Colmery
@squeezchz.bsky.social
Writer of surprising abstract splatter paintings. I have about me a purposeful savagery. Teach the algorithm to heal rather than harm. Dogs think everything is a dogs.
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Colmery
@squeezchz.bsky.social
· Nov 19
The algorithm here is still fairly young.
That means there is still time to teach it that healing and valuing the humanity in all people gets more engagement than abuse toward others does.
That means there is still time to teach it that healing and valuing the humanity in all people gets more engagement than abuse toward others does.
A cookie gave me this fortune tonight, and I can’t tell whether it is a copout, an ultimatum or a starting point.
January 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM
A cookie gave me this fortune tonight, and I can’t tell whether it is a copout, an ultimatum or a starting point.
Playing phone tag with doctors' offices is super duper wooper nooper grouper flooper snooper fun.
January 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Playing phone tag with doctors' offices is super duper wooper nooper grouper flooper snooper fun.
It’s as though some twisted genius took all of the coke-addled seizuredream of 70s fashion and crushed it into the goofy diamond of today’s Harry Caray glasses craze that has latched like a facehugger onto women everywhere.
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
It’s as though some twisted genius took all of the coke-addled seizuredream of 70s fashion and crushed it into the goofy diamond of today’s Harry Caray glasses craze that has latched like a facehugger onto women everywhere.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that you don’t need to bother yourself with trivial matters like communicating with proper punctuation when you work in the insurance industry, public or private.
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that you don’t need to bother yourself with trivial matters like communicating with proper punctuation when you work in the insurance industry, public or private.
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i don’t want to be human anymore
can i be a cloud
can i be a cloud
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
i don’t want to be human anymore
can i be a cloud
can i be a cloud
Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.
It is no longer 2025. Huzzah.
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It is no longer 2025. Huzzah.
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there should be 30 years between christmas and easter. for realism
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
there should be 30 years between christmas and easter. for realism
I’m wearing an arm brace because I hurt myself just living life and have no idea when exactly it happened years old.
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m wearing an arm brace because I hurt myself just living life and have no idea when exactly it happened years old.
I receive packages from Amazon at my doorstep, therefore I am.
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I receive packages from Amazon at my doorstep, therefore I am.
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I can't have people getting concerned when I don't answer an email right away. You're one pebble in the avalanche my sweet child
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I can't have people getting concerned when I don't answer an email right away. You're one pebble in the avalanche my sweet child
If you don’t like hot sauce, I don’t like you.
Everyone has a line. That’s mine.
Everyone has a line. That’s mine.
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you don’t like hot sauce, I don’t like you.
Everyone has a line. That’s mine.
Everyone has a line. That’s mine.
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am
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John Coltrane Quartet in full flight.
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
John Coltrane Quartet in full flight.
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People experiencing miscarriages in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position.
(Published Dec. 2024)
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position.
(Published Dec. 2024)
If You’re Pregnant, Here’s What You Should Know About the Medical Procedures That Could Save Your Life
Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds themselv...
www.propublica.org
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
People experiencing miscarriages in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position.
(Published Dec. 2024)
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position.
(Published Dec. 2024)
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December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Nothing says “We’re completely out of touch with people who are struggling to pay bills and worried about keeping a roof over their heads” quite like “Strong Floor, No Ceiling.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Nothing says “We’re completely out of touch with people who are struggling to pay bills and worried about keeping a roof over their heads” quite like “Strong Floor, No Ceiling.”
YOUR BEING MANIPULATED
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
YOUR BEING MANIPULATED
All the lights on the machine are flashing.
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
All the lights on the machine are flashing.
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Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles.
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles.
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer