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Snowden St.
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A scholar with a slight flaw in my character. COan. Cannabis regulatory analyst, poorly-fit Lutheran. “Loving Pessimist”. Go Blue, Ski-U-Mah, Nuggets/ABA loyalist. Can't stop thinking about sports, religion, history, weed, and beans. ❤️🌲

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I’ve seen how you people post, don’t act like “coherent ideology” is something many of you are familiar with either
Tonight: making the fiancee watch this for her first time
Much Ado About Nothing (1993) on my fyp so now it's on yours
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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No matter how he actually goes, we’re all going to remember it as “on the crapper”, right?
August 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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“A distinguished Victorian scientist, agronomist, free thinker. How formidably benevolent he seems. Essentially the face of a man incredulous of all human good.”
October 21, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Happy National Pickle Day to all who celebrate. One day, maybe humanity will be mature enough to handle a pickle emoji.
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
this works
Yazmin Lacey - Ain't I Good For You
YouTube video by yazminlaceyVEVO
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"How'd you get so good at posting?"

"Got a guy."

Guy:
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Great question, 12 year old.
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Real talk: I am a tech skeptic and grouch, and still resent the invention of mechanical time. THAT SAID: bird app is probably a top 5 thing computers ever gave us
Sam Darnold was born to be a Seahawk I fear
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The word “marijuana” is fine to use, and “cannabis” isn’t a necessarily more progressive word choice
What's your most niche and unimportant crusade?

Mine is that I use the symbol "var" (as scientific standards bodies indicate) for reactive power instead of "VAR" (most common) or something weird like "Var" or worse, "VAr".

I'll admit it does feel a bit odd to put "Mvar" next to "MW" and "MVA". 🔌💡
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Any policy arena, folks!
Not enough John Braithwaite on BlueSky yet, so I will carry the mantle of spreading his good news. Here's another "basic assumption" pyramid, for almost any policy arena (criminal law, securities regs, cannabis, schools, etc). Work your way up the pyramid, always.
August 18, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I think the Internet goes too quickly to the vulgar Freudian option, you miss out on stuff doing that. I think the writer wanted to make her look cool, not hook up with her. The fact that this is what that attempt was makes it all the funnier.
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
2666 by Roberto Bolaño and a worn copy of Rootabaga Stories, by Carl Sandburg
alright let’s get something more pleasant going. what two books would you leave out on your coffee table so a reporter can mention you have them. doesn’t matter if you’ve read them. for me it’s Pale Fire (which I did read) and Ulysses (got like 15% of the way in)
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Friday Song
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“sucking on a vape stick” has to be one of the worst ways someone could say it within the NYT standards
I am sentencing the author to 10 years in horny jail
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This changes every day for me, but you need a cool-ass song to walk up to the rig and show it who's boss
everyone should have a walkup song to their desk at work
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I miss the Herbie Butch in MPLS so much, there are veg bkfst sausages out there now that are simply great
vegan breakfast sausage is good enough now that we should get rid of the regular stuff
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat! That’s dynamite!”
- Reagan/Nixon/Stanford Jerk, in 1970
downwardly mobile educated alienated elite-adjacents clearly are a large part of the contemporary american left's constituency, but it's such a stupid thing to have a complex about or considering particularly damming. read like any history book ever about who starts political movements.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
no one else makes me seriously wonder “okay but maybe they *are* a wizard…..?”
Just how the hell does one do this

(From Alan Moore’s Jerusalem, on life)
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“The tyrant dies and his rule is over; the martyr dies and his rule begins.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
when my IG account got banned (for extremely dumb reasons) I wasn’t distressed, I was delighted! first, you feel a bit of relief, and then I was texting friends in laughter
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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you're supposed to treat temporary suspensions like merit badges, come on
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Exposure to rich dumbfucks is the cure to imposter syndrome
I have worked multiple jobs at a five-star resort, including caddie and bartender. Please do not tell me that the average business executive is normal.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
glad that emails are letting some folks learn just how un-normal the elite classes are
I have worked multiple jobs at a five-star resort, including caddie and bartender. Please do not tell me that the average business executive is normal.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM