stefanielaine
@stefanielaine.bsky.social
she/her. fat. fan of college football, breakfast, and beards. not accepting criticism from white men at this time.
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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In the middle was the flapper aesthetic which centered on very thin women - thank god we're not bringing that back.
spanish flu was 1918........ the great wall street crash was 1929........... very cool stuff, history, very cool and not stressful
This seems like an important story.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
In the middle was the flapper aesthetic which centered on very thin women - thank god we're not bringing that back.
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
Who the fuck is serving soup at Thanksgiving, I just wanna talk
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Who the fuck is serving soup at Thanksgiving, I just wanna talk
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since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
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The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
My only contribution to pie discourse is that all pies are good and while there is one very beloved pie that I hate, I have the good sense to 1) acknowledge that the problem is with me and not with everyone who likes it and 2) not admit the hated pie to the whole goddamn internet
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My only contribution to pie discourse is that all pies are good and while there is one very beloved pie that I hate, I have the good sense to 1) acknowledge that the problem is with me and not with everyone who likes it and 2) not admit the hated pie to the whole goddamn internet
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By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
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There are no words for what you all did this weekend. Promise we'll share some updates on the wishes and thank you notes so please follow us to see them. It's really beautiful and inspiring to be reminded that there are so many good people in this world! Thank you!!!
🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
There are no words for what you all did this weekend. Promise we'll share some updates on the wishes and thank you notes so please follow us to see them. It's really beautiful and inspiring to be reminded that there are so many good people in this world! Thank you!!!
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🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
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MARCHING BAND ON ICE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OMGGGGGG (h/t to @stefanielaine.bsky.social)
@UND_Pride of The North marching band takes it to the ice for the first time ever! #UNDproud #FightingHawks #marchingband #collegehockey
TikTok video by U of North Dakota
www.tiktok.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
MARCHING BAND ON ICE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OMGGGGGG (h/t to @stefanielaine.bsky.social)
Does anybody know/have a theory why drug companies advertise treatments for conditions that affect 0.003% of the population on major networks during football? Like I know capitalism causes weird shit but I’ll admit this one still puzzles me. It has to be so expensive!
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Does anybody know/have a theory why drug companies advertise treatments for conditions that affect 0.003% of the population on major networks during football? Like I know capitalism causes weird shit but I’ll admit this one still puzzles me. It has to be so expensive!
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When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
A thing I’m sure has been happening for 100 years but I never noticed: the Texas band’s “alert! something incredibly high stakes is happening!” music cue is a very dramatic version of “IIIIIIII’ve been working on the RAAAAAAILLLLLROOOOOOAAAAAAD”
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A thing I’m sure has been happening for 100 years but I never noticed: the Texas band’s “alert! something incredibly high stakes is happening!” music cue is a very dramatic version of “IIIIIIII’ve been working on the RAAAAAAILLLLLROOOOOOAAAAAAD”
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Omar El Akkad spoke after winning the 2025 National Book Award for nonfiction for “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” his book on the genocide of Palestinians in Gaza. He accepted the award at a gala in New York City this week.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Omar El Akkad spoke after winning the 2025 National Book Award for nonfiction for “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” his book on the genocide of Palestinians in Gaza. He accepted the award at a gala in New York City this week.
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The only thing more corny and humiliating than being in love is being horny. Unfortunately they are also two of the only things worth living for. Just another one of the many little fuck you's from God.
I would like to think there comes a time in your life
when fucking doesn’t matter anymore I said. It sounds
sad but it has to feel like a kind of clemency when it
ends right? Innocent at last of lust. Of baseness.
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when fucking doesn’t matter anymore I said. It sounds
sad but it has to feel like a kind of clemency when it
ends right? Innocent at last of lust. Of baseness.
orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The only thing more corny and humiliating than being in love is being horny. Unfortunately they are also two of the only things worth living for. Just another one of the many little fuck you's from God.
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3 minutes ago, old man's still riding the high, hasn't turned on fox news once
![Donald J. Trump
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It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City!
[a picture of donald trump seated at the desk and mamdani standing beside in thevery gaudy oval office]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ttxxnn4i6efjj5ntpynaby3o/bafkreibl3xg6ykbr7evkdwax6ljzty5xzoksxm3jo5x7tvjwzmy3wt2ez4@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
3 minutes ago, old man's still riding the high, hasn't turned on fox news once
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none of these words were in the bible
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
none of these words were in the bible
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy