Sleepaway Champ
@sleepawaychamp.bsky.social
Rapidly-decaying desert goth from New Mexico. Writing. Media. Immersive fiction. Union goon. Collaborator for the news collective @505omatic.bsky.social. Plz give me a job.
anime shockwaves radiating
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
anime shockwaves radiating
i first encountered them in a catalog of christian bands. it was for parents and every band had a list of non-Christian bands they sounded like. marketing engineered to disappoint your teen.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i first encountered them in a catalog of christian bands. it was for parents and every band had a list of non-Christian bands they sounded like. marketing engineered to disappoint your teen.
“Bodega.”
(the audience is now beating each other to death with chairs)
(the audience is now beating each other to death with chairs)
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“Bodega.”
(the audience is now beating each other to death with chairs)
(the audience is now beating each other to death with chairs)
Teaching the same kid how to count:
"Okay. How many bite marks did you leave on my arm? One... Two... OW! Okay. This is an opportunity to learn addition."
"Okay. How many bite marks did you leave on my arm? One... Two... OW! Okay. This is an opportunity to learn addition."
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Teaching the same kid how to count:
"Okay. How many bite marks did you leave on my arm? One... Two... OW! Okay. This is an opportunity to learn addition."
"Okay. How many bite marks did you leave on my arm? One... Two... OW! Okay. This is an opportunity to learn addition."
you’re a cat. jumping between dimensions. your eye gets displaced in spacetime. it happens. you perceive linearity as a circle of treats.
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
you’re a cat. jumping between dimensions. your eye gets displaced in spacetime. it happens. you perceive linearity as a circle of treats.
Dionysus at least gets you wasted.
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Dionysus at least gets you wasted.