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io | 20s | autistic | they/them | evil space wizard enthusiast | mostly sfw but some likes/follows may not be | pfp by outheros
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My cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is that folks need to consider the local ecosystem before they curse people into animal forms.

I get it - toad is a classic! But as Australia shows, YOU CAN'T JUST LET THEM LOOSE EVERYWHERE.

Most places need more beavers! ALMOST NO PLACES NEED MORE WILD HOGS.
my cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is I think magic squares are nerd shit
January 27, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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i do like that, by giving robovacs legs, we are increasingly pushing them into the robotics category known as "little guys"
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Drama is just intrigue for people who aren’t allowed within 10,000 yards of a palace
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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This. Fucking... This.
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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My son put it best when he was a young kid: "Cats are great because you get happy every time you encounter them. You turn a corner, and there's a cat there, and it's like there's a cat, and that's great."

I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Finally (FINALLY) had the opportunity to play Mothership RPG and it completely lived up to the hype from everyone telling me “you need to play Mothership.”

Thanks to @deadlyfredly.bsky.social for an awesome one-shot! Nothing is as good as starting a session off with someone’s head being eaten.
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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I choose to take this as a positive omen.

(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
“bougie”

…could be worse? Maybe someone will invite me to a fancy party.
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.

Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Just to hammer it home, too, for folks -

Grinding out a serpent with one foot, dressed in blue, with something important cradled on her lap, and a halo of stars.

Everything about her is directly pulling from how the Old Masters depicted the Virgin Mary.
August 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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I read this article every time I see it.
see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates

www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online
He is my friend
www.polygon.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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🏺Facebook archaeology groups might not be completely dead after all
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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The winds are wild, the lacre deep.
The snarling stones arise from sleep.
The Fifth's tales may exalt the suns
but never hope to halt what comes.
December 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Other people¹ are people.

Everything else grows from that.

¹ yes, even them.
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Pour one out for a truly chivalrous fellow. There aren’t enough of them in the world, of any species.
December 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Pot Pie was a Good Rooster. He never offered a human violence, always went out of the coop first to check for danger, and he let the ladies use him as a space heater in winter.

Sadly, the giant breeds rarely last as long as the standard sizes, and he was immense even by Cochin standards.
My beloved PotPie, Sentry Rooster and gentle giant Black Cochin, has gone to the coop in the sky. He is God’s chicken now, and lives on through his son Diablo, and his daughters Mystique and Dazzler.

2021-2025
December 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Ozzy so wide now
(Comparison pictures by Sophie Fischer)
December 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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important
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE! It’s useful for all ages, with no cooking experience needed. Food doesn’t need to be a fight. Explore eating with insight, loving kindness, and gentle humor.
Color Taste Texture by Matthew Broberg-Moffitt: 9780593538593 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
An accessible family cookbook that offers solutions rather than tricks to empower the food-averse, autistic, and picky eater, with 46 recipes. This much-needed cookbook combines tips and techniques.....
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I wonder how many "well actually the metroids aren't ALL destroyed, we kept this one for study" Samus Aran is going to let the Federation get away with before she joins the war on metroids on the side of the metroids
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I’ve worked in public libraries for 20 years, today was the first time we’ve had to tell someone they couldn’t bring their chainsaw in the library.
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Anne Boyer's "What Resembles The Grave But Isn't" is tattooed across my soul. "This is not your grave, get out of this hole."

billmoyers.com/story/poetry...
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM