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SquidKell
@squidkell.bsky.social
He/him

I play a lot of video games.
Switch/Xbox/Game Pass/3DS/iOS

https://www.ign.com/playlist/SquidKell
What the hell did they do to TikTok? I don’t want to see any of this.
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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come on man this is getting ridiculous
January 22, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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looking at you xenoblade
I think there's too many bullshits these days. They should get rid of them. One bullshit per game
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 AM
If it weren’t for Final Fantasy II then Golden Sun would be the worst JRPG I’ve ever played. This is so bad.
January 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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New Guitar Hero-Style Game Announced For Xbox Alongside 'Telecaster Edition' Controller.
New Guitar Hero-Style Game Announced For Xbox Alongside 'Telecaster Edition' Controller
"Players can shred guitar, sing vocals, and build their own note charts..."
www.purexbox.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Overtime is basically DLC for work
December 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Several swingers reportedly had their evening come to a screeching halt last night after a confused Kingdom Hearts fan wandered into their key party, sources confirm.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Bjork has given us her hitbox. I expect the lab folks to have her frame data ready for the rest of us by EOB
Here is Bjork for no reason
December 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Human baby is delivered to a far-off land, is raised as an elf under the watch of a wise old man, doesn't fit in with the others, wears a green tunic, and only learns he's different as an adult on a grand adventure
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’ve been revisiting mall goth legends Stabbing Westward for the first time in 20 years, and I gotta say it holds up much better than I expected
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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A local barista developed second thoughts about proposing to his girlfriend after encountering a foreboding save point.
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December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It’s time to admit the internet is a failed experiment (I keep searching for sexy Metroid pictures but it keeps showing me pictures of Samus instead of those sexy metroids)
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Shareholders
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When does BG3 start being fun? Is it hour 20? Because I’m 18 hours in and it’s not
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Incredible things are happening in the vore community
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
People have their bidets at home. Return to office mandates are just being pushed by Big Dirty Ass.
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Play these games
With localisation dropping across all platforms over the next 48 hours we are having a massive Citizen Sleeper sale!

Perfect time to catch up in time for your GOTY list 😉

Grab one or both games here: store.steampowered.com/curator/3302...
Citizen Sleeper Sale
Savings across the Citizen Sleeper franchise!
store.steampowered.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
@dmc-ryan.bsky.social you guys did a really good job of keeping that ID@Xbox Showcase a secret
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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what happens when capitalism fails the individual
October 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Mentoring someone at work and I got the chance to teach them about serial semicolons.

I’ve got chills.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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we’re at the intermission of Hadestown, pretty good so far, but confused as to why they haven’t used any boons yet? not even a Daedalus hammer??
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM