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The Phillies killed my grandpa and now they’re coming for me.
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I don’t say this lightly, as online tends to amplify the most exaggerated claims, but the current federal government is enacting a post-humanist project where they want to kill you because they believe AI will eliminate your job, thus making you a burden on the state. Every action points to this
Baseball szn
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Baseball szn
Enough of the AI-filtered ads! Jeff Goldblum and Ted Danson are old now and it’s ok!
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Enough of the AI-filtered ads! Jeff Goldblum and Ted Danson are old now and it’s ok!
Was that actually the kid from Minnesota??
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Was that actually the kid from Minnesota??
This is designed in A LAB to get it to happen while he’s watching
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This is designed in A LAB to get it to happen while he’s watching
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all these ads are geared toward people our age because they think we have all the money but the joke is on them. 8 or 10 guys have all the money.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
all these ads are geared toward people our age because they think we have all the money but the joke is on them. 8 or 10 guys have all the money.
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
All those butts sucked too, barely any good butts
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
All those butts sucked too, barely any good butts
Mutual on the other app who is now apparently a “Kalshi partner” says they have inside info on some surprises for the halftime show, THAT’S not suspicious!
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Mutual on the other app who is now apparently a “Kalshi partner” says they have inside info on some surprises for the halftime show, THAT’S not suspicious!
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
Soon
February 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Soon
*Kurt Cobain voice* 🎵meat and ferments 🎵
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
*Kurt Cobain voice* 🎵meat and ferments 🎵
Kalshi Good Friends cereal
February 7, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Kalshi Good Friends cereal
We got Wes Borland in the national divorce
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
We got Wes Borland in the national divorce
Talk about a dude who could’ve had it all but instead chose not to grow up www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Yasiel Puig found guilty of obstruction, lying to officials
A jury has found ex-major league outfielder Yasiel Puig guilty of obstruction of justice and lying to federal officials, the U.S. Attorney's Office said Friday.
www.espn.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Talk about a dude who could’ve had it all but instead chose not to grow up www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
I’m thinking of James Corden hosting an episode of the muppet show and I’m already getting really annoyed
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I’m thinking of James Corden hosting an episode of the muppet show and I’m already getting really annoyed
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Yeah, it sounds extra unsavory when you put it that way
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Yeah, it sounds extra unsavory when you put it that way
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I need a Muppet College Gameday where the only human is Saban.
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I need a Muppet College Gameday where the only human is Saban.
Ok who’s primary-ing this purple haired grandma?
“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said.
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Ok who’s primary-ing this purple haired grandma?
That’s the kind of scheduled tweet you make when you’re 99% sure you’re being traded to the Sixers
A player in massive trade rumors owning part of a prediction market where people can bet on whether he gets traded is a MASSIVE conflict of interest.
This is so far beyond players doing sportsbook ads.
This is so far beyond players doing sportsbook ads.
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
That’s the kind of scheduled tweet you make when you’re 99% sure you’re being traded to the Sixers
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- Lady Gaga
- Bryan Cranston
- Miss Rachel
- Nick Kroll and John Mulaney (in character as the Oh Hello guys)
- this one might be a little insane but Tim Heidecker
- Bryan Cranston
- Miss Rachel
- Nick Kroll and John Mulaney (in character as the Oh Hello guys)
- this one might be a little insane but Tim Heidecker
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
- Lady Gaga
- Bryan Cranston
- Miss Rachel
- Nick Kroll and John Mulaney (in character as the Oh Hello guys)
- this one might be a little insane but Tim Heidecker
- Bryan Cranston
- Miss Rachel
- Nick Kroll and John Mulaney (in character as the Oh Hello guys)
- this one might be a little insane but Tim Heidecker
Ever get the feeling that Stephen Miller watched Wonder Showzen and didn’t realize it was satire? (Also, sorry about the group text notification)
February 6, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Ever get the feeling that Stephen Miller watched Wonder Showzen and didn’t realize it was satire? (Also, sorry about the group text notification)
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I thought they stopped doing dwarf tossing decades ago. Vegas is wild for this one.
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I thought they stopped doing dwarf tossing decades ago. Vegas is wild for this one.
It's pretty simple: we (progressives generally) have modest lives but we're comfortable with it. Conservatives, especially the far right freaks, are either miserable or making up for lost time in their "puritanical" childhoods, so they dive deep into the hard drugs and polyamory and whatever else.
odd feature of our time in how many liberals and progressive are bog standard monogamous family types--Serwer, Bouie, Hayes, AOC, etc--and how many Traditional Family Values conservatives are fuckin drugged up perverts
February 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
It's pretty simple: we (progressives generally) have modest lives but we're comfortable with it. Conservatives, especially the far right freaks, are either miserable or making up for lost time in their "puritanical" childhoods, so they dive deep into the hard drugs and polyamory and whatever else.