Stan Dalone
@standalone.bsky.social
Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.
Pinned
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having to dissect an elderly presidents media diet to see why he had the army invade oregon
ProPublica examined months of Fox News’ coverage and reviewed over 700 videos posted on social media.
The network used five-year-old footage, mislabeled other dates and implied footage from elsewhere was in Portland.
The network used five-year-old footage, mislabeled other dates and implied footage from elsewhere was in Portland.
“Riots Raging”: The Misleading Story Fox News Told About Portland Before Trump Sent Troops
After reviewing coverage from the network and hours of social media videos that preceded Trump’s decision, ProPublica found that Fox’s portrayal of “Portland rioters” routinely instigating violence wa...
www.propublica.org
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
having to dissect an elderly presidents media diet to see why he had the army invade oregon
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But the memes are somehow still worth it right gang
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
But the memes are somehow still worth it right gang
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Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
Throwing a French fry out the window isn’t littering because a seagull will eat it. #StanLawTips ⚖️
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Throwing a French fry out the window isn’t littering because a seagull will eat it. #StanLawTips ⚖️
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
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Truth be told, I have always been a "roll my eyes at airport pajamas" guy but I am going to look like Little Fucking Nemo when I fly in a couple of weeks
Duffy: "We've asked Americans to bring their better selves, to bring the civility back to travel. To say please and thank you ... maybe not wear pajamas or slippers on the airplane."
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Truth be told, I have always been a "roll my eyes at airport pajamas" guy but I am going to look like Little Fucking Nemo when I fly in a couple of weeks
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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Ken Burns needs to stop platforming Benedict Arnold!
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Ken Burns needs to stop platforming Benedict Arnold!
Love to watch The American Revolution on PBS and mutter “piece of shit” every time Benedict Arnold is mentioned.
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Love to watch The American Revolution on PBS and mutter “piece of shit” every time Benedict Arnold is mentioned.
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Trump answering, "I don't know" when asked what part of the body he got an MRI on has to be one of his all-time funniest lies.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trump answering, "I don't know" when asked what part of the body he got an MRI on has to be one of his all-time funniest lies.
Two McDoubles hold the catsup still undefeated, in terms of heart health.
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Two McDoubles hold the catsup still undefeated, in terms of heart health.
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Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936
Right: 1936 electoral map
Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936
Right: 1936 electoral map
Right: 1936 electoral map
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I’ll never get used to cops and fake-cops wearing masks to hide their identities. Truly dystopian.
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’ll never get used to cops and fake-cops wearing masks to hide their identities. Truly dystopian.
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"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
I'm done hidin'
now I'm shinin'
like I'm
now I'm shinin'
like I'm
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm done hidin'
now I'm shinin'
like I'm
now I'm shinin'
like I'm
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The true journalism scandal is a pathological liar can’t ask for better propaganda than a headline that’s just what he said as if it’s true and the entirety of the story is just his quote with zero context or explanation or skepticism, all published under the name of an established news brand
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The true journalism scandal is a pathological liar can’t ask for better propaganda than a headline that’s just what he said as if it’s true and the entirety of the story is just his quote with zero context or explanation or skepticism, all published under the name of an established news brand
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Pour one out for your fuckin garbage disposal. This is the craziest day of the year for that poor devil. Why’d you try to put that in there??
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Pour one out for your fuckin garbage disposal. This is the craziest day of the year for that poor devil. Why’d you try to put that in there??
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Smoking that shit that had Terry tripping.
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Smoking that shit that had Terry tripping.
My family gifted me a toque for Thanksgiving. Expectations for my performance in the kitchen have never been higher ☹️
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My family gifted me a toque for Thanksgiving. Expectations for my performance in the kitchen have never been higher ☹️
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Get a real job bitch
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Get a real job bitch
Imagine a 47 year old man who ate 4 taquitos from 7-Eleven ($6.50) for lunch due to poor time management.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Imagine a 47 year old man who ate 4 taquitos from 7-Eleven ($6.50) for lunch due to poor time management.