Kris Kringle ❄️
@slackademic.bsky.social
PhD candidate. Keep going up the ladder. They mad, make em madder. she/her/g
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Kris Kringle ❄️
@slackademic.bsky.social
· Apr 23
I have more pictures to share from our sneak peek from our photographer!
It was truly a beautiful day.
It was truly a beautiful day.
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🥹 *SIGHS IN SAP*
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
🥹 *SIGHS IN SAP*
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How come we don’t hear about the profit-loss performance of the FBI?
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
How come we don’t hear about the profit-loss performance of the FBI?
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
IM NOT GONNA LOSE!
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
IM NOT GONNA LOSE!
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"4 men walk in the booth, 1 note comes out: the Jagged Edge story, this fall in BET+"
My favorite thing about Jagged Edge... four people singing a two part harmony
We need that Jagged Edge masculinity back. Baby I’m a thug in these streets, ask about me, but I ain’t too proud to be rolling around in a rainstorm begging for that ass.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"4 men walk in the booth, 1 note comes out: the Jagged Edge story, this fall in BET+"
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“Surprise-cyber Monday extended”
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“Surprise-cyber Monday extended”
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
Convenience
7. At your age, what is the perfect gift?
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Convenience
“Shordy ass tweakin”
Without saying where you’re from, drop some slang from your city. I’m trying to see something.
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“Shordy ass tweakin”
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i encourage all men to keep a running list of info on their ladies in their notes app. mister has my favorite perfumes, makeup products/shades, clothing size, shoe size, etc. already written down & i have his as well. it’s helpful for gift buying when you’re stumped.
Shit. Her bday is in 7 days and I don't even have a gift in mind yet smh
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i encourage all men to keep a running list of info on their ladies in their notes app. mister has my favorite perfumes, makeup products/shades, clothing size, shoe size, etc. already written down & i have his as well. it’s helpful for gift buying when you’re stumped.
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Never denying myself anything as long as it’s within my means. I did so for far too long.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Never denying myself anything as long as it’s within my means. I did so for far too long.
So, we adopted two angel tree babies this season and I bought every damn thing on their needs and wish lists.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
So, we adopted two angel tree babies this season and I bought every damn thing on their needs and wish lists.
Man, Part I of Stranger Things…
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Man, Part I of Stranger Things…
Philly fans booing the shit outta these niggas. Gotdamn.
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Philly fans booing the shit outta these niggas. Gotdamn.
I remain convinced that the superior greens mix is collard and mustard greens.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I remain convinced that the superior greens mix is collard and mustard greens.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Every time I get good and comfortable, here comes my car needing some random shit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Every time I get good and comfortable, here comes my car needing some random shit.
So I was never one to preach the gospel of reverse cowgirl, but after extensive research… it might be that girl
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
So I was never one to preach the gospel of reverse cowgirl, but after extensive research… it might be that girl
Tellllllllll meee if you still care about me
a cartoon character is dancing in front of a record player and a dresser with the numbers 0000 on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character is dancing in front of a record player and a dresser with the numbers 0000 on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Tellllllllll meee if you still care about me
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Damn, dude looks like he just saw a new integrated school open
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Damn, dude looks like he just saw a new integrated school open
Y’all be using ‘behooved’ when you mean ‘bewildered’ and this is why George Bush must pay for his crimes.
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Y’all be using ‘behooved’ when you mean ‘bewildered’ and this is why George Bush must pay for his crimes.
My dad was telling me that we’d have to spend 400k on a house in Memphis to be in a decent area.
He has never lived in Memphis and bought my parents’ house for less than 100k in 1991.
… This is why we don’t be listening to them.
He has never lived in Memphis and bought my parents’ house for less than 100k in 1991.
… This is why we don’t be listening to them.
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My dad was telling me that we’d have to spend 400k on a house in Memphis to be in a decent area.
He has never lived in Memphis and bought my parents’ house for less than 100k in 1991.
… This is why we don’t be listening to them.
He has never lived in Memphis and bought my parents’ house for less than 100k in 1991.
… This is why we don’t be listening to them.
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Again, fuck Linda and Vince McMahon
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Again, fuck Linda and Vince McMahon
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My husband described someone as “that one movie director who looks like Raphael Saadiq”
He was talking about Lena Waithe
He was talking about Lena Waithe
a woman in a red vest is sitting at a table in a classroom .
ALT: a woman in a red vest is sitting at a table in a classroom .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My husband described someone as “that one movie director who looks like Raphael Saadiq”
He was talking about Lena Waithe
He was talking about Lena Waithe
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Don't worry. Cynthia Erivo is warming up her Nawlins accent as we speak. Even studying a little hoodoo to get in the mood.
I will lead the boycott myself if Tiana anywhere near my color I promise I will 😭
Y’all wanna see me act a whole fucking ass on here?!
Miscast Princess Tiana & see if I don’t drag them to & fro for all of eternity.
Miscast Princess Tiana & see if I don’t drag them to & fro for all of eternity.
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Don't worry. Cynthia Erivo is warming up her Nawlins accent as we speak. Even studying a little hoodoo to get in the mood.