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Starshark
@starshark.bsky.social
Professional posting instructor, DM for my rates. Will debate those who will own me with facts and logic, fee is A$500, up front, in full, no refunds.
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hi. Silvano Ippoliti here. As a cinematographer I am OBSESSED with framing. What can the camera say with what it shows what it doesn’t show? Here I’m trying to say Richard Kiel is taking a piss.
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
He’ll, same.
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Every photo of Shapiro makes me think he doesn’t look at them before putting them out into the world.
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I'm not surprised he hated it. He used a pedal or some shit for Man Who Sold the World. THAT'S NOT UNPLUGGED KURT! NO WONDER YOU SHOT YOURSELF! IF YOU HADN'T I WOULD'VE!
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey Olivia, DM me if you’d like a lesson on how poetic metaphor is supposed to work, its purpose, etc. Rates reasonable but I’m charging you extra.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
He learned that touching pussy makes you gay. You absorb the estrogen, you know.

And no thanks spellcheck, I will NOT be spelling it that way:
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I was going to post the name of the movie for my sight-impaired peeps. But no-one else is naming their movies and anyway...
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This @shaunvids.bsky.social tweet can also be applied to Trump and tariffs. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Not cool, Bill. No rough play without consent. We all heard him use the safeword before it got to this.
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Is THIS the future face of business?
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
BREAKING - Hegseth unveils new Department of War mascot:
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I see dogs who are on the porch and think, “Aw, poor doggy - why can’t they be inside?”

And then I get a dog who scratches at the door so he can lie on the porch. Okay, I guess.
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Here's my fav that I'm on. I don't give a damn about genocide, I'm just in it for all the clout I'm getting.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
PICK ONE, IDIOT
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
That's why it's so funny when people call Kat Abughazaleh a carpetbagger because she lives two streets away from her district:
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The song mentions KFC but I’ll be real and say I don’t 100% understand the lyrics.
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Uncle Monty, the weird rapey uncle from Withnail and I, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
November 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
*I* KILLED KURT COBAIN!
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I saw this, so I guess I have to post.
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
October 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM