Sleepaway Champ
@sleepawaychamp.bsky.social
Rapidly-decaying desert goth from New Mexico. Writing. Media. Immersive fiction. Union goon. Collaborator for the news collective @505omatic.bsky.social. Plz give me a job.
Pinned
burping and scratching its belly towards Bethlehem to be born
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Really old walls in Mesa Verde.
#wallsonwednesday #photography #architecture #mesaverde #eastcoastkin
#wallsonwednesday #photography #architecture #mesaverde #eastcoastkin
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Really old walls in Mesa Verde.
#wallsonwednesday #photography #architecture #mesaverde #eastcoastkin
#wallsonwednesday #photography #architecture #mesaverde #eastcoastkin
book social media’s job is to make you wish you couldn’t read
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
book social media’s job is to make you wish you couldn’t read
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Hello, New York! Are you ready for some COMEDY?
(cheers)
I just came in off the P-Train! Oh boy…
(Hooting, hollering)
The car looked like my old apartment off the corner of Grubbins Park and PlrjQrjkBlug Street!
(scream laughter)
Anyone from Zukzub Village in the audience?
(shrieks)
UH! OH!
(cheers)
I just came in off the P-Train! Oh boy…
(Hooting, hollering)
The car looked like my old apartment off the corner of Grubbins Park and PlrjQrjkBlug Street!
(scream laughter)
Anyone from Zukzub Village in the audience?
(shrieks)
UH! OH!
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hello, New York! Are you ready for some COMEDY?
(cheers)
I just came in off the P-Train! Oh boy…
(Hooting, hollering)
The car looked like my old apartment off the corner of Grubbins Park and PlrjQrjkBlug Street!
(scream laughter)
Anyone from Zukzub Village in the audience?
(shrieks)
UH! OH!
(cheers)
I just came in off the P-Train! Oh boy…
(Hooting, hollering)
The car looked like my old apartment off the corner of Grubbins Park and PlrjQrjkBlug Street!
(scream laughter)
Anyone from Zukzub Village in the audience?
(shrieks)
UH! OH!
Teaching a 13 year old how to read:
"Book cringe! Word cringe!"
"Yes, but once you learn you can WRITE about torturing your pets instead of stealing real animals from the pound! And not just cats and dogs. Any defenseless animal you can imagine! Doesn't that sound like fun?"
"Book cringe! Word cringe!"
"Yes, but once you learn you can WRITE about torturing your pets instead of stealing real animals from the pound! And not just cats and dogs. Any defenseless animal you can imagine! Doesn't that sound like fun?"
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Teaching a 13 year old how to read:
"Book cringe! Word cringe!"
"Yes, but once you learn you can WRITE about torturing your pets instead of stealing real animals from the pound! And not just cats and dogs. Any defenseless animal you can imagine! Doesn't that sound like fun?"
"Book cringe! Word cringe!"
"Yes, but once you learn you can WRITE about torturing your pets instead of stealing real animals from the pound! And not just cats and dogs. Any defenseless animal you can imagine! Doesn't that sound like fun?"
This song has been stalking me for two months.
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This song has been stalking me for two months.
watch the kiddos if clay higgins is about
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
watch the kiddos if clay higgins is about
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I'm fucking cryinj
Worst hold music ever?
YouTube video by Unreasonable Steev
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November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm fucking cryinj
considering a career pivot 🪦
Groundskeeper - Santa Fe, NM 87505 - Indeed.com
Memorial Estates Inc.
www.indeed.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
considering a career pivot 🪦
Indeed, you’re supposed to get me a job, not spam my inbox with posts from the people responsible for me losing my last job.
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Indeed, you’re supposed to get me a job, not spam my inbox with posts from the people responsible for me losing my last job.
someone posted a picture of a one-eyed cat. i didn’t think it was appropriate to reply but the missing eye sees the future. they got an oracular cat.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
someone posted a picture of a one-eyed cat. i didn’t think it was appropriate to reply but the missing eye sees the future. they got an oracular cat.
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FANTASY/SKELETON.GIF
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
FANTASY/SKELETON.GIF
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Your choice is quite literally a bipartisan cabal of pedophilic drone-wielding genocidal oligarchs that suck each other off in depraved games of domination and blackmail, or, socialism and a habitable planet, and you're struggling with that choice?! Dafuq is wrong you?
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Your choice is quite literally a bipartisan cabal of pedophilic drone-wielding genocidal oligarchs that suck each other off in depraved games of domination and blackmail, or, socialism and a habitable planet, and you're struggling with that choice?! Dafuq is wrong you?
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I wonder if this is how the ancient Greeks felt just watching their lives get absolutely rag-dolled time and time again by their useless idiot gods
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I wonder if this is how the ancient Greeks felt just watching their lives get absolutely rag-dolled time and time again by their useless idiot gods
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
Every piece of advice I've ever gotten for resumes and cover letters has been to keep them short. Don't waste the hiring committee's time! And yet, here comes every hiring committee with 3,000 word listings that have secret shibboleths and codes I need to work into a cover letter.
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Every piece of advice I've ever gotten for resumes and cover letters has been to keep them short. Don't waste the hiring committee's time! And yet, here comes every hiring committee with 3,000 word listings that have secret shibboleths and codes I need to work into a cover letter.
"Hazbin Hotel!" - Someone trying to trick you into watching a musical.
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Hazbin Hotel!" - Someone trying to trick you into watching a musical.
I know folks don’t like the Demon Ruins in Dark Souls but there’s something very creepy about making it to Hell and finding out it’s closed. Anor Londo being an abandoned strip mall makes sense, but suffering being foreclosed feels eerie. They stripped the cosmos down to the copper wiring.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I know folks don’t like the Demon Ruins in Dark Souls but there’s something very creepy about making it to Hell and finding out it’s closed. Anor Londo being an abandoned strip mall makes sense, but suffering being foreclosed feels eerie. They stripped the cosmos down to the copper wiring.
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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Blood is like AI in Yharnam. You walk past an ad like "The haberdashery you love, now with Blood," you're like the fuck is that even supposed to mean.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Blood is like AI in Yharnam. You walk past an ad like "The haberdashery you love, now with Blood," you're like the fuck is that even supposed to mean.
1950s bodysnatchers is garbage. completely misses the thing that makes snatchers scary. you have no one to call. the only authorities you can appeal to are also bodysnatchers. that’s the point.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
1950s bodysnatchers is garbage. completely misses the thing that makes snatchers scary. you have no one to call. the only authorities you can appeal to are also bodysnatchers. that’s the point.
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people who complain about weed being too strong must be, like, tripping dicks when they wash their dishes with unscented soap. they ate a peppercorn once and their pupils dilated like Requiem For a Dream.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
people who complain about weed being too strong must be, like, tripping dicks when they wash their dishes with unscented soap. they ate a peppercorn once and their pupils dilated like Requiem For a Dream.
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