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SquidKell
@squidkell.bsky.social
He/him

I play a lot of video games.
Switch/Xbox/Game Pass/3DS/iOS

https://www.ign.com/playlist/SquidKell
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RHETORIC - You -- against the atom, the charm and the spin. Where the whole world failed -- matter failed to bend to human will; human will failed to get out of bed and tie its laces -- you alone, single-handedly, will rebuild the dreams of the working class. You are The Last Communist.
February 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Stephen Miller doesn’t use Oxford commas

I’m not saying that’s the thing we should be paying attention to. But in the future, we should all see this as a red flag
February 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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This was the “caning of Charles Sumner” era, when it was still possible in the United States to take to the Senate floor and just beat the shit out of somebody.
January 31, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
What the hell did they do to TikTok? I don’t want to see any of this.
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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come on man this is getting ridiculous
January 22, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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looking at you xenoblade
I think there's too many bullshits these days. They should get rid of them. One bullshit per game
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 AM
If it weren’t for Final Fantasy II then Golden Sun would be the worst JRPG I’ve ever played. This is so bad.
January 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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New Guitar Hero-Style Game Announced For Xbox Alongside 'Telecaster Edition' Controller.
New Guitar Hero-Style Game Announced For Xbox Alongside 'Telecaster Edition' Controller
"Players can shred guitar, sing vocals, and build their own note charts..."
www.purexbox.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Overtime is basically DLC for work
December 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Several swingers reportedly had their evening come to a screeching halt last night after a confused Kingdom Hearts fan wandered into their key party, sources confirm.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Bjork has given us her hitbox. I expect the lab folks to have her frame data ready for the rest of us by EOB
Here is Bjork for no reason
December 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Human baby is delivered to a far-off land, is raised as an elf under the watch of a wise old man, doesn't fit in with the others, wears a green tunic, and only learns he's different as an adult on a grand adventure
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’ve been revisiting mall goth legends Stabbing Westward for the first time in 20 years, and I gotta say it holds up much better than I expected
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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A local barista developed second thoughts about proposing to his girlfriend after encountering a foreboding save point.
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December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It’s time to admit the internet is a failed experiment (I keep searching for sexy Metroid pictures but it keeps showing me pictures of Samus instead of those sexy metroids)
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Shareholders
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When does BG3 start being fun? Is it hour 20? Because I’m 18 hours in and it’s not
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Incredible things are happening in the vore community
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
People have their bidets at home. Return to office mandates are just being pushed by Big Dirty Ass.
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Play these games
With localisation dropping across all platforms over the next 48 hours we are having a massive Citizen Sleeper sale!

Perfect time to catch up in time for your GOTY list 😉

Grab one or both games here: store.steampowered.com/curator/3302...
Citizen Sleeper Sale
Savings across the Citizen Sleeper franchise!
store.steampowered.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM