eben
@bsky.enthusiastick.com
radical left lunatic. when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty (but we stay silly though.) the misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed– the bitterness of those who fear the way of human progress.
Why are (mostly cis) USAsian men such fragile pissbabies?
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Why are (mostly cis) USAsian men such fragile pissbabies?
Hearing Gavin Newsom mispronounce Zohran Mamdani's surname in a way that I have thus-far associated with Alex Jones (they both for sure want the latter syllables to be pronounced like ‘domme-y’, and not ‘Donny’, which speaks for itself) just solidifies for me that I will never vote for him.
January 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Hearing Gavin Newsom mispronounce Zohran Mamdani's surname in a way that I have thus-far associated with Alex Jones (they both for sure want the latter syllables to be pronounced like ‘domme-y’, and not ‘Donny’, which speaks for itself) just solidifies for me that I will never vote for him.
“There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us. We let it grow, and now it's here. It's here, and it's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay.” #Andor #MaarvaAndor #Maarva'sSpeech #FightTheEmpire #FuckTheEmpire
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us. We let it grow, and now it's here. It's here, and it's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay.” #Andor #MaarvaAndor #Maarva'sSpeech #FightTheEmpire #FuckTheEmpire
Agent Ross is a murderer. VP Vance is a liar. President Trump is pathetic. The “Don-roe Doctrine” is a policy of Lebensraum. Impeach, convict, remove. And then dissolve ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Agent Ross is a murderer. VP Vance is a liar. President Trump is pathetic. The “Don-roe Doctrine” is a policy of Lebensraum. Impeach, convict, remove. And then dissolve ICE.
I am so angry and heartbroken about the murder of Renee Good. And the lying about it, from every level, up to and including the President of the United States. I will not deny the evidence of my senses– the administration's story is a lie.
January 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I am so angry and heartbroken about the murder of Renee Good. And the lying about it, from every level, up to and including the President of the United States. I will not deny the evidence of my senses– the administration's story is a lie.
Happy January 6th. We have learned nothing. We have learned less than nothing; we have actively permitted ourselves to forget.
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Happy January 6th. We have learned nothing. We have learned less than nothing; we have actively permitted ourselves to forget.
Now can we finally impeach and convict the motherfucker? Goddamnit, folks.
January 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Now can we finally impeach and convict the motherfucker? Goddamnit, folks.
“I need my 2026 to be more-lived (and less-scrolled)” is powerful, @hankgreen.bsky.social. I'm puttin' it on a t-shirt.
January 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
“I need my 2026 to be more-lived (and less-scrolled)” is powerful, @hankgreen.bsky.social. I'm puttin' it on a t-shirt.
Fuck you, it's January! I hope it will happen this year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Fuck you, it's January! I hope it will happen this year.
If you find yourself feeling out-of-joint, that may be because these are the days of calibration; this liminal final week in January rightly belongs neither to the year that preceded it, nor to the new year that beckons. These few days are simply unstuck.
December 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If you find yourself feeling out-of-joint, that may be because these are the days of calibration; this liminal final week in January rightly belongs neither to the year that preceded it, nor to the new year that beckons. These few days are simply unstuck.
Watching @kumail.bsky.social's special ‘Night Thoughts’, and hearing him talk about the way we are collectively-silent about the pandemic, “like a fart in an elevator”– this is good stand-up and good social commentary, and that's unfair.
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Watching @kumail.bsky.social's special ‘Night Thoughts’, and hearing him talk about the way we are collectively-silent about the pandemic, “like a fart in an elevator”– this is good stand-up and good social commentary, and that's unfair.
The Gävle Goat fell down (that seems about right.)
December 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The Gävle Goat fell down (that seems about right.)
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Courtesy of friend Sam: 😷 🎶 “If you're sick & out in public, you should mask. If you're sick & out in public, you should mask. If your breathing sounds like hurgling, and you're coughing, sneezing, gurgling– then if you go out in public, wear a mask!”
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Courtesy of friend Sam: 😷 🎶 “If you're sick & out in public, you should mask. If you're sick & out in public, you should mask. If your breathing sounds like hurgling, and you're coughing, sneezing, gurgling– then if you go out in public, wear a mask!”
Thirty-one years, eight months, one week, and a little over five days. Is how long it would take you, to count to a billion. If you were capable of counting one number, every second, without pausing to eat, or drink, or sleep. It is in many ways a simply incomprehensible numerical quantity.
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Thirty-one years, eight months, one week, and a little over five days. Is how long it would take you, to count to a billion. If you were capable of counting one number, every second, without pausing to eat, or drink, or sleep. It is in many ways a simply incomprehensible numerical quantity.
I was born to genuinely incomprehensible privilege, and yet in spite of this I have grown to despise what the Narcissist Cookbook correctly describes as our "rusted, groaning economic system (that can only function when lubricated with blood.)"
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I was born to genuinely incomprehensible privilege, and yet in spite of this I have grown to despise what the Narcissist Cookbook correctly describes as our "rusted, groaning economic system (that can only function when lubricated with blood.)"
Riding the Amtrak Acela back to Boston from Philly, and I am such an irredeemable nerd that I had to bite the inside of my cheek to keep from quipping to the ticket checker about being with them, "all the way to the end of the line."
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Riding the Amtrak Acela back to Boston from Philly, and I am such an irredeemable nerd that I had to bite the inside of my cheek to keep from quipping to the ticket checker about being with them, "all the way to the end of the line."
I do genuinely love Unplugged, and regard it as the superlative PAX experience.
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I do genuinely love Unplugged, and regard it as the superlative PAX experience.
so much depends
upon
a traveling
salesman
problem, and its
solution
beside the white
chickens
upon
a traveling
salesman
problem, and its
solution
beside the white
chickens
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
so much depends
upon
a traveling
salesman
problem, and its
solution
beside the white
chickens
upon
a traveling
salesman
problem, and its
solution
beside the white
chickens
I might start traveling with a wrench so I can remove the flow restrictors from hotel showers.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I might start traveling with a wrench so I can remove the flow restrictors from hotel showers.
Reposted by eben
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
DJT is so earnestly offended that a member of the United States press would dare to ask Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman about having had Jamal Khashoggi murdered and dismembered, it's so unbelievably aristocracy-coded, how was this man ever elected as a populist?
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
DJT is so earnestly offended that a member of the United States press would dare to ask Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman about having had Jamal Khashoggi murdered and dismembered, it's so unbelievably aristocracy-coded, how was this man ever elected as a populist?
There is an irony that this morning's Cloudflare outage was so pervasive that it temporarily took out Downdetector. Really loving the decentralized internet, with its obvious chokepoints of failure like AWS & Cloudflare; seems like it's working great for absolutely everybody.
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
There is an irony that this morning's Cloudflare outage was so pervasive that it temporarily took out Downdetector. Really loving the decentralized internet, with its obvious chokepoints of failure like AWS & Cloudflare; seems like it's working great for absolutely everybody.
We simply must stop saying "they caved for no reason". I do not and will not accept that framing; this was no mere capitulation– it was an act of deliberate collusion, a betrayal. They caved so that they could fly home for Thanksgiving without delays. They caved to demonstrate that they always will.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
We simply must stop saying "they caved for no reason". I do not and will not accept that framing; this was no mere capitulation– it was an act of deliberate collusion, a betrayal. They caved so that they could fly home for Thanksgiving without delays. They caved to demonstrate that they always will.