I'm sure everyone who was actually in the workforce when the show aired already understands this but

Yeah like I will admit there is not a lot of tail left LOL I'm still very tall and wide in the hips but it was a big "hang on do I not know what I look like??" moment

Qikasjwkkekfr Apparently god's destination was chik fil a (they eventually showed up)

I gotta be real I come pretty close, but I have never needed one! But that has more to do with being tall/big hips than anything

There's usually less of a tail than this so I assume I'm not doing too shabby

God I wish I had LMAO

Thank you to Liz for informing me this may be because my default flight day outfit is "lesbian coded"

In more positive news I finally cracked the code, Texas moms no longer look at me like they want me dead yesterday, everyone calls me sweetheart and darlin and wants to talk to me in line for the bathroom

I've figured out how to "dress normal" LOL

Deezer has had all the same JP music I had on Spotify so far!! I admittedly don't have as much as some people though