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sol
@spider.florist
web dev, game dev, obligate parasite

making games about bugs but very slowly

he/him
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Later on, horse dogg maniac
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Newsom sucks the way a heron stands sentinel over a lake at dawn. Just an undisputed master of it
Hearing Gavin Newsom mispronounce Zohran Mamdani's surname in a way that I have thus-far associated with Alex Jones (they both for sure want the latter syllables to be pronounced like ‘domme-y’, and not ‘Donny’, which speaks for itself) just solidifies for me that I will never vote for him.
January 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I love Friends at the Table
beautiful women named TAX DOCUMENTS keep emailing me
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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beautiful women named TAX DOCUMENTS keep emailing me
January 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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This morning @spider.florist made me laugh with a bug pokemon related shitpost and therefore he got to pick today's entry - which is a cute bug I'd never seen before!

Please enjoy (plus there's some good stuff in there about the overton window on speaking ill about the dead when the dead are awful)
Daily Dex - Joltik
In which I challenge myself to draw a pokemon every day until I stop
blog.curiousquail.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Scott Adams blocked me like ten years ago when I sent him a drawing I did of Dilbert’s erect penis curving upwards like his tie
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.

www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
everyone should go play Morrowind
"games used to release without any game breaking glitches" is such a lie because like every nintendo game had japanese version exclusive glitches all the time

also super paper mario could just randomly crash for no reason, no one ever talks about that.
January 13, 2026 at 3:22 PM
man
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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ok, I am ready to share! nervous, but ready.

this is the jam game we made for #gmtk. I can't tell you *everything* it's about, but it's a Twine game where the primary mechanic is gossip.

please play, vote for us in the jam if you like it, leave comments sharing your thoughts. :)
now that i've slept all day after submitting, i can say: we made a cute narrative puzzle game for GMTK jam! in collaboration with @innuendostudios.bsky.social and three other friends, i give you:

jseakle.itch.io/the-artisan
The Artisan by jseakle
A character-exploration game about craft & community
jseakle.itch.io
August 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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sauvignon bloc
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Honestly if all these people DID stay on for five years and if the people who hired them DID stay in power: those people are maybe most famous for not paying what they owe
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Slightly diminish a game

Super Mario Iliad
Slightly diminish a game

Mario Diversion
Slightly diminish a game

Mass Affect
January 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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The only people you should be writing for are yourself, your sicko friends, and your dick.
ARTISTS: quote with some random art advice!!
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I like that this is both saying that shes a ventriloquist’s dummy and also that trump is a shitty ventriloquist
Frey on Noem: "That was some wild and crazy stuff. It sounds like she doesn't believe a single word she's saying right now. And I don't know if Donald Trump was drinking a glass of water if she'd actually be able to speak."
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Embarrassing to put out a product like this. First of all it’s an air fryer basket. Second of all, it’s spelled “clothes”
January 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Another great day of being Daniil Dankovsky. Time to take a big swig of my coffee and then travel to a small steppe town to meet an immortal man who will help me solve the problem of death itself
January 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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someone asks how im doing and im like “im good hbu :)” meanwhile the debuff indicator above my head is going ATT DOWN DEF DOWN MAG DOWN MND DOWN AGI DOWN POISONED SLOWED DRY PARALYZED CONFUSED BLEEDING
September 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Since Pathologic 3 is out it is my duty to repost The Daniil Tweet
January 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Happy Pathologic 3 day to all who observe!
a pixel art illustration of an explosion with smoke coming out of it
ALT: a pixel art illustration of an explosion with smoke coming out of it
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Daniil Dankovsky:

- Entire existence only possible through careful balancing act of addictive chemicals
- Constantly being mocked and derided by small children
- Can die from having a conversation wrong
- Desperate to get her back (Thanatica)

welcome back harry du bois
January 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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People were able to force this change not by voting with their wallet but by being really annoying. Being annoying actually works.
January 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Another one: back in the day when you switched two words in a joke by accident, everybody would jump down your throat over it. Not like today where we’re all cool about it. Wacky, right?
When the grown up covers their hands with their face they’re still there

Wait how much younger
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM