Mike
@snowcrash.ca
Just some boring guy on the Internet. Touches computers to make money, plays video games and reads a lot.
Reposted by Mike
Any time I walk into someone's apartment or house for the first time, I freeze right after entering, get very serious, and finally say in a hushed voice "Something unspeakable happened here."
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Any time I walk into someone's apartment or house for the first time, I freeze right after entering, get very serious, and finally say in a hushed voice "Something unspeakable happened here."
Reposted by Mike
Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
Reposted by Mike
If I have ever liked more than 3 of your posts it means I secretly want us to open a paranormal detective agency together. Surprised how many of you aren't getting the hint.
December 17, 2024 at 4:03 PM
If I have ever liked more than 3 of your posts it means I secretly want us to open a paranormal detective agency together. Surprised how many of you aren't getting the hint.
Reposted by Mike
You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
OK, so who taught millenials and zoomers to use two spaces after a period? I just want to talk.
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
OK, so who taught millenials and zoomers to use two spaces after a period? I just want to talk.
Best coffee I've ever had: shivering in a trench just after a rain at 3am, mix of instant coffee and hot chocolate in a canteen cup that probably hadn't been cleaned in two weeks
Here’s a topic outside the news.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Best coffee I've ever had: shivering in a trench just after a rain at 3am, mix of instant coffee and hot chocolate in a canteen cup that probably hadn't been cleaned in two weeks
Reposted by Mike
They should invent eight hours of sleep
January 13, 2026 at 10:07 AM
They should invent eight hours of sleep
Reposted by Mike
"Being on the 'right side of history' is romanticized. It often means you were wronged and people cared too late."
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-invaders
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-invaders
January 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"Being on the 'right side of history' is romanticized. It often means you were wronged and people cared too late."
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-invaders
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-invaders
Reposted by Mike
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
Reposted by Mike
Reposted by Mike
Group of well dressed people admiring a cat. Photo from my collection, sadly no date/info. Would love to know the story here!
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Group of well dressed people admiring a cat. Photo from my collection, sadly no date/info. Would love to know the story here!
Cheerleading a fascist sex criminal who has attacked our country financially and with malice aforethought ought to be disqualifying to be a guy on a soap box, never mind the leader of a major political party or a potential prime minister.
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Cheerleading a fascist sex criminal who has attacked our country financially and with malice aforethought ought to be disqualifying to be a guy on a soap box, never mind the leader of a major political party or a potential prime minister.
Hi, I am high explosives.
Hi, I'm femoral artery clot
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Hi, I am high explosives.
I have some of these. They're great!
Hello! My name is Melissa. I am a mixed media artist and illustrator. Here is the link to one of my cat stickers featuring Jessie. She’s my always anxious princess. Check out the rest of my site for original art and cat themed items. mrivdesigns.bigcartel.com/product/alwa...
Always Anxious Sticker
Inspired by cat Jessie this illustration captures what it's like to be in a constant state of anxiety. Full color 3" die cut sticker on...
mrivdesigns.bigcartel.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I have some of these. They're great!
Reposted by Mike
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Reposted by Mike
Mechanic rolled out from under my car and across the room and out of the garage and down the road, never to be seen again
December 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Mechanic rolled out from under my car and across the room and out of the garage and down the road, never to be seen again
Reposted by Mike
I don’t know who needs to hear this but posting “new year, new me” on social media isn’t gonna fix you. That’s what pretty new notebooks are for obviously
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but posting “new year, new me” on social media isn’t gonna fix you. That’s what pretty new notebooks are for obviously
Reposted by Mike
Reposted by Mike
Cows can't walk down stairs, which explains why so many of them have accumulated in my attic
January 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Cows can't walk down stairs, which explains why so many of them have accumulated in my attic
Reposted by Mike
"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
Reposted by Mike
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
Reposted by Mike
when we got married we asked my cousin about their four year old being 'flower dude' and they said "oh sure what fun we'll have to talk him into taking off his astronaut costume for once" and we said "the hell you will" which is how we came to have an adorable flower-naut leading us down the aisle
shout out to parents who are like “of course you can wear your astronaut costume on the airplane” to their four year old
December 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
when we got married we asked my cousin about their four year old being 'flower dude' and they said "oh sure what fun we'll have to talk him into taking off his astronaut costume for once" and we said "the hell you will" which is how we came to have an adorable flower-naut leading us down the aisle
I've just realized a nice thing about remembering nearly nothing is I have apparently forgotten all the insults delivered my way. That, or none of them were particularly good in the first place. When you're a short man of slight stature, the "insults" are predictable and forgettable.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I've just realized a nice thing about remembering nearly nothing is I have apparently forgotten all the insults delivered my way. That, or none of them were particularly good in the first place. When you're a short man of slight stature, the "insults" are predictable and forgettable.
Reposted by Mike
Scrooge: please, spirit of Christmas future. Will you not speak? You are on mute. I beg of you to unmute
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Scrooge: please, spirit of Christmas future. Will you not speak? You are on mute. I beg of you to unmute
Reposted by Mike
If you wear a hoodie backwards you can fill the hood with beef stroganoff and eat out of it like a feedbag
December 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you wear a hoodie backwards you can fill the hood with beef stroganoff and eat out of it like a feedbag