Stilldan
@stilldan.bsky.social
North of Boston
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Stilldan
@stilldan.bsky.social
· May 10
If you listen closely just as the rain stops, you can hear everything trying to cope with it.
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It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
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I'm not really a praying man but I pray Jason Voorhees eventually finds the rest of his goalie gear
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm not really a praying man but I pray Jason Voorhees eventually finds the rest of his goalie gear
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*sitting next to you on the bus, looks over.
"I just noticed it. You know when that backbeat started up?"
"I just noticed it. You know when that backbeat started up?"
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
*sitting next to you on the bus, looks over.
"I just noticed it. You know when that backbeat started up?"
"I just noticed it. You know when that backbeat started up?"
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Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
Saying farewell to the last wisdom teeth of my loins by cheffing up some SpaghettiOs with sliced hot dogs like it’s 1987.
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Saying farewell to the last wisdom teeth of my loins by cheffing up some SpaghettiOs with sliced hot dogs like it’s 1987.
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Introducing two spammers to each other.
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Introducing two spammers to each other.
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Bringing out a minuscule meal in the break room to appear larger and more intimidating to my coworkers
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Bringing out a minuscule meal in the break room to appear larger and more intimidating to my coworkers
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If You Give a Mouse a Sorting Project
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If You Give a Mouse a Sorting Project
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I'm only clever now if I have a minute and internet access.
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm only clever now if I have a minute and internet access.
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Yawn and stretch adorably out for some attention from passersby, cuddling your own claws up in each hand to show that this is no trick, just a little love request. I get muted a lot too but I'm an opossum
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Yawn and stretch adorably out for some attention from passersby, cuddling your own claws up in each hand to show that this is no trick, just a little love request. I get muted a lot too but I'm an opossum
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Horror films with the plants. They haven't exactly strangled with tendrils the psyche of the modern trellis goer but I won't stop thinking of them like was I even raised on growing? "No more coffee for the both of us" laughs flytrap
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Horror films with the plants. They haven't exactly strangled with tendrils the psyche of the modern trellis goer but I won't stop thinking of them like was I even raised on growing? "No more coffee for the both of us" laughs flytrap
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Look, I compost and recycle and try to avoid eating piping plovers but I draw the line when it comes to the aerosolized assurance that only my Aqua Net hairspray can provide
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Look, I compost and recycle and try to avoid eating piping plovers but I draw the line when it comes to the aerosolized assurance that only my Aqua Net hairspray can provide
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i’m gonna dance while doing the dishes about it
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i’m gonna dance while doing the dishes about it
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One time I called whale sounds 'Depth Metal' and now I'm banned from every meditation group in my town.
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
One time I called whale sounds 'Depth Metal' and now I'm banned from every meditation group in my town.
Twenty years ago, I ordered T-shirts for my high school’s alumni hockey game. I gave away about 70 of the 100 on game day to the players and fans. Years later, my kids found the leftovers and gave away all but three, so now I wander New England playing a version of Where’s Waldo of my own design.
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Twenty years ago, I ordered T-shirts for my high school’s alumni hockey game. I gave away about 70 of the 100 on game day to the players and fans. Years later, my kids found the leftovers and gave away all but three, so now I wander New England playing a version of Where’s Waldo of my own design.
Let them not feel the hunger to eat cake.
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Let them not feel the hunger to eat cake.
I may finally put my hat in the ring to run on the Fuck Ticks platform.
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I may finally put my hat in the ring to run on the Fuck Ticks platform.
It’s almost one o’clock again.
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
It’s almost one o’clock again.
Just booked a fishing charter for me and the boys in the eastern Pacific because I found an unbeatable deal through this company called Bad Idea Jeans.
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Just booked a fishing charter for me and the boys in the eastern Pacific because I found an unbeatable deal through this company called Bad Idea Jeans.
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A short marble doric column rises a foot from a pile of gold coins. Upon it rest two chains. One very thin delicate gold, and the other very delicate sliver.
At the edge of the stone reads some old words in a forgotten language. "You may only choose one."
Anklet of glimmering.
Anklet of shadow.
At the edge of the stone reads some old words in a forgotten language. "You may only choose one."
Anklet of glimmering.
Anklet of shadow.
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A short marble doric column rises a foot from a pile of gold coins. Upon it rest two chains. One very thin delicate gold, and the other very delicate sliver.
At the edge of the stone reads some old words in a forgotten language. "You may only choose one."
Anklet of glimmering.
Anklet of shadow.
At the edge of the stone reads some old words in a forgotten language. "You may only choose one."
Anklet of glimmering.
Anklet of shadow.
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hold on my old dog is stuck in a corner again
October 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
hold on my old dog is stuck in a corner again
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Where were you when you first lost the plot to Pirates of the Caribbean? I was standing at the counter watching the concessionaire pump chemical butter into my big bucket of buttered popcorn. “Don’t stop,” I remember telling him, a look of disbelief on his face.
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Where were you when you first lost the plot to Pirates of the Caribbean? I was standing at the counter watching the concessionaire pump chemical butter into my big bucket of buttered popcorn. “Don’t stop,” I remember telling him, a look of disbelief on his face.
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I love a cranky bakery owner. Your cupcakes are so sweet and your demeanor so sour
October 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I love a cranky bakery owner. Your cupcakes are so sweet and your demeanor so sour
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Look, I don't know the actual real-name of it. It would be helpful if I did! But serious, how many hat-styles could you list by their proper name on sight?
But I'm tellin' ya, if you walked up with a black, flat-brimmed Zorro hat, I'd pay very close attention to what you might be up to
But I'm tellin' ya, if you walked up with a black, flat-brimmed Zorro hat, I'd pay very close attention to what you might be up to
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Look, I don't know the actual real-name of it. It would be helpful if I did! But serious, how many hat-styles could you list by their proper name on sight?
But I'm tellin' ya, if you walked up with a black, flat-brimmed Zorro hat, I'd pay very close attention to what you might be up to
But I'm tellin' ya, if you walked up with a black, flat-brimmed Zorro hat, I'd pay very close attention to what you might be up to