Sleepaway Champ
@sleepawaychamp.bsky.social
Rapidly-decaying desert goth from New Mexico. Writing. Media. Immersive fiction. Union goon. Collaborator for the news collective @505omatic.bsky.social. Plz give me a job.
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burping and scratching its belly towards Bethlehem to be born
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what if… Santa Claus VERSUS the Ice Cream Bunny?
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
what if… Santa Claus VERSUS the Ice Cream Bunny?
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
it is time for all hot new-job-havers to buy a Switch 2 for their queer darkwave party tonight
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
it is time for all hot new-job-havers to buy a Switch 2 for their queer darkwave party tonight
i feel confident enough to call pluribus: ai lab leak.
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
i feel confident enough to call pluribus: ai lab leak.
for my new year’s resolution i think i’ll sub out one beer a week for 12-14 pizzas
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
for my new year’s resolution i think i’ll sub out one beer a week for 12-14 pizzas
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Crazy images in these files, sick shit going down
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Crazy images in these files, sick shit going down
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB
December 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB
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is there some kind of rule that you have to have either terrible politics or have extremely messy drama spill into public every year or both if you want to present awards for science fiction writing
December 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
is there some kind of rule that you have to have either terrible politics or have extremely messy drama spill into public every year or both if you want to present awards for science fiction writing
The interview went well. As long as a boomer with 1 HP didn’t apply for the same job, I’ll be fine!
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The interview went well. As long as a boomer with 1 HP didn’t apply for the same job, I’ll be fine!
This is all a distraction to keep you from overthrowing capitalism.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is all a distraction to keep you from overthrowing capitalism.
shuffle algorithm’s like “bro one more crystal castles track you’ve heard a million times bro dont look that guy up on google bro this is real good bro please bro”
December 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
shuffle algorithm’s like “bro one more crystal castles track you’ve heard a million times bro dont look that guy up on google bro this is real good bro please bro”
Gen Z Andrew says: “Zed’s Dead is EDM. Daft Punk? that’s EDM. Chappell Roan? also EDM. Aphex Twin? claaassic EDM. Taylor Swift? old people EDM. The Netflix logo noise? EDM. Step-sister porn? Again, EDM.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Gen Z Andrew says: “Zed’s Dead is EDM. Daft Punk? that’s EDM. Chappell Roan? also EDM. Aphex Twin? claaassic EDM. Taylor Swift? old people EDM. The Netflix logo noise? EDM. Step-sister porn? Again, EDM.”
We asked Gen Z to rank their favorite satanic online death cults.
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We asked Gen Z to rank their favorite satanic online death cults.
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In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.
I was not expecting Chomsky to reveal himself as a They Live monster but here we are.
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I was not expecting Chomsky to reveal himself as a They Live monster but here we are.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… *Wheeze* *Cough* *Cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… *Wheeze* *Cough* *Cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
I made it to the last interview and it’s in person.
I have blue hair and possess no dress clothes.
I have blue hair and possess no dress clothes.
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I made it to the last interview and it’s in person.
I have blue hair and possess no dress clothes.
I have blue hair and possess no dress clothes.
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my wife arranged this adorable dark souls suicide run with christmas ornaments
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
my wife arranged this adorable dark souls suicide run with christmas ornaments
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HAPPY XMAS all! x x
December 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
HAPPY XMAS all! x x
my wife arranged this adorable dark souls suicide run with christmas ornaments
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
my wife arranged this adorable dark souls suicide run with christmas ornaments
happy holidays! from: Us.
December 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
happy holidays! from: Us.
without a doubt the worst christmas story ever is by laura ingalls wilder. her dad’s friend crosses the river in a snowstorm and brings the girls a couple pennies and an orange each. laura’s like “a whole PENNY for my own!”
mom would read it to us and go, “see? *they* didn’t have video games”
mom would read it to us and go, “see? *they* didn’t have video games”
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
without a doubt the worst christmas story ever is by laura ingalls wilder. her dad’s friend crosses the river in a snowstorm and brings the girls a couple pennies and an orange each. laura’s like “a whole PENNY for my own!”
mom would read it to us and go, “see? *they* didn’t have video games”
mom would read it to us and go, “see? *they* didn’t have video games”