Starshark
@starshark.bsky.social
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We’ll need to use subtitles of course, but this is gold!
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
We’ll need to use subtitles of course, but this is gold!
You’re a genius! “Jaws down under” would work SO well because it gets around the problem of, why don’t they just stay out of the water!
COP: Get outtatha wadda! Shahk!
SURFERS: Mate! Check out the right-handas! She’s right!*
*She’s right = it will be fine (Aus slang)
COP: Get outtatha wadda! Shahk!
SURFERS: Mate! Check out the right-handas! She’s right!*
*She’s right = it will be fine (Aus slang)
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
You’re a genius! “Jaws down under” would work SO well because it gets around the problem of, why don’t they just stay out of the water!
COP: Get outtatha wadda! Shahk!
SURFERS: Mate! Check out the right-handas! She’s right!*
*She’s right = it will be fine (Aus slang)
COP: Get outtatha wadda! Shahk!
SURFERS: Mate! Check out the right-handas! She’s right!*
*She’s right = it will be fine (Aus slang)
“We’ve gone on holiday by mistake, Charlie Brown,” could legit be the title of a 70s Peanuts book.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
“We’ve gone on holiday by mistake, Charlie Brown,” could legit be the title of a 70s Peanuts book.
I'm pretty sure that there are waaaay too many people who think that communism means no-one works ever and the Tooth Fairy or something just gives us all the goods and services we'll ever need. Oh, and there's no money. Because you only get money under capitalism /sabinehossenfelder
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I'm pretty sure that there are waaaay too many people who think that communism means no-one works ever and the Tooth Fairy or something just gives us all the goods and services we'll ever need. Oh, and there's no money. Because you only get money under capitalism /sabinehossenfelder
Was just going to say, at one point GPT was shown to get 5*1 correct 97% of the time. My calculator always gets it right.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Was just going to say, at one point GPT was shown to get 5*1 correct 97% of the time. My calculator always gets it right.
"He's the only one who's allowed to show his dick in my changing room!"
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
"He's the only one who's allowed to show his dick in my changing room!"
Now I’m trying to remember if Hughes made Jet Pilot.
I could just look up imdb but :effort:
I could just look up imdb but :effort:
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Now I’m trying to remember if Hughes made Jet Pilot.
I could just look up imdb but :effort:
I could just look up imdb but :effort:
Mick Harvey was the real talent in that band.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Mick Harvey was the real talent in that band.
Wouldn’t shoving a magazine down someone’s throat be more of a domroutine?
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Wouldn’t shoving a magazine down someone’s throat be more of a domroutine?
Never understood why Charlie Brown’s friends all knew that song. That’s a drunken adults’ song, not kids. They going to start singing Danny Boy next?
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Never understood why Charlie Brown’s friends all knew that song. That’s a drunken adults’ song, not kids. They going to start singing Danny Boy next?
There’s a Tati flick in there so you know the writer did at least one semester of film studies or follows someone on social media who did.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
There’s a Tati flick in there so you know the writer did at least one semester of film studies or follows someone on social media who did.
That was a stumbling block for me. I tried to figure out what bot farms actually do, but all I could find was AI shit. So your explanation has been quite helpful, thanks.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
That was a stumbling block for me. I tried to figure out what bot farms actually do, but all I could find was AI shit. So your explanation has been quite helpful, thanks.
Yeah but I have adhd and can't be expected to remember one post to the next. I had to scroll up to figure out why you were replying to me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Yeah but I have adhd and can't be expected to remember one post to the next. I had to scroll up to figure out why you were replying to me.
Problem is, a lot of that seems to be fake money and if we collapse the waveform by looking at the accounts then suddenly everyone will realise their investments are worthless.
I'm not saying we can't do your thing! But we should also look into trials and executions.
I'm not saying we can't do your thing! But we should also look into trials and executions.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Problem is, a lot of that seems to be fake money and if we collapse the waveform by looking at the accounts then suddenly everyone will realise their investments are worthless.
I'm not saying we can't do your thing! But we should also look into trials and executions.
I'm not saying we can't do your thing! But we should also look into trials and executions.
Existential truths which are not subjective. Got it. Hey, can you define those words for me because they're conflicting with what I know about philosophy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Existential truths which are not subjective. Got it. Hey, can you define those words for me because they're conflicting with what I know about philosophy.
Or even just financial ones. If you can make money on X by spreading garbage, why wouldn't you? Especially in a country with a favorable exchange rate.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Or even just financial ones. If you can make money on X by spreading garbage, why wouldn't you? Especially in a country with a favorable exchange rate.
What, you don't think the complete gun nut appeals to the vast majority of Americans who want tighter gun laws?
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What, you don't think the complete gun nut appeals to the vast majority of Americans who want tighter gun laws?
The New Yorker Cartoon cinematic universe movie we're making. You're the one who brought it up dude!
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The New Yorker Cartoon cinematic universe movie we're making. You're the one who brought it up dude!
Movies are a business. We've already dropped $130 million on this damn thing and that was BEFORE Todd Solondz started backing out because we're not doing the tunafish sandwich scene he wants.
The producers don't want to risk box office, and there's bupkis I can do about it.
The producers don't want to risk box office, and there's bupkis I can do about it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Movies are a business. We've already dropped $130 million on this damn thing and that was BEFORE Todd Solondz started backing out because we're not doing the tunafish sandwich scene he wants.
The producers don't want to risk box office, and there's bupkis I can do about it.
The producers don't want to risk box office, and there's bupkis I can do about it.
I want her to be MP of Oxley again so we can go back to calling her the Oxleymoron. That was a good burn.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I want her to be MP of Oxley again so we can go back to calling her the Oxleymoron. That was a good burn.
You "can" as in you "can" put your tongue on a 60kv cable. But if you're trying to make bank writing the greatest New Yorker Cartoon movie ever made, you can't use 'asshole' in the title or the only 'asshole' is going to be YOU when you have to explain it to your accountant!
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
You "can" as in you "can" put your tongue on a 60kv cable. But if you're trying to make bank writing the greatest New Yorker Cartoon movie ever made, you can't use 'asshole' in the title or the only 'asshole' is going to be YOU when you have to explain it to your accountant!
Their style guide is clearly all over the place. Total cluster$*&@ of an operation.
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Their style guide is clearly all over the place. Total cluster$*&@ of an operation.