Starshark
@starshark.bsky.social
Professional posting instructor, DM for my rates. Will debate those who will own me with facts and logic, fee is A$500, up front, in full, no refunds.
I blanked on how to spell 'Parisienne' so I searched for 'native of Paris'. I got a webpage - which you had to click before you found out it was an AI page and what word they were suggesting - which told me I was probably looking for 'Texan'.
Thanks, AI. But I'm not talking about Paris, Texas.
Thanks, AI. But I'm not talking about Paris, Texas.
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I blanked on how to spell 'Parisienne' so I searched for 'native of Paris'. I got a webpage - which you had to click before you found out it was an AI page and what word they were suggesting - which told me I was probably looking for 'Texan'.
Thanks, AI. But I'm not talking about Paris, Texas.
Thanks, AI. But I'm not talking about Paris, Texas.
One thing I like about Hallmark promos is that they often don’t bother telling you who stars in the movie.
“Trust me - you’ve never heard of ‘em and you never will.”
“Trust me - you’ve never heard of ‘em and you never will.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
One thing I like about Hallmark promos is that they often don’t bother telling you who stars in the movie.
“Trust me - you’ve never heard of ‘em and you never will.”
“Trust me - you’ve never heard of ‘em and you never will.”
The problem with narcissism is that so many people think it’s about them when it’s really about me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The problem with narcissism is that so many people think it’s about them when it’s really about me.
WHY DO THEY DO THESE BRET STEPHENS CONVERSATIONAL COLUMNS THEY ARE *SO* *FUCKING* *ANNOYING*
Dork: Well Bret I know we don’t agree on much hahaha but even you have to aver that you shouldn’t slam your balls in a door.
Bret: Mayhap, but are you aware of a book called The Master’s Gambit?
Dork: Well Bret I know we don’t agree on much hahaha but even you have to aver that you shouldn’t slam your balls in a door.
Bret: Mayhap, but are you aware of a book called The Master’s Gambit?
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
WHY DO THEY DO THESE BRET STEPHENS CONVERSATIONAL COLUMNS THEY ARE *SO* *FUCKING* *ANNOYING*
Dork: Well Bret I know we don’t agree on much hahaha but even you have to aver that you shouldn’t slam your balls in a door.
Bret: Mayhap, but are you aware of a book called The Master’s Gambit?
Dork: Well Bret I know we don’t agree on much hahaha but even you have to aver that you shouldn’t slam your balls in a door.
Bret: Mayhap, but are you aware of a book called The Master’s Gambit?
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Caelan Conrad has completely stolen the mantle from the youtube skeptic community and they're a criminally under-subbed creator you should check out if you like deep scientific debunking of things like conversion therapy
youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w?...
youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w?...
I Failed Conversion Therapy
YouTube video by Dr. Caelan Conrad
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Caelan Conrad has completely stolen the mantle from the youtube skeptic community and they're a criminally under-subbed creator you should check out if you like deep scientific debunking of things like conversion therapy
youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w?...
youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w?...
The main cause is the shockwave on impact. This creates violent vibrations which makes the axons feel ‘weirdly tingly’ and ‘icky’. So for five minutes they refuse to touch anything.
And that five minutes of contactlessness induces FATALITY. 1/2
And that five minutes of contactlessness induces FATALITY. 1/2
Something specific happens when a bullet interacts with a brain that causes a person to not be alive anymore but it's hard to fully understand without a science degree.
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The main cause is the shockwave on impact. This creates violent vibrations which makes the axons feel ‘weirdly tingly’ and ‘icky’. So for five minutes they refuse to touch anything.
And that five minutes of contactlessness induces FATALITY. 1/2
And that five minutes of contactlessness induces FATALITY. 1/2
I was right about Nvidia’s quarterly report being fake news. Please follow for MORE HOT STOCK TIPS
(Although I was only right because a million other people were saying it. But don’t let that put you off.)
(Although I was only right because a million other people were saying it. But don’t let that put you off.)
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I was right about Nvidia’s quarterly report being fake news. Please follow for MORE HOT STOCK TIPS
(Although I was only right because a million other people were saying it. But don’t let that put you off.)
(Although I was only right because a million other people were saying it. But don’t let that put you off.)
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This is what Stephen Eracleous looks like these days, if you see him out and about:
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This is what Stephen Eracleous looks like these days, if you see him out and about:
I’m a lot less charitable. The only reason I wouldn’t run her over is that I don’t want to clean that crap off the bonnet.
I’m not saying I don’t like Karoline Leavitt, I’m saying she gives off the stench of an old gym sock dipped in raw egg left in the sun whenever she speaks
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’m a lot less charitable. The only reason I wouldn’t run her over is that I don’t want to clean that crap off the bonnet.
All I want is for Marge to do one more thing, the funniest thing, and that’s it. And it doesn’t involve continuing in politics.
1. Good riddance.
2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS.
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS.
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
Marjorie Taylor Greene To Resign From Congress | HuffPost Latest News
The surprising news comes amid a public feud with President Donald Trump.
www.huffpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
All I want is for Marge to do one more thing, the funniest thing, and that’s it. And it doesn’t involve continuing in politics.
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As a Dem staffer…
The nazis telling us to die is just noise after a while. No one has the emotional stamina to be scared by their 400th death threat.
Thoughtful, well-founded criticism? That shit is work.
The nazis telling us to die is just noise after a while. No one has the emotional stamina to be scared by their 400th death threat.
Thoughtful, well-founded criticism? That shit is work.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
As a Dem staffer…
The nazis telling us to die is just noise after a while. No one has the emotional stamina to be scared by their 400th death threat.
Thoughtful, well-founded criticism? That shit is work.
The nazis telling us to die is just noise after a while. No one has the emotional stamina to be scared by their 400th death threat.
Thoughtful, well-founded criticism? That shit is work.
Looks like he’s lactating. So it’s real.
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Looks like he’s lactating. So it’s real.
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Huwara burned by terrorist settlers
Bet you didn't saw that on MSM, did you?
Bet you didn't saw that on MSM, did you?
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Huwara burned by terrorist settlers
Bet you didn't saw that on MSM, did you?
Bet you didn't saw that on MSM, did you?
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Did you know that @alexwinter.com has been acting, writing, & directing since he was a literal kid? Now he's got a new movie, a hit Broadway show, and a 4k remaster of his 1993 film FREAKED. All this and how none other than Buster Keaton showed him the way forward...
maximumfun.org/episodes/fee...
maximumfun.org/episodes/fee...
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Did you know that @alexwinter.com has been acting, writing, & directing since he was a literal kid? Now he's got a new movie, a hit Broadway show, and a 4k remaster of his 1993 film FREAKED. All this and how none other than Buster Keaton showed him the way forward...
maximumfun.org/episodes/fee...
maximumfun.org/episodes/fee...
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YOUR DAILY REMINDER: Everyone in the fossil fuel industry knows and admits that building new infrastructure like pipelines *actively increases* demand for the burning of fossil fuels (and all the physical disasters that go along with that)
bofaglobalresearch.podbean.com/e/a-pipeline...
bofaglobalresearch.podbean.com/e/a-pipeline...
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
YOUR DAILY REMINDER: Everyone in the fossil fuel industry knows and admits that building new infrastructure like pipelines *actively increases* demand for the burning of fossil fuels (and all the physical disasters that go along with that)
bofaglobalresearch.podbean.com/e/a-pipeline...
bofaglobalresearch.podbean.com/e/a-pipeline...
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My situation is very tight at the moment, so I'm asking for help. I hate to keep sharing this and hope that it will pass soon. Oh, do I ever.
Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, even a boost, and I appreciate you all very much.
Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, even a boost, and I appreciate you all very much.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My situation is very tight at the moment, so I'm asking for help. I hate to keep sharing this and hope that it will pass soon. Oh, do I ever.
Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, even a boost, and I appreciate you all very much.
Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, even a boost, and I appreciate you all very much.
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People like Hurwitz will point to the Balfour declaration and say, “See? The British gave the land to them. It’s Israel’s!”
And they think they’ve won because all one can do is stare at them with their jaw agape.
And they think they’ve won because all one can do is stare at them with their jaw agape.
She assumes that Israel started and antisemitism caused Israel’s neighbours to immediately try and snuff it out. That’s the version she knows and believes. And nothing will shake her from that. And then it’s “that caused the Gaza genocide” or “that explains it” and… no? Not at all?
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
People like Hurwitz will point to the Balfour declaration and say, “See? The British gave the land to them. It’s Israel’s!”
And they think they’ve won because all one can do is stare at them with their jaw agape.
And they think they’ve won because all one can do is stare at them with their jaw agape.
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oh w0w that's n0w
Our chat with @heyouonline.bsky.social coming up at 4:30pm on @3crmelbourne.bsky.social - a bit more talk about Lego than usual.
On tomorrow's episode of 'Yeah Nah Pasaran!' on @3crmelbourne.bsky.social, @sexenheimer.bsky.social & I talk to @heyouonline.bsky.social re medievalism, the far right & more.
4.30pm, Thurs, NOV 20 /// 855AM, digital, streaming, Community Radio+ app, podcats 🐈
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4.30pm, Thurs, NOV 20 /// 855AM, digital, streaming, Community Radio+ app, podcats 🐈
slackbastard.anarchobase.com?p=53765
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
oh w0w that's n0w
I’m so tired of these idiots getting caught because they google their crimes. “How to burn down a house”,”good way to hide a body”, etc.
I’ve been slowly killing my business partner with polonium and you won’t catch ME web searching it. I use my head!
STOP MAKING THE PROSECUTOR’S JOB EASY!
I’ve been slowly killing my business partner with polonium and you won’t catch ME web searching it. I use my head!
STOP MAKING THE PROSECUTOR’S JOB EASY!
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I’m so tired of these idiots getting caught because they google their crimes. “How to burn down a house”,”good way to hide a body”, etc.
I’ve been slowly killing my business partner with polonium and you won’t catch ME web searching it. I use my head!
STOP MAKING THE PROSECUTOR’S JOB EASY!
I’ve been slowly killing my business partner with polonium and you won’t catch ME web searching it. I use my head!
STOP MAKING THE PROSECUTOR’S JOB EASY!
:steady bass rhythm:
:guitars come in:
:orchestral horns build to crescendo:
:record scratch:
“So. I bet you’re wondering how I knew.”
:guitars come in:
:orchestral horns build to crescendo:
:record scratch:
“So. I bet you’re wondering how I knew.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
:steady bass rhythm:
:guitars come in:
:orchestral horns build to crescendo:
:record scratch:
“So. I bet you’re wondering how I knew.”
:guitars come in:
:orchestral horns build to crescendo:
:record scratch:
“So. I bet you’re wondering how I knew.”
![Oldish lady to younger woman: “I never again want t’hear ye ask t’go [must be signifying a regional accent, all this contraction] into ‘town’. I want ye to STOP Thinkin’ about MEN!”
Younger lady: “But I can’t help being curious mother. I’ve never seen one!!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:acol4gm3jutmt7njflhoetix/bafkreigd7m5omzmoyic3thzmheqa44d552zploqx3bg2rf2qaiwhdd3dji@jpeg)
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A pregnant woman and many children are among at least 23 Palestinians Israel has killed in a series of attacks on Gaza City and Khan Younis, Al Jazeera English reports citing hospital sources.
#BREAKING | A family of five has been completely wiped from the civil registry the family of Zakaria Azzam after Israeli forces struck their home in the Al-Zaytoun neighborhood in Gaza
(Gaza Notifications)
(Gaza Notifications)
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A pregnant woman and many children are among at least 23 Palestinians Israel has killed in a series of attacks on Gaza City and Khan Younis, Al Jazeera English reports citing hospital sources.