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Jacqui 🍓🌿
@strawberryjacquiri.bsky.social
Zhuzh it up a little, live más
Free range graphic designer & retired Sailor Guardian
Bard, Garden Witch, Cosplayer, & Hobbit. She/her.
Opinions are my own.

Gaming bsky: @thancredulous.bsky.social
Formerly @Crunchyroll.com
Sister in law is watching the office and I'm realising all those bad narcissistic awful male bosses who all think they're don draper or wolf of wall st or whatever...

They're just Michael Scott
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I've watched this suitcase that reads "A woman who walks with GOD will always find HER destination" in pinterest fonts with a giant high heel go around the luggage carousel at least a couple dozen times and honestly I'm not sure that's true for her today
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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fuck you

the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased

i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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estinien holding karakuls like a burger (repost from 2019)
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Flight attendant looked at me and asked if I need a seatbelt extender 😭😭😭 please, no one's ever asked me that and I've lost 25 pounds this year
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Beautiful women named Adobe Acrobat are sending me messages saying "Application Not Responding" for trying to drag a single-page pdf two inches to the right
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We thought airports were a liminal space? For some reason airport bathrooms all look the same. Like I've never been to THIS airport before but I swear I've been in this specific bathroom at least five times in the last couple years
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Sometimes I just feel an overwhelming urge to draw a bunny landsknecht:
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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yeah
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
July 8, 2023 at 2:08 AM
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August 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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death and the maiden i
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Wine, a boyfriend, travel

I guess we're going to Europe (not until we have jobs)
Friends
Money
Homos

HELL YEAH, BABYYYYYY
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM