Matt Stocaí Bána
@stocaibana.bsky.social
Is fánach an áit a bhfaighfeá gliomach
The Chair Company is about getting a completely understandable level of mad at a company
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The Chair Company is about getting a completely understandable level of mad at a company
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Not weighing in on the policy here, but all I want is an EV modeled on God’s most perfect car: The 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Not weighing in on the policy here, but all I want is an EV modeled on God’s most perfect car: The 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.
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RFK Jr lets the worm 🪱 take over for a little bit
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
RFK Jr lets the worm 🪱 take over for a little bit
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The workers as it has always been. Second answer is my balls and hole.
Who will put up the capital required for efficient production?
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The workers as it has always been. Second answer is my balls and hole.
The Jewels got bootleg labubus
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The Jewels got bootleg labubus
I should have chose a hobby that wasn’t one where people are so comfortable taking about shitting
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I should have chose a hobby that wasn’t one where people are so comfortable taking about shitting
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
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pantone just named landlord white the color of the year 2026, WE NEED TO BUILD HOUSES
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
pantone just named landlord white the color of the year 2026, WE NEED TO BUILD HOUSES
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
This is the ideal snow-male body
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is the ideal snow-male body
Stop interviewing Quentin Tarantino
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Stop interviewing Quentin Tarantino
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oh is your whole politics just "orange man bad" is that it?? because if so that's a reasonably efficient lens through which to process a lot of stuff
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
oh is your whole politics just "orange man bad" is that it?? because if so that's a reasonably efficient lens through which to process a lot of stuff
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
Okay let’s see you stay awake and alert while Marco Rubio talks
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Okay let’s see you stay awake and alert while Marco Rubio talks
Remember when people had to be one of the first like 10 people lined up at a Binny’s on Black Friday to even have a chance of getting this stuff? They got it at Costco now
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Remember when people had to be one of the first like 10 people lined up at a Binny’s on Black Friday to even have a chance of getting this stuff? They got it at Costco now
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RIGHT-WING CHURCHES: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies
THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies
THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
RIGHT-WING CHURCHES: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies
THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies
THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
Why is The Long Walk one of the horniest Stephen King books?
You’re a freak Steve!
You’re a freak Steve!
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Why is The Long Walk one of the horniest Stephen King books?
You’re a freak Steve!
You’re a freak Steve!
Man at least “Chicago is too dangerous and too cold” people used to be able to write well
Chicago is a prodigy, built by humorless giants who have now faded into history, leaving behind deserted, dangerous streets. The only thing alive is the great North wind, howling in despair, looking in vain for the passions and the excesses of yesteryear. (14 Nov 1965)
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Man at least “Chicago is too dangerous and too cold” people used to be able to write well
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doctor: are you sure? he will get bigger
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
doctor: are you sure? he will get bigger
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
29 years of trying to borrow a feeling
29 years ago today, Kirk van Houten got fired from the cracker factory. “A Milhouse Divided” first aired December 1, 1996.
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
29 years of trying to borrow a feeling
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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He’s still doin this, huh?
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He’s still doin this, huh?