Englishman in New Jorts
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Are they pressing the Jimmy Saville button now? Hahahaha!
This is IMO fully consistent with Sir Keir being exactly what he appears to be: a clueless bonnet ornament on a car filled with crooks and shit gangsters, forever staring directly ahead, oblivious to the horrors behind.
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Are they pressing the Jimmy Saville button now? Hahahaha!
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My thoughts are that my basic political requests were always 1) less deliberately horrible, cruel and vicious political/media culture 2) more and better public services and 3) far less complicity in America’s horrifying wars. I note this has been regarded as insanely extreme ideological lunacy.
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
My thoughts are that my basic political requests were always 1) less deliberately horrible, cruel and vicious political/media culture 2) more and better public services and 3) far less complicity in America’s horrifying wars. I note this has been regarded as insanely extreme ideological lunacy.
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wait a sec, that's john woodcock! a man who resigned from the labour party right as he was being investigated for sexual harrassment, allowing him to claim it was for principled reasons of not liking corbyn. who was then given a peerage by boris johnson for being sufficiently right wing.
Yes, what if we moved the goalposts again so that this abysmal piece of shit, this walking affront to the democratic process, could just jail anyone he wants rid of? Much to think about
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
wait a sec, that's john woodcock! a man who resigned from the labour party right as he was being investigated for sexual harrassment, allowing him to claim it was for principled reasons of not liking corbyn. who was then given a peerage by boris johnson for being sufficiently right wing.
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We saw this with the frothing GC reaction the Elliot Page. He didn't come out as trans until he was in his 30s and the transphobic weirdos and all their sock accounts started crying, screaming, throwing up.
The stealth transphobic rhetoric simultaneously argues;
1. That younger people must wait to know they are sure
2. That older people have waited too long to transition and be socially accepted.
The end game is the elimination of trans people.
1. That younger people must wait to know they are sure
2. That older people have waited too long to transition and be socially accepted.
The end game is the elimination of trans people.
Alternatively, if you come out as a child with the support of your parents, you are able to experience this adjustment within a context of loving support. Plus your appearance is pretty easy to adjust, bc young people look more alike.
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
We saw this with the frothing GC reaction the Elliot Page. He didn't come out as trans until he was in his 30s and the transphobic weirdos and all their sock accounts started crying, screaming, throwing up.
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The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
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"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
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This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.
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I've never felt more certain in my life that I've just been reliably told a grown man is crying in the bathroom
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I've never felt more certain in my life that I've just been reliably told a grown man is crying in the bathroom
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I always think of this when people try to speak up for AI even a little....
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I always think of this when people try to speak up for AI even a little....
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im not asking for every labour voter to apologise, but at least say oops.
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
im not asking for every labour voter to apologise, but at least say oops.
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The public are IMO fully entitled to ask “why was this abysmal cunt everyone hates ever put in charge of anything” and the unfortunate answer is: he told maybe fifty of the country’s most awful journalists exactly what they wanted to hear, with no regard for what was real. And that’s all it takes.
Morgan McSweeney is on the brink of resigning "on his own terms," according to the Sunday Times www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
February 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The public are IMO fully entitled to ask “why was this abysmal cunt everyone hates ever put in charge of anything” and the unfortunate answer is: he told maybe fifty of the country’s most awful journalists exactly what they wanted to hear, with no regard for what was real. And that’s all it takes.
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Although the party’s enormous membership wanted him to stay and it was the MPs who looked a right bunch of cunts, back then. Now everyone hates Sir Keir and McSweeney but can’t get rid, because the other potential leaders have been stitched up via factional bullshit or are just as badly compromised.
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Although the party’s enormous membership wanted him to stay and it was the MPs who looked a right bunch of cunts, back then. Now everyone hates Sir Keir and McSweeney but can’t get rid, because the other potential leaders have been stitched up via factional bullshit or are just as badly compromised.
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Furious clarity from Jude Wanga www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/fe...
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Furious clarity from Jude Wanga www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/fe...
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The latest disclosures make clear that Epstein was different things for different people. For some, he was a fixer; a lubricant who assisted public figures to transition into lucrative private sector post-political work. That idea of politics—a means to personal enrichment—is Mandelson's entire MO.
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The latest disclosures make clear that Epstein was different things for different people. For some, he was a fixer; a lubricant who assisted public figures to transition into lucrative private sector post-political work. That idea of politics—a means to personal enrichment—is Mandelson's entire MO.
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If you want to understand the mainstreaming of far right politics and why defeating the far right at the ballot box doesn't mean actually defeating far-right politics, this is it
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM
If you want to understand the mainstreaming of far right politics and why defeating the far right at the ballot box doesn't mean actually defeating far-right politics, this is it
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A compiled youtube video of Grand Theft Auto voice recordings in chronological order of recording called Lazlow's Hierarchy of Reads
A jewelry/crafting store called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Beads
A medieval-themed called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Meads
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
A compiled youtube video of Grand Theft Auto voice recordings in chronological order of recording called Lazlow's Hierarchy of Reads
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Not just that nobody pushed questions: nobody wants to hear answers. They didn’t want to hear Peter and his cronies are crooks; they didn’t want to hear that e.g. losing Scotland meant the Labour right was fucked, probably forever. They didn’t want to hear the problem is chronic underinvestment.
Thinking back over five years of me asking: what exactly is Mandelson’s role in this project? And the closest I ever got to an answer was people saying Yes it’s weird, somebody should totally look into that, but apparently nobody pressing them for an answer.
Mandelson would never have been exposed by the British media if it wasn't for the US DOJ dumping all those files. They would have assisted in covering up his role instead, like they've been doing for the past 30 years. They knew what he was and they kept quiet for decades.
February 5, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Not just that nobody pushed questions: nobody wants to hear answers. They didn’t want to hear Peter and his cronies are crooks; they didn’t want to hear that e.g. losing Scotland meant the Labour right was fucked, probably forever. They didn’t want to hear the problem is chronic underinvestment.
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If this story is accurate, then all those stories about Keir Starmer meticulously selecting only the highest-quality candidates in 2024 were horseshit and, in reality, we are now governed by a crop of MPs personally selected by the financially compromised ‘best pal’ of a child sex trafficker.
Huge story in @theipaper.com
"[Mandelson] was very involved in all the details; I think he enjoyed it. He was involved in all the personalities and the mechanics including asking the question of who do we want in which seat"
Probably a breach of GDPR laws too ...
inews.co.uk/news/politic...
"[Mandelson] was very involved in all the details; I think he enjoyed it. He was involved in all the personalities and the mechanics including asking the question of who do we want in which seat"
Probably a breach of GDPR laws too ...
inews.co.uk/news/politic...
Mandelson was given secret spreadsheet to vet left-wing MPs in Labour power struggle
The revelation shows the extent of Mandelson’s direct involvement in the bitter battle to gain control of the party ahead of the 2024 general election
inews.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
If this story is accurate, then all those stories about Keir Starmer meticulously selecting only the highest-quality candidates in 2024 were horseshit and, in reality, we are now governed by a crop of MPs personally selected by the financially compromised ‘best pal’ of a child sex trafficker.
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Good day for the Govt
February 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Good day for the Govt
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It will never cease being hilarious to me that the entire political and media establishment worked for years, bending over backwards, to install this gang of creeps, weirdos and crooks in the halls of power, but they're all so comically bent, corrupt and degenerate they barely lasted 18 months.
February 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
It will never cease being hilarious to me that the entire political and media establishment worked for years, bending over backwards, to install this gang of creeps, weirdos and crooks in the halls of power, but they're all so comically bent, corrupt and degenerate they barely lasted 18 months.
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
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Norris says nationalising water isnt the answer because we'd end up footing the bill for the failure to invest in the past. But we are anyway! Who do you think is ultimately paying this £104bn Alex?
With nationalisation we'd cut out the parasitical companies creaming off the top
With nationalisation we'd cut out the parasitical companies creaming off the top
January 29, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Norris says nationalising water isnt the answer because we'd end up footing the bill for the failure to invest in the past. But we are anyway! Who do you think is ultimately paying this £104bn Alex?
With nationalisation we'd cut out the parasitical companies creaming off the top
With nationalisation we'd cut out the parasitical companies creaming off the top
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As an historian I often wonder how people learned nothing from the twentieth century and how we have fallen into the mess and rise of fascism yet again and here we are. People simply *don't care* that they are in a military alliance with and dependant on a fascist state when capitalism requires it.
So Polanski wants to leave NATO,cut Defence spend & distance ourselves from USA who we rely on for essential defence apparatus& intelligence.
Then the tariffs will rise our steel industry will collapse(even more essential for defence),car ìndustry collapse 1000's jobs lost,no £££ for public services
Then the tariffs will rise our steel industry will collapse(even more essential for defence),car ìndustry collapse 1000's jobs lost,no £££ for public services
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 AM
As an historian I often wonder how people learned nothing from the twentieth century and how we have fallen into the mess and rise of fascism yet again and here we are. People simply *don't care* that they are in a military alliance with and dependant on a fascist state when capitalism requires it.
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Good news: the UK Government is now offering free short courses on how to use the rabid monkey that comes taped to every computer now for some reason! You'll learn how to...
- dodge the monkey's angry fists!
- understand its tortured screams!
- write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!
- dodge the monkey's angry fists!
- understand its tortured screams!
- write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!
January 28, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Good news: the UK Government is now offering free short courses on how to use the rabid monkey that comes taped to every computer now for some reason! You'll learn how to...
- dodge the monkey's angry fists!
- understand its tortured screams!
- write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!
- dodge the monkey's angry fists!
- understand its tortured screams!
- write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!