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this thing is just in my house all the time wtf
January 22, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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I can't run errands my weasel loves me!!! (volume up for purrs)
January 21, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Anarchist revolutionary gamer refuses to click Save State option in emulator
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Just the wrongest frame of a show I've ever seen.
March 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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SCULLY: "Well surely if there was some sort of Furtive Pygmy out there with a Lord Soul, we would have heard of it."
MULDER: "Unless he was so easily forgotten.."
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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April 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch

January 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Super Mario Bros. 3 contains a bizarre "vengeful Thwomp" glitch. Normally, if a Thwomp is hit by a hammer, it just dies. However, if a diagonal Thwomp is hit in the topmost position, it will perform a jump after dying just to get one last revenge attack in.
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.

It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.

No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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thinkin once more about this lost dog someone posted in my old neighbourhood group one time
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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forgot to mention it, but my Game Of The Year 2025 goes to, once again: Zoop for the SNES. it just keeps happening, how does it do it!
January 16, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
man it's so fucked up in pokemon gold that you can just take that kid's shuckle
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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This image still cracks me up
January 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Seer is always making videos called shit like "Can you beat Cock'n'Balls RPG without cock or balls?" and I'm like "obviously not" and then I watch it and he's like "so yeah after shoving a hammer up my ass 8000 times I did beat Cock'n'Balls RPG with neither pehnis nor scrote" and i'm like "oh neat"
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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JRPG inn jingle but it never resolves
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Dreaming of making dangerous rhythm games that would tie me up in the international legal system for the rest of my life.
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Lots of possibilities.
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM