 3h

No, I listen to audio all day for work so it’s not my chosen pastime — sorry!

Trevor Noah has a good one tho.

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 6h

Meh, an account like that is pretty botty. I blocked it.

But yeah, watching some movies has been nice this weekend. Less phone, more life.

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Devon (Human Circus Podcast) @a-devon.bsky.social · 6h

Send in the hypnotists. Remind Vladdy that he is still playing the Yankees.

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Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 6h

Me too. The lack of rain is stressful for me. I always thought I’d like less, but not with constant drought.

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Walter Pierce @wpierce.bsky.social · 6h

Welp she really outdid herself for our 8yo's bday 🍽️🎂

Probably should have gone with a less sweet frosting but oh well, our blood sugar will eventually go back down

7-layer rainbow cake, frosted with white buttercream frosting and topped with rainbow sprinkles

Cross-section view of a 7-layer rainbow cake with white frosting

Two young girls behind a giant rainbow cake, one of them holding up a slice taken front very slim sliver seen in the cake

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Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 7h

Suarez has the weirdest batting stance.

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 7h

The advertisements on baseball players’ arms is so goddamned pathetic looking.

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Some Guy Called Nick 🇨🇦 @pisseartiste.bsky.social · 7h

The only thing you need to know about the Qatari Air Force presence in Idaho is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.

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Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 7h

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Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 15h

Sure, but I’m pretty sure every culture on earth has celebrated harvests for thousands of years. But North Americans obsess about Thanksgiving. So I’m talking about about those.

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 8h

Autocorrect did you dirty there.

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Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 8h

AND SO IT BEGINS.

This is how it happens. Suck it up, buttercup. ❤️

It’s offset by how rapidly you run out of fucks to give, so don’t worry.

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 8h

Meh, I’m waffling on the Bulwark. They have so many constant advertising streams and stuff that it feels very grifty these days. I’ve seen questionable comments on trans rights, etc, so I’m souring on them.

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Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 8h

Ugh. I somehow wasn’t watching live and now it’s a commercial.

•throws brief tantrum•

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 8h

Zing. But ditto.

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 8h

Cos he’s dying. Mortality does this.

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 8h

Bill Kristol has been getting it right lately, if I recall!

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 8h

#MakingGoodChoices

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 8h

This bullshit motherfucker broke up before it hit us. I guess that’s what was making me feel it so harshly.

We had a really good rain dump but it was a short one, comparatively.

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Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 8h

Me too. Holy smokes. Thanks.

Steffani [Scary Name Here] Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 8h

Nothing you have said lately was controversial, unless it’s in your replies…?

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Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 1d

You know, I miss my mom as much as I miss my dad, but I have zero modern pics of my mom because being a woman of her generation is saying ‘no no my hair!’ every time someone takes their phone out until one day you’re dead and no one remembers what you look like. Ladies, your hair is FINE

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